Friday, September 06, 2013

Soap opera troubles, Alec Baldwin's next gig and veiled NFL threats


- Sending a severed human head in a box is always a potent way of delivering a message. There is no mistaking the sight of a detached cabeza inside a box of any kind and the message is rarely anything other than, “This could/will be you and soon.” That’s exactly the thought someone wanted to send to the boss of Kenya's police commission by sending him a box containing a severed human head and two hands, accompanied by a note reading, “You are next.” The box was left in a flowerbed outside the body's headquarters in Nairobi and it was addressed to Johnston Kavuludi, who was appointed head of the watchdog a year ago and was tasked with rooting out corruption within the police force in a country where citizens recently rated their police force as the country's most corrupt institution, with 95 percent describing it as either "corrupt" or "very corrupt.” Some members of the police force believe the threat may have come from within, specifically from officers who feel threatened by Kavuludi's reforms"It is someone who is trying to intimidate the chairman and the entire department," said Murshid Mohamed, who serves on the governmental body under Kavuludi. "It could be criminal gangs, it could be terrorist groups, or it could be errant police officers who might be affected by the vetting of the entire service." Mohamed insisted authorities would not deterred by the threat to Kavuludi's life, saying they are “confident in our security and the entire administration has been backing the commission.” Their battle is against a system in which  70 percent of Kenyans reported paying a bribe to The Man in the past 12 months. Kavuludi's reforms are widely viewed as a step in the right direction and with the presence of severed human body parts to threaten him, it would seem he is on the right track………


- America’s love affair with the NFL is up and running again after last night’s season kickoff between Denver and Baltimore, but Week 1’s chippiest game just might be a rematch between two of the favorites in the NFC. After Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Clay Matthews suggested that perhaps the best way to slow read-option quarterbacks like 49ers signal caller Colin Kaepernick is to hit them, Kaepernick’s coach took umbrage with the notion. "One of the things that the referees have told us is that when these quarterbacks carry out the fakes, they lose their right as a quarterback, a pocket-passing quarterback, the protection of a quarterback," Matthews said. "So with that, you do have to take your shots on the quarterback, and obviously they're too important to their offense.” That line of thinking upset 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh, who pretended to be concerned about potential danger to his franchise quarterback while not-so-subtly lobbying the NFL to keep an eye on dangerous hits. "You're hearing a lot of tough talk right now. You're hearing some intimidating type of talk, the same thing we were hearing a couple years ago," Harbaugh said. "It sounds a lot like targeting a specific player. You definitely start to wonder.” Under NFL rules, a quarterback who runs the read option isn't as protected as his peers once he leaves the pocket and it's clear he's running. Kaepernick excels at the read option and Matthews would love to turn him into a dropback passer, even if that means driving him into the turf and putting him on the sidelines with an injury. "If that means they pull them out of that type of offense and make them run a traditional, drop-back, pocket-style offense, I think that's exactly what we're going for,” Matthews added. He has the backing of his head coach, Mike McCarthy, who said it was copasetic to hit the quarterback on a read-option play when he's carrying out a fake. "The reality is, the quarterback is part of the option," McCarthy said. “The ability to go tackle that player is obviously within the rules." Hitting the quarterback would have been helpful last season in the playoffs when Kaepernick ran right past the Packers en route to a 45-31 win on the way to the Super Bowl………


- Alec Baldwin is living big. At 55 years old and on the other side of both his success as the star of NBC’s hit sitcom “30 Rock” and leaving one of the angriest, most enraged voice mails a father has ever left for his pre-teen daughter, Baldwin has added a new member to his family and a new TV show to his resume. This time, Baldwin isn't going for laughs, but rather for a gig hosting a weekly current events and culture talk show for a basic cable network. The Emmy Award-winning actor is teaming up with MSNBC (official motto: Thank God we’re not Fox News) for “Up Late w/Alec Baldwin,” which will air at 10 p.m. ET on Fridays beginning in October. He managed to drum up the requisite level of artificial and self-serving excitement to hype the show well beyond any reasonable expectation in an official release announcing the show. "After two seasons of my WNYC podcast, I've developed a fondness for hosting a show that involved talking with smart, talented and engaging people in every imaginable field," Baldwin said. "I'm grateful to MSNBC for helping me bring a similar show to television." His new boss, MSNBC president Phil Griffin, also drove the hype wagon well beyond any logical point by saying in the same gushing release that he "can't wait to bring his personality and eclectic interests" to the network. "He's got such passion for ideas and what's going on in the world -- he's going to be a great addition to our lineup." Anyone who has ever heard Baldwin berate his then 11-year-old daughter Ireland in a scorching voicemail six years ago has no question that he can summon up a certain, um, passion for a solid idea…….


- Where is Earth's largest volcano? Believe it or not, it may have been discovered hiding deep beneath the waves about 1,000 miles east of Japan. What could also be the second largest volcano in the solar system goes by the name of Tamu Massif. It is an immense shield volcano spanning about 120,000 square miles, making it equal in size to Great Britain. However, it remains hidden from the world’s view because its summit lies 6,500 feet below the surface and parts of its base reside as deep as four miles down. Scientists have long known about the peak, but most believed it to be a volcanic range. William Sager of the University of Houston discovered the volcano two decades ago and the area was dubbed the Shatsky Rise and thought to include a series of three immense volcanoes. "We got tired of referring to them as the one on the left, the one on the right and the big one," Sager said. "We knew it was big, but we had no idea it was one large volcano." When he and his team looked closer, they found that it was indeed a single peak and they subsequently renamed it with a moniker meaning “the big one.” According to the research team, Tamu Massif is about 145 million years old and last erupted just a few million years after it was first formed. "As much as we know that anything's dead, this looks dead," Sager added. He also believes that Tamu Massif rose above sea level because its shape is not extremely high. Its exceptionally wide landscape with gradual slopes supports that theory. That shape makes it different from any other sub-marine volcano found on Earth and could offer hints about how massive volcanoes can form………


- Bad acting and ridiculous dialogue are on hiatus in Llanview. Production on the second life of “One Life to Live” has been suspended indefinitely while production company Prospect Park settles a lawsuit with ABC. Writers for the revived soap opera are still working on scripts for a second season of “All My Children,” but “One Life” is on pause for now. The two shows migrated from TV to Hulu this year because no one under the age of 70 and with a job actually watches soap operas any more, but Propsect Park CEO Jeff Kwantinetz said he hopes to resume production his suspended show soon. The dispute between Prospect Park and ABC centers on the fact that in the period between the TV finale of “One Life” and its online premiere, many of the soap's characters appeared on ABC's “General Hospital.” During that time, characters Cole (Van Hughes) and Hope Thornhart (Caitlyn Buton) were killed in a car accident. The lawsuit claims the characters were on loan to “General Hospital” and ABC sabotaged OLTL's online reboot by killing them. ABC argued that it made a creative decision to kill off the OLTL characters and  "acted reasonably and in good faith at all times." This lawsuit is merely the latest ugly chapter in the attempted revival of the two struggling soap operas. Back in May, just one month after the shows’ online premiers, Prospect Park cut down their weekly episodes from four to two to “avoid overloading fans with content.” Then in June, both shows went on early hiatus due to a labor dispute that has since been resolved. If the world didn’t know any better, it might seem that soap operas are an antiquated and unsalvageable entertainment industry dinosaur that should just be left alone to fade into oblivion…….

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