Thursday, September 12, 2013

Ginormous gas bags, changed Yankees and meth loses its touch


- Did anyone know that ‘80s Australian pop singer Kylie Minogue was still around? She clearly is and judging by her new gig, she isn't exactly killing it when it comes to writing, recording and releasing her own music. If she were, then Minogue would not have inked a deal to be one of the karaoke coaches for the next season of “The Voice Karaoke” in the United Kingdom. Minogue will fill one of the voids created by the departure of fellow pop hacks Jessie J and Danny O'Donoghue of The Script from the coaching panel. As always, plenty of terrible pop singers remain on every street corner and so “The Voice Karaoke” will have no trouble filling out its coaching roster as Hack Eyed Peas member Will.i.am and Tom Jones will return alongside Minogue for the show's third season. "I'm very excited to become a coach on The Voice UK. I love the concept of the show and have been an avid viewer of both series,” Minogue said in a statement. “The search for new talent is such an important aspect of the music industry and ‘The Voice UK’ gives us all a part to play in that. Will I be competitive? Probably more than even I imagine. Watch this space." Both Jessie J and O'Donoghue announced this summer that they would not be back and after sharing news of his departure on Twitter, O'Donoghue wrote: "I had two wonderful seasons on The Voice and as everybody knows I gave it my heart and soul and couldn't be more proud of the show and what we have achieved. My focus will be on The Script moving forward as we are about to embark on the most important part of our career as a band." Wait…someone didn’t want to be a part of a reality karaoke show and wanted to do something with their own musical career? No way………


- Anyone who has spent a few minutes with the Danes knows that the beer-loving Scandinavians know how to enjoy life. Despite über-high tax rates and less-than-balmy temperatures, Denmark is a place where happiness abounds, a fact proven by this year’s edition of the World Happiness Report. The report, which aims to rank how happy people are with their lives, dropped Monday and as usual the good times are most abundant in northern Europe. As per Columbia University's Earth Institute, Denmark is the happiest country on the planet, followed by Norway, Switzerland, the Netherlands and Sweden. It may or may not be a coincidence that four of those five countries – the Netherland excluded – happen to be four European countries that still use their own currency and remain blissfully clear of the ongoing eurozone crisis. The report’s findings were compiled using data collected between 2010-12 and its authors noted that while "the world has become a slightly happier and more generous place over the past five years," economic and political upheavals have resulted in greatly reduced levels of well-being for some nations. Those nations with decreased well-being and happiness ranked at the other end of the spectrum and not surprisingly, the least happy nations among the 156 surveyed were impoverished and conflict-ravaged places such as Rwanda, Burundi, the Central African Republic, Benin and Togo. Americans hoping for a high spot on the list will have to settle for No. 17 on the list, leaving them behind their North American neighbors in Canada (No. 6, eh?) the party-and-fight-loving Australians (No. 10), their allies in Israel (No. 10) and their other North American neighbors in Mexico (No.16). Maybe there is some solace in ranking ahead of fellow world powers Germany (No. 26) and Japan (No. 43) and communist hell holes such as Russia (No. 68) and China (No. 93). Financially troubled eurozone nations Greece, Italy, Portugal and Spain all saw their rankings drop significantly. "We expect, and find, that these losses are far greater than would follow simply from lower incomes," the report added. On the sunnier side, Angola, Zimbabwe and Albania experienced the largest increases in happiness and if they can keep it up, they just might see a massive surge in unwanted immigrants crashing their borders………


- Either America’s white trash has moved on to another drug of choice or law enforcement is losing its game, because news that methamphetamine lab seizures and arrests declined nationwide in 2012 can't be that simple. Even experts in drug enforcement admit they aren't sure why Drug Enforcement Administration statistics show just 12,694 meth lab incidents in 2012, down 5.5 percent from 13,390 in 2011. Some states have reported increases in their own meth seizure figures this year, but the 2012 data represents the second straight year of decline. That isn't enough to constitute a trend, but the meth industry is clearly off its game after an impressive 15,196 meth lab incidents in 2010. An optimist might suggest that the toothless, crater-faced, wife-beater-wearing, trailer-dwelling losers who deal the white trash drug of choice have simply gotten better at flying under the radar, but there is no way to know. Missouri remains the race leader in the great meth marathon of life, topping the list with 1,960 incidents in 2012. Jefferson County deserves much of the credit for that number, with 346 incidents to pace the state. Along with Missouri, fellow Middle America states Tennessee (1,701), Indiana (1,697) and Kentucky (1,000) accounted for nearly half of all meth lab incidents. DEA spokesman Rusty Payne cautioned that the decreased numbers could simply be the result of late-reporting states slacking on updating their 2012 figures. Whatever factors are behind last year’s dip, several states have already reported a rise in incidents in 2013. Tom Farmer, director of the Tennessee Methamphetamine Task Force, said his state is on pace for around 2,000 meth lab incidents in 2013 and officials in Indiana say they are on a trajectory for nearly 1,900. What experts do agree on its that most homemade meth in the U.S. is now cooked by mixing pseudoephedrine and other ingredients in a soda bottle, the so called "one-pot" or "shake-and-bake" method. This method creates smaller amounts of meth, theoretically making it simpler to gather supplies for and thus less likely to ding the radar of law enforcement. There are national laws on the books to fight the meth menace, including the Combat Meth Act of 2005, which requires cold and allergy pills containing pseudoephedrine to be sold from behind the counter………


- My, how the New York Yankees have changed. There was a day when the Yankees didn’t bother to ask any questions when one of their top players hit free agency, electing to throw the biggest load of cash possible at the star in question and re-sign him regardless. The winningest franchise in Major League Baseball history has altered its spend-happy approach in the past few seasons and that philosophy is being applied to the impending free agency of stud second baseman Robinson Cano. Cano, who fired agent Scott Boras several months ago to sign with a group headed up by Jay-Z, leads the Yankees in batting average, home runs, RBI, hits, talks and total bases and he is clearly the team’s best player, but Yankees president Randy Levine said his team won't retain Cano at all costs. Levine suggested that the organization would be willing to lose Cano in free agency if the All-Star second baseman received an offer beyond the Yankees’ now-limited price range. "Robinson Cano is a great player. We will sit down and talk to him," Levine said. "Hopefully he's a Yankee. Nobody is a re-sign at all costs, but we want him back and we feel good about negotiating something with him. But nobody is a re-sign at any cost." The fact that Cano is at the core of a playoff push that is happening even though the Yankees are nearly devoid of star-level talent doesn’t seem to impress Levine much. Cano insisted he isn't worried about how the team will approach his free agency and his agent, Brodie Van Wagenen, and the Yankees have held informal talks throughout the season in an effort to strike a deal before Cano comes free and clear. Five-time All-Stars aren't a common commodity and Cano will likely receive a lucrative multi-year contract wherever he ends up, but seeing a top player in his prime walk away from the franchise that George Steinbrenner built would be a jarring sight nonetheless………


- Giants gas bags are everywhere in the world, but mostly on basic cable news stations. But these giant collections of gaseous materials also exist in other parts of our galaxy and as they swirl around, they give rise to new stars. A team of astronomers has set out to map the location of these massive and mysterious objects and in the process, learn more about how they function. The researchers used the 70-foot-long Mopra millimeter wave telescope in Australia to identify galactic clouds of molecular gas, which can be up to 100 light-years across, from the carbon monoxide that they contained. "On Earth, carbon monoxide is poisonous--a silent killer," lead researcher Michael Burton said. "But in space, it is the second most abundant molecule and the easiest to see. One of the largest unresolved mysteries in galactic astronomy is how these giant, diffuse clouds form in the interstellar medium. This process plays a key role in the cosmic cycle of birth and death of stars." Along with the gas clouds, the researchers sought "dark" galactic gas clouds, which are unseen clouds that contain very little carbon monoxide. They are comprised mostly of molecular hydrogen, which is too cold to detect. Finding these elusive clouds could allow scientists to pinpoint the "missing" source of gamma rays, which are produced when high-energy cosmic rays interact with the nuclei of gas atoms or molecules they encounter when traveling through space. "The source of more than 30 percent of gamma rays remains unidentified-another big mystery our research could throw light on," Burton added. As part of their research, Burton’s crew hopes to learn more about the regular functions of the point of origin for stars and gain a greater understanding of the role gas clouds play in the universe. The project remains a work in progress, so more riveting discoveries could be forthcoming……..

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