Monday, September 23, 2013

Imploding Chicago Cubs, movie news and freaky British clowns


- A violent and forceful infusion of new movies left last weekend’s earnings champion on its back and newcomer “Prisoners” on top of the heap. Hugh Jackman’s new flick claimed first place with $21.4 million, besting “Insidious Chapter 2,” which dropped to second with $14.5 million and has earned $60.8 million domestically so far. Third place went to “The Family,” down one spot from its debut last weekend but still bringing in $7 million for a two-week haul of $25.6 million. Fourth place went to “Instructions Not Included” on the strength of $5.7 million in weekend earnings, good for a $34.3 million four-week bankroll. The second newcomer of the top 10 was “Battle of the Year,” slotted fifth after bringing in $5 million in its first weekend. “We’re the Millers” somehow continued to hang tough, adding $4.7 million to its domestic total to elevate the number to $138.1 million after seven weeks. “Lee Daniels' The Butler” snagged seventh place despite a so-so frame, conjuring up $4.3 million for its impressive domestic total, which now rests at $106.4 million. One of the biggest goats of the weekend – no surprise – was “Riddick,” which is simultaneously proving that a) Vin Diesel still cannot act a lick and b) a tired outer-space action franchise dragged out several films too long will struggle to bring in fans. It managed just $3.7 million in its third weekend and has managed a measly $37.1 million overall. The shameless cash grab that is “The Wizard of Oz” in 3D and IMAX wrangled in a scant $3 million in its first weekend in theaters to secure ninth place and “Planes” rounded out the top 10 with $2.9 million to bump its seven-week take to $86.6 million. “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters” (No. 11) and “Elysium” (No. 12) dropped out from last weekend’s top 10………


- Duuuuuuude, this is totally bogus, man. How is a place called The Cheba Hut, like, not being allowed to build an epic new location in a place like Pacific Beach? It’s freaking southern California and they’re an awesome marijuana-themed sandwich shop, bro. It makes total sense and yet, the franchise owners of this chron-tastic business were turned away when trying to buy a location on Mission Boulevard. Why anyone would want to harsh the mellow of a ganja-loving business is astounding, especially when everything on the Cheba Hut menu contains some sort of marijuana reference. “It’s a counter culture theme,” owner Jordan Robinson said.  “It’s controversial.  We’re not saying bring your kids here, but we are saying we have a great product.” He may not be saying to bring your children to the Cheba Hut, but someone should. They may not be able to smoke pot (yet), but that doesn’t mean they can't develop a great appreciation of the stoner culture for later in life. The Cheba Hut started in Arizona and has 16 locations, one near San Diego State, known as one of America’s best party schools on an annual basis. It’s also important to note that the food on the menu is not made with marijuana despite the names of various items and the décor. Tossing “blunt” and “chronic” in on the menu livens it up and for those who doubt that the establishment is child-friendly, Robinson makes an excellent counterpoint. “We even have Kool-Aid on tap,” he added. Yet when he and business partner Ryan Snyder made an offer to buy a space in Pacific Beach and were approved to buy, realtor Covey Commercial refused to sell them the property once they found out the nature of the business. Robinson courageously noted that the Cheba Hut will continue to seek space in Pacific Beach no matter how this turns out……..


- Clowns are freaky, freaky freaks. The good people of Northampton, England are very literally being haunted by this reality at present because a bizarre, silent and leering clown continues to torment them. This mystert clown, who began to appear in recent weeks around Northampton, has grown to a creepy level of quasi-fame thanks to haunting photos later posted online. No one knows who he is or what he wants, but there are a scant few clues on a Facebook page created on Friday Sept. 13. "See you around," the clown ominously tags his posts. A newspaper story about the clown first brought the tale to the public’s attention and now, thousands of people track Spot Northampton's Clown on Facebook. Twitter users debate his motives and identity, but the clown isn’t giving them much to work with. So far, his primary tactics seem to be standing and staring while wearing a white mask and red wig, looking very much like the perverted twin brother of Pennywise from Stephen King's horror classic "It." In some photos, the clown totes balloons, in others he holds a creepy teddy bear. According to local legend, he once knocked on at least one family's door, offering to paint their windowsills even though he carried no painting equipment. That story seemed to irk the creepy clown, who disputed the allegation on Facebook and insisted the public has nothing to worry about from him. "Too much hate not enough love," he wrote. "No, i don't have a knife on me!, thats just stupid rumors spread by stupid people." Among the clown’s fans is the local police chief, who doesn’t seem at all alarmed by the freak in his town’s midst. "If I met the clown, I would shake his hands to thank him for what he's doing," Northamptonshire Chief Constable Adrian Lee said. "I think it's something to be enjoyed by us all." Wonder if the constable will feel the same way once he sees the “big surprise” the clown has promised for this week………


- The season needs to end for the Chicago Cubs, like now. The longer the season goes on, the more of a train wreck the loveable losers from the North Side become. Their 65-91 record and last-place status in the National League Central are to be expected for a team that spent the year jettisoning unsightly contracts and trying to set up a massive rebuilding process for the future. However, the year has taken a turn for the ugly of late, with two fans arrested for sneaking into Wrigley Field and attempting to steal some of the ballpark’s famed outfield wall ivy, and now with the ongoing implosion of closer Kevin Gregg. Gregg, who has saved 32 games for the beleaguered Cubs this season, had a meeting last week with manager Dale Sveum in which Sveum told Gregg he would use reliever Pedro Strop at times in the closer's role the last week of the season. Gregg came out of that meeting and proceeded to blast the Cubs for being insensitive to him and disrespectful in reference to the 32-save season he had posted. He was called back to Sveum's office and admonished by Epstein and told he would be disciplined. He was also told he had not lost the closer’s job and apologized, then met with media members to further address his comments. Epstein gave him some grace after he found out Gregg, through the prompting of media relations director Peter Chase, made his way to the press box to say he was at fault. The general manager also told Gregg that his status would remain the same and he would not be released despite the reliever's outspoken public criticism of the team. "I think the situation is over," Gregg said. "We can't change the past, we can go forward and forget about it." Forgetting about the year would be a wise choice for the Cubs, even if Sveum attempted to smooth the situation over by accepting some blame for what happened. "I will take some credit for that " Sveum said. "The thing somewhere along the line got miscommunicated. I told you [media] that we may give Strop an opportunity, the same thing I told him. It got miscommunicated and turned into a mess. It is all fixed now and apologies are all accepted." Gregg can become a free agent in November and at this point, it would probably be better for both he and the team to just go their separate ways and pretend nothing about this disaster of a season actually happened……….


- The FiOS Mobile app from Verizon is the latest chapter in the quest to bring everything you can access on your television and computer to your smartphone.  What the app offers is more than 45,000 titles of live linear television content as well as on-demand content. That content includes thousands of free and subscription-on-demand content from brands like HBO, Cinemax, Starz, Encore, Food Network, HGTV, and Travel Channel and to increase mobile video watching possibilities and be more competitive with its rivals, Verizon is rolling out an improved FiOS Mobile App. The app upgrade adds live linear content to its existing supply of on-demand offerings  as part of what Verizon has deemed the "Borderless Lifestyle.” What the new-look app lacks is the ability to watch content from BlackBerry 10 and Windows Phone 8 devices. "The FiOS Mobile app has a wide variety of content choice for all ages and interests, from the do-it-yourselfer to the moviegoer, and this is just the beginning," said Maitreyi Krishnaswamy, director of FiOS TV's consumer video services. "Close collaboration with content and software  partners, allows us to deliver a seamless customer experience, which will become even better as the content choices grow over time." At present, the live TV offerings are limited to nine channels or less, depending on a user’s TV package, via the iPad, certain Android  tablets and phones and the iPhone and Kindle Fire tablets. FiOS TV customers have had access to 76 live linear channels at home for a while, but their phones will now be able to stream content from BBC America, BBC World News, EPIX, NFL Network, including Thursday Night Football, Tennis Channel and networks from Scripps Networks Interactive including Food Network and Travel Channel. Some markets will also serve up local affiliates of ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox and Spanish-language channels and parental controls are also part of the app……….

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