Sunday, September 22, 2013

Park(ing) Day, Harry Potter as Freddie Mercury and the snakebot dream


- African nations with significant Muslim leanings are typically not thought of as progressive and sexually liberal. Tunisia, the largely moderate North African country, is flying in the face of conventional thought and doing so because its young women are fleeing for Syria on “sexual jihad.” Yes, you read that right, a sexual jihad. The technical Arabic term (jihad al-nikah) for the phenomenon describes a trend evident in other Arab countries as well, of women traveling to the battlefield to provide comfort—and sexual favors—for the rebel fighters. You could even call them jihad groupies, without the über-teased hair, leather mini-skirts and fishnet stockings. Tunisian Interior Minister Lofti Ben Jeddou lamented the trend during a national security address to members of the National Constituent Assembly and laid out the case against these border-jumping jihad sluts. “They have sexual relations with 20, 30, 100 militants,” Jeddou said. “After the sexual liaisons they have there in the name of ‘jihad al-nikah,’ they come home pregnant.” The number of Tunisian men flocking to Syria to fight alongside rebels in the country’s more than two-year-long, bloody civil war has reahced into the hundreds and the Tunisian government has struggled to stem the tide of would-be freedom fighters leaving for the battlefield, but no one seems to have expected Tunisia’s ladies doing the same. Oddly enough, some hardline jihadists consider the practice a legitimate complement to Holy War. Perhaps those recruiting for Holy War involvement should put this on their recruitment brochures because it might snag them a few of the top recruits every season. So far, according to Jeddou, the Tunisian government has prevented some 6,000 of its citizens from traveling to Syria. Here’s hoping it was the ugly ones……..


- Most college athletes who take money or benefits under the table are at least covert about it. They accept their illegal perks and bennies and pretend it never happened, but that trend may be changing. A few weeks ago, former Alabama tackle and current San Diego Chargers rookie D.J. Fluker was accused of having accepted thousands of dollars in benefits while at Alabama and a past Twitter post all but confirmed the story. Houston Texans All-Pro running back Arian Foster has done Fluker one better, saying in an interview that he received cash from a booster while at the University of Tennessee and admitting his doesn’t give a damn what ramipercussions are for the university. "I don't know if this will throw us into an NCAA investigation -- my senior year (2008), I was getting money on the side," Foster said. He went on to say that he was in a position where he had to choose between paying rent and buying food and does not believe he did anything wrong by taking the money. In fact, Foster hopes his case launches a discussion and ultimately a change in what he views as the sham-tastic way the idea of amateurism in college sports exists. “I feel like I shouldn't have to run from the NCAA anymore. They're like these big bullies. I'm not scared of them,” Foster added. He recalled a time when he called one of his coaches and told him he either needed money or he was “gonna go do something stupid.” The coach’s response was to buy Foster and three others 50 tacos, Foster said. His alleged indiscretions came when Foster played at Tennessee from 2005-08 under Hall of Fame coach Phillip Fulmer. Foster insisted he did not accept money directly from coaches, but noted that there were always people around the program willing to help him financially. Tennessee remains on NCAA probation through Aug. 23, 2015 and these allegations could result in further sanctions if the NCAA investigates and finds them to be true. Whether Foster revolutionizes the world of college athletics or not remains to be seen, but the NCAA may want to consider addressing what is clearly a bigger issue than it has been willing to admit………


- Snakes are creepy. Robots can be as well. So why not blend the two….and then send the resulting hybrid to Mars? Researchers at the SINTEF Research Institute in Norway and at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology have asked that question and answered it by developing a plan for a new type of Mars exploration robot. Aksel Transeth, a senior research scientist at SINTEF, is leading a feasibility study for the European Space Agency, examining how a snake robot would fare on Mars. "We started the study back in June and will finish sometime in December," Transeth said. “"Biological snakes can climb rocks and slide through small hole. Imagine if you could have a snake trained to find people in fallen down buildings." He and his colleagues are hopeful that they will be able to develop a prototype within a few months. His past work has focused largely on how to make snake robots more efficient on Earth in search and rescue missions, but developing sh*t for outer space is always more exciting. On Mars, a snakebot could conceivably reach places that other rovers could not dare to venture. It could visit cliffs and peer under overhangs, find small crevasses and explore the interior to find valuable samples of minerals and rocks. Getting to that point won't be easy and will require much work on the part of snakebot researchers (yes, there is a community of these folks), who have struggled to figure out how their creations can function in bumpy and highly confined spaces on Earth. Mars would present different challenges because it is colder and has less gravity than Earth, both of which could impact how the robot behaves. As such, a snake robot would likely have to be tethered to some sort of power source to function on Mars. Obstacles or not, at least the snakebot dream is still alive………


- Freddie Mercury was flamboyant, he was eccentric and he DEFINITELY should not be brought to life on the big screen by Harry Potter. Producers for the forthcoming biopic of the late Queen frontman need to keep that in mind now that the wildly overrated Sacha Baron Cohen has self-ejected from the role. Cohen is out because he and Queen, who have script and director approval, were unable to agree on the type of movie they wanted to make. Never mind the fact that Cohen should have kept his mouth shut and been grateful that his relative lack of acting talent was allowed anywhere near what could have been the role of his lifetime, because the bigger issue is the leading candidate to replace him in the role. Producers have reportedly identified none other than the wizarding one himself, “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe, as their top choice to portray Mercury. On the surface, swapping out Borat for Harry Potter seems like a lateral move and maybe even a slight upgrade, but there really couldn’t be a less rock-and-roll persona than Radcliffe. Still, a source close to the project said that Radcliffe has “been told the part is his if he wants it.” That same source went on to say that the young actor impressed movie bosses with his portrayal of gay poet Allen Ginsburg in this year's movie “Kill Your Darlings” and therefore is well-equipped to play the gay frontman of an iconic glam rock band. Additionally, a 5-foot-5, Radcliffe is closer in height to Mercury (5-foot-9) than the über-tall and gangly Cohen. That the film is still going to happen is a departure from what screenwriter Peter Morgan said earlier this month after Cohen’s departure, point out that the movie was "probably not going to happen.” Whether him being wrong is a positive development or not is still extremely questionable……….


- Did you celebrate Park(ing) Day on Friday? Do you even know what Park(ing) Day is? If you missed it this year, you now have 363 days to ramp up for next year’s celebration of an event that honors a global movement to turn metered parking spots into temporary parks. It seems short-sighted and a total waste of time and energy, but the concept is slowly catching on in places such as Hartford, Conn., where three civic organizations teamed up to bring eight public parks in downtown Hartford to metered parking places on Trumbull, Pearl, Pratt and Main Streets. "Everyone is thinking about a more walkable city, a more greener city, a more livable city," Tim Yergeau, of the Greater Hartford Arts Council said. "This was a perfect tie-in." Yergeau’s commets are excellent because he’s ignoring the fact that a) the increased green space was a total gimmick that lasted for less than a day and b) he and his co-organizers didn’t exactly create Central Park in the middle of a fly-over Connecticut city that didn’t really draw in hordes of interested visitors because of Park(ing) Day. As part of the event, organizers set up a general information area on Asylum Street for people to learn more about the movement. This was the first year for Park(ing) Day in Hartford, so many people who happened to stumble across the downtown area on Friday and wondered why there were suddenly patches of green grass temporarily dropped in the middle of their fine city had no idea what was going on. At least one woman knew exactly how to make use of the new green space, even if event officials put a stop to her attempt to capitalize on one of the grass patches by having her dog, um, freshen it up. "I had to ask a woman not to let her dog pee on one of the spots this morning," Yergeau said. Stay classy, Hartford…….

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