Thursday, January 14, 2016

Serbia v. Russia pissing match, Wisconsin Assembly obscene gesture fun and Gonzaga gets the "Hard Knocks" treatment


- There are few guarantees when it comes to the NCAA tournament, but the Gonzaga Bulldogs are one of them. The Zags are seeking the school's 18th consecutive NCAA tourney berth this year and have gone from the mid-major program all other mid-majors want to emulate to a team that has transcended its mid-major status to become a legit top program in college basketball. Gonzaga rules the West Coast Conference the way the United States owns Germany in world wars and that’s why HBO has decided to give the Bulldogs their own five-episode reality series chronicling their bid for a return to March Madness. "Gonzaga: The March to Madness" will debut Feb. 16 on the premium cable network, with the finale set to air on March 15, the first day of the NCAA Tournament. It will follow the team during the entire season, beginning in November and spanning its West Coast Conference games and everything in between. There will be behind-the-scenes access to the team, which is coming off its best season in school history, having gone 35-3 under coach Mark Few one year ago. Not only does Gonzaga get the premium cable treatment, but it gets to have its season narrated by actor Liev Schreiber. It will be HBO's first sports reality program featuring a college team, as the network typically focuses on professional teams and athletes, most prominently its NFL training camp series, “Hard Knocks.” There should be slightly less profanity this time around, but unlike NFL teams profiled by HBO, Gonzaga is a virtual lock to make the postseason and win a game or two once there……..


- Maybe it’s time for C-SPAN to stop airing those lames in the United States Senate and House of Representatives and start broadcasting sessions of the Wisconsin Assembly. While charisma-less slugs like Mitch McConnell and Orrin Hatch drone on and on in Congress, delivering the equivalent of Sominex in human form, the Wisconsin Assembly is getting after it in impressive fashion and no one is delivering straight fire more than Rep. Bob Gannon (R-Slinger). Gannon found himself in a verbal skirmish with Senate Minority Leader Peter Barca (D-Kenosha) regarding  a news release Gannon issued last week complaining about Milwaukee’s homicide rate and how more homicides occur in black neighborhoods with high unemployment rates. Barca, no lounger unwilling to go to battle, came at Gannon and Gannon lived up to the name of the place he represents by slinging an obscene gesture toward his adversary. That rankled Democrats, whose shocked leader demanded that Gannon be reprimanded. A clearly flustered Assembly Speaker Robin Vos, a Republican, hurried out of his office and whispered to Gannon, who then tucked tail and weakly apologized for making what he called an improper gesture in the heat of battle. “It is a truly sad day for the state of Wisconsin. Today, a Republican legislator made an obscene gesture on the Assembly Floor,” Barca said afterward. “While I accept Rep. Gannon’s apology, his racially tinged rhetoric and disrespect for the institution are reprehensible.” Disappointing? Reprehensible? My man, wrong perspective. You should be applauding and thanking this man for getting people to give a damn about the Wisconsin Assembly, not trying to cast him as some blight on your esteemed legislative body. For at least one day, people care about y’all and that’s more than we could have said yesterday……….


- What do you do with success? It’s a question that vexes folks from all professions and walks of life and tells much about a person’s heart and character. It’s the query facing Laura Ricciardi, one of the filmmakers behind hit Netflix documentary series “Making A Murderer.” The show has become a cult favorite and is getting rave reviews from many, creating plenty of chances for Riccardi and Moira Demos to do more projects. None of those are likely to be as unique as “Murderer,” which they filmed over a 10-year period to detail the murder trial and conviction of two men in Manitowoc, Wisconsin, but there are only so many tales like that of Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey. So what is it that Riccardi and Demos want to do next, with doors opening all around them? Not find two men currently serving life sentences after being convicted in 2007. No, Riccardio revealed during an appearance on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” that what she wants to do is a documentary on rockers Florence And The Machine. "I would love to follow Florence + The Machine, but I haven't reached out to her yet,” Riccardi said of what she wants to take on next. Well, she’s reached out now and if her work on “Murderer” is any indication, she would do a great job telling the tale of the female-fronted rock band, which is creative and unique in its own right. Working with a rock band is rarely less stressful than anything to which you could compare it, but this might be the first exception to that rule………


- Oh Serbia, you had best know what you’re doing when you provoke that big, vodka-chugging bear to the east. Sure, it’s tempting to tell Russia to eff off because Russia is an overbearing Neanderthal lumbering through the global political scene, invading nations behind a shirtless leader on horseback who has the tact of a chainsaw in need of a tune-up. Still, having your deputy prime minister has denounce her Russian counterpart for suggesting Serbia should be careful about its European Union membership bid is technically on point, but asking for trouble. The drama began when Russian deputy premier Dmitry Rogozin said during his visit to Serbia this week that if it aligns its foreign policies with the EU during the bidding process, "you will have another Cologne here." That was a not-at-all-subtle allusion to New Year's assaults against women in the German city that have been blamed largely on foreigners, suggesting that Serbia would be flooded with the same sorts of foreign troublemakers who have flooded Germany during the ongoing migrant crisis. It’s a rare pissing match between Russian and Serbian officials, one Serbian deputy premier Zorana Mihajlovic fueled the following day when she tersely insisted that Rogozin "should take care of his own country and we will take care of ours." What’s Russian for, “Mind your own damn business, ass hat”? Serbia and Russia are typically allies, but Serbia’s continued quest for EU membership has become a point of contention both with Russia and from Kremlin-backed nationalists. It’s good to see someone fire back at Vlad Putin and his crew, but it also makes you wonder how long it will be until Russia decides to invade/annex a portion of the country……….

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