Sunday, January 31, 2016

Michael Phelps' new friends, stopping dumb bank robbers and living big as a wanted Italian mob boss


- Italians always have style, even when they’re wanted men hiding in an underground bunker in the countryside of southern Calabria in order to literally stay below the radar of the law. Giuseppe Crea and Giuseppe Ferraro shared not only a first name, but that aforementioned bunker in which the convicted 'ndrangheta clan bosses had a dozen firearms, including a Kalashnikov, and because you can't hide out underground without some proper Italian food, a pasta pot hanging neatly on a wall. Expecting two fugitive mobsters to go without their linguini is just cruel, so it should surprise no one that tomatoes, salad and what looked like a plate of ricotta were on the counter when police raided the bunker early in the morning. The hideout lay beneath a mass of vines and bushes, but those efforts at camouflage weren't enough to keep them free. Police are now working on taking down the mobsters’ network of accomplices they suspect helped Crea to elude capture for 10 years and Ferraro for almost 20 years. Now that they are in custody, Crea faces 22 years in prison for Mafia association, while Ferraro was sentenced to life imprisonment, including for a murder conviction. They are part of the cocaine-trafficking 'ndrangheta, which remains one of the world's most powerful criminal organizations. It’s also an organization that clearly knows how to hide out from police in style and at the same time, make sure that surrendering one’s freedom to move about and live a normal life doesn’t have to mean surrendering a quality plate of pasta……….


- British filmmaker Asif Kapadia seems to have a thing for drug-addled, demon-plagued muses. Kapadia was the cinematic mind behind last year's acclaimed Amy Winehouse documentary “Amy” and after telling the tragic tale of the troubled songstress in powerful form, he plans to dribble his way into the chaotic, colorful life of legendary Argentinian soccer star Diego Maradona, who alongside Pelé was named FIFA Player of the 20th century. Maradona’s playing career was amazing, including him captaining his country to the 1986 World Cup title in Mexico while winning the Golden Ball as the tournament's best player. Of course, his career was eventually derailed by a serious drug addiction and after he finished playing, he struggled with overeating to the point that it too landed him in the hospital. An attempt to coach Argentina to World Cup glory in 2010 fell well short of the mark, but Kapadia will have no shortage of material with which to work in his next project. "I was taken by his character, his genius, honesty, passion, humor and vulnerability,” the director said. “I was fascinated by his journey - wherever he went there were moments of incredible brilliance and drama, he was a leader, taking his teams to the very top, but [there were] also many lows in his career." Kapadia added that he views Maradona as “always the little guy fighting against the system” and a man who used “all of his cunning and intelligence to win.” After capturing a nomination for Best Documentary Feature at the Academy Awards, Best Documentary and Outstanding British Film at the BAFTAs and Best Music Film at the Grammys, it will be interesting to see how this one ends up………


- Is stopping a bank robbery easier than we all thought? Typically the answer is no, but then you come across a story like that of a North Carolina PNC Bank branch manager and it gives you reason to pause and reconsider. According to police in Zebulon, just east of Raleigh, the manager was able to snuff out an attempted robbery by holding a door shut even as the suspect banged on the door with a small handgun. Banks typically don’t have bulletproof glass doors, yet authorities say the manager stood his ground when a person wearing a mask approached the back door of the bank shortly after it opened. The manager spotted the suspect approaching and held the door shut, continuing to do so even though the suspect flashed a small, black handgun and used it to hit the door. Proving that he or she was not exactly a seasoned, hardcore criminal with serious skills, the would-be robber ran off without getting into the bank when the manager simply help the door firmly closed and wouldn’t budge. A nearby middle school was placed on lockdown after the would-be robber escaped, but this one definitely flies in the face of the typical recommendation that bank employees not try to be heroes in the event of a robbery and instead, simply comply with the robber’s demands and allow the police to handle the business of stopping and apprehending the criminal. Maybe this manager is in line for a raise and promotion if the bank has any sense of fairness………..


- You might be asking yourself what 11-time individual Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps is up to these days, with the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro looming just a few months away. Has he put down the bong, picked up his swim cap and locked in on what will almost certainly be his last run at Olympic glory? Possibly, but that doesn’t mean there isn't still time for some shenanigans and tomfoolery, the sort of hijinks he took part in late last week with his new friends of Arizona State's "Curtain of Distraction" fan section at the school’s men’s basketball games. The disruptive student section aims to bedevil opposing free-throw shooters using a curtain it draws back to reveal all manner of nonsense right as shooters step to the line and its organizers landed themselves a real whale in the second half of the Sun Devils' 86-68 rout of the Oregon State Beavers, getting Phelps to show up, sport a swimsuit and six-pack abs with gold medals around his neck and a swim cap on his head while standing between two shirtless male students wearing bow ties, which caused the shooter to miss his first attempt. The curtain closed and when it reopened for the second shot, Phelps and his portly pals were back, except this time the Olympian was wearing only his swim cap, medals and a very small Speedo. Oregon State's Stephen Thompson Jr. missed the second free throw as well and noted drama queen/Arizona State coach Bobby Hurley said Phelps "made a major contribution to the game." For the record, Phelps is in Tempe because he’s training for the 2016 Rio Games and has said he plans to work as an assistant swim coach at ASU upon his retirement after the Olympics. It’s a safe bet that if he needs to find himself a new bong - beer or otherwise - his new friends in the student section can help him out with that………..

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