Friday, January 29, 2016

Maine drops the guillotine, Brits plus Major League Baseball and borders in a borderless Europe


- Major League Baseball sees you, NFL and NBA, and it wants a piece of the action. Both of those leagues already play regular-season games in the United Kingdom and have locked in on London as their European target for expanding their brand, so MLB commissioner Rob Manfred feels it’s only logical to try to cram another sport Brits don’t actually give a damn about down their throats for premium ticket prices. The commish said recently that his league is looking to play its first regular-season games in London in 2017.  "We are very interested in playing there, and we're working hard on that one," Manfred said. "I don't think it will be an opener because of the weather issues. It would be later in the season." MLB has already played regular-season games in Japan, Mexico and Puerto Rico, so going outside the continental United States is nothing new. Manfred, who just marked his first anniversary as baseball commissioner, suggested that while the league has been looking at the Olympic Stadium as a possible venue, there haven’t been any in-depth talks about which teams to send across the Atlantic Ocean. "We haven't really settled on teams, and I don't want to speculate about that," he said. "Obviously, we want to make as good a first impression in Europe as we possibly can." That would be a stark contrast to the NFL, which has funneled subpar and just-plain-terrible teams like the Jaguars, Bills and Lions into the British football market. Avoiding a Mariners-Marlins series in London would be wise, but assuming that Brits will fall in love with baseball is still a big leap………


- Does anyone else get the impression that Maine Gov. Paul LePage is saying insane sh*t just for the sake of saying insane sh*t? Last month, this crackpot went full-on racist when he spoke about drug dealers in his state. "These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty," he said. "They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave." LePage later claimed he meant to say Maine instead of white, but that was the biggest lie of all. Yet after the resulting firestorm, the governor didn’t study his mistake and come back smarter. No, he decided to double down on dumbass-ery by suggesting that rather than being too easy on drug crimes, Maine should bring back the guillotine for serious offenders. The Republican governor made an appearance on a local radio station and fielded a question about combating the drug epidemic in his state. "What I think we ought to do is bring the guillotine back," he replied. "We could have public executions and have, you know, we could even have (guessing) which hole it falls in." Ah, guillotine humor, that’s been sorely missing from American culture. LePage also blasted a recent proposal to establish a minimum sentence of four years for drug traffickers as too lenient and suggested injecting these people with the product they sell. The hosts of the show tried to end the interview, but the governor would not be silenced and zeroed in on his love of the guillotine for public executions, joking that the idea was part of his French ancestry. "I like French history," he said. If only you liked keeping your job and being respected as well………


- Famous people are just like the rest of us. Just as so many movie fans wish that various franchises would stop when it’s clear there is no more story left to tell and they are simply making more movies for the sake of banking more money. Few franchises have embodied this reality better in recent years than “The Hangover” trilogy, which went from raunchy, funny first film to barely passable sequel to eye-rolling abomination of a third chapter. Virtually everyone knew the first movie should have been the last one, but it’s still nice to hear star Zach Galifianakis admit that he wishes “The Hangover” hadn't been expanded into a trilogy. The first film was a surprise hit, earning more than $467 million at the global office - at the time a record for an R-rated comedy. It even won a Golden Globe award for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy and helped Galifianakis and castmates Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Justin Long and Ken Jeong attain greater heights in their individual careers and all of them returned for 2011's “The Hangover Part II,” which was clearly a worse movie but was somehow even more successful at the box office, grossing over $586 million globally despite receiving mixed reviews. Evidence of the fact that the third movie never should have happened - aside from an asinine, hole-ridden plot and horrible writing - can be found in the fact that it was the lowest-grossing of the trio, taking in $362 million at the box office globally.  "We're contracted up to 12 [films]. I feel a real appetite out there for more," Galifianakis said jokingly. "Look, that was a good chunk of my life that I do not regret at all but I wished we had just done one. I think leave well enough alone sometimes." Slow cap, Zachary, slow clap……….


- Looking to take that epic backpacking adventure through a borderless Europe, riding the rails and crossing borders like they’re the “Do Not Cross” caution stripe at the entrance to your favorite roller coaster? Act now, world, because passport-free travel and hassle-free business in Europe have never been in more danger. As you may have seen, the continent has been besieged by 1 million people streaming into the European Union hoping for sanctuary or jobs and various countries have done everything from erect fences to upping their troop presence and clamping down on border controls. The idea of letting people flow freely from country to country isn’t sitting so well with many leaders these days, it seems.  "What we have worked for, for so many years, we are seeing it crumbling now in front of us," Roberta Metsola, a leading EU lawmaker on migration, said. In just a few months, the true chaos will begin when the legal options for countries like Germany, Austria and Sweden to impose ID checks on everyone who enters, including Europeans, begin to run out. "Our citizens have a right to feel safe," Metsola said. "If that means that we will need to keep stock of who is crossing our borders for a specific amount of time, then we will have to do it." The German government has made it clear that it doesn’t intend  to ease border controls in May, when its temporary border measures legally expire. If nothing changes before then, the EU’s existing Schengen rule book could effectively be suspended, leaving everyone to point the finger at Greece simply because some 850,000 people arrived there last year, many to the Greek islands after a short, reacherous sea journey in smugglers' boats from Turkey. With the capacity to shelter a mere 10,000 people, Greece and its coastguard are totally overwhelmed. Due to its economic crisis, most migrants don't want to stay in Greece and they typically seek sanctuary in Germany or Sweden. If Greece won't step up, other nations around those two nations will likely feel it falls on them and that would make life much harder for anyone looking to enjoy an awesome Euro adventure in the months ahead……….

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