Saturday, January 30, 2016

Don't f*ck with Wisconsin cheese, Pantera ex-frontman v. Nazi stupidity and Riot Watch! Haiti


- There isn't much reason to pay attention to Georgetown men’s basketball games this season, nor to the postgame news conferences that follow those games. Well, unless the most iconic coach in the history of the program, a man who is long gone from the bench, is going to crash those news conferences and start turning them into late-night, HBO-language-riddled rage fests in support of his son, who currently coaches the Hoyas. John Thompson Jr. won 596 games coaching Georgetown from 1972-99, but it’s John Thompson III who now roams the sidelines for the team and after a recent win over Creighton in which the Hoyas were whistled for 27 fouls to Creighton's 21, the elder Thompson interrupted his son's news conference to weigh in on the game's officiating. "Last two games have been terrible,'' Thompson Sr. said. "You can tell the f*cking commissioner and everybody else in the Big East I said that.'' Those words came one game after a home contest against Villanova in which Georgetown was called for 10 more fouls than the Wildcats, loosening the tongue of the former coach who was once memorably ejected after earning three technical fouls during a Syracuse game. His son was far more diplomatic and elected not to bash officials he might see again this season. "During the course of the game we have to adjust to the officiating. You have to adjust to how they're calling the game,” Thompson III said. “Sometimes it's more difficult than others to adjust to how they're calling the game and tonight was one of those nights, for one reason or another, we couldn't quite adjust to how they were calling the game, but our guys fought and kept playing.'' The conference hasn’t weighed in on the outburst, but a team that’s just 13-8 this season is at least more watchable with these shenanigans going on………. 


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Haiti has been a cauldron of boiling dissent and disappointment for years now, fueled in recent times by the devastating aftereffects of a 2010 earthquake that ravaged the impoverished island nation which has never truly recovered from the disaster. Woven through that shattered society are the myriad issues of a contested presidential election that has been equal parts chaos and confusion. Those emotions boiled over late this week when supporters of Haiti's government held a march in the crowded capital calling for elections to be held, drawing in several thousand people to the streets of Haiti's largest city with a carnival-like atmosphere. The rage was severely and sadly lacking in the peaceful gathering as many donned new T-shirts emblazoned with the photo of Jovenel Moise, the outgoing president's chosen successor. All parties in the process are in a state of limbo because Haiti had been scheduled to hold a runoff presidential vote last weekend, but electoral authorities postponed it indefinitely amid violent opposition protests and allegations that the first round was marred by rampant fraud favoring Moise. Fraud that worked in favor of The Man’s chosen successor to the guy who’s leaving power? That NEVER happens. In the face of major electoral instability, the Organization of American States has authorized a special mission to help Haiti's polarized factions negotiate a new date for the runoff. Current President Michel Martelly is due to leave office Feb. 7 and at this rate, there’s going to be no one to take over………..


- Current and former members of Pantera are not known for being especially meek, mild or socially conscious. It’s a stereotype that may be unfair in some cases, but apparently not when it comes to former Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo, who finds himself fighting off allegations of racism and support of white supremacy after a video emerged allegedly showing him making a Nazi salute at a recent gig. The offending incident occurred at this year's Dimebash, a festival held in Hollywood in tribute to deceased Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell, an event in which Anselmo performed the thrash metal band's classic hit 'Walk.' After he finished the song, Anselmo reportedly made a 'Sieg Heil' gesture to the crowd while shouting, "White Power!" Even for a band known for being extremely hardcore and violent, that sort of statement is way over the line….so Anselmo didn’t really say such an offensive thing, right? Umm….let’s check out his effort to address  the controversy in a comment on the Youtube video of the incident. Ok folks, I’ll own this one, but dammit, I was joking, and the 'inside joke of the night' was because we were drinking f*cking white wine,” Anselmo wrote. “Some of y’all need to thicken up your skin. There’s plenty of f*ckers to pick on with a more realistic agenda. I f*cking love everyone, I f*cking loathe everyone, and that’s that. No apologies from me." Oh, that should clear everything up. You were making an inside joke, people are oversensitive and therefore, a Nazi salute is no big deal. If only you and your former band weren’t years past your prime and barely relevant………


- There are just some things you don’t steal or mess with in certain places. Cheese in Wisconsin is one of those combinations and that’s what makes it so offensive that the theft of $70,000 of Wisconsin cheese was stolen this week from a block surrounded by warehouses in Germantown, Wisconsin. It was a well-orchestrated cheese theft in which the stolen trailer was backed up to an empty one into which the heisted dairy product was placed and driven away. Police found the stolen container, but there was no cheddar inside. “We found that the trailer was empty,” said Lt. Todd Grenier of the Germantown Police Department. The chain of event began at D&G Transportation in Germantown, where the trailer full of locally made cheese was set to be delivered at stops around the nation. Company officials said they have surveillance footage of that trailer full of cheese being hooked up and driven away. "We found out where the tractor was and kind of mapped its progress through the city," Grenier added. Amazingly, even as the stolen cheese was being tracked, a second cheese theft had already gone down in nearby Marshfield, where $90,000 worth of parmesan cheese was missing from a storage facility. Police don’t believe there is any connection between the two thefts, but the sad truth is that even if the stolen cheese is found, it can’t be eaten because the trucks the cheese was in were sealed and when the thieves opened the truck, they broke the seal and that broke the law because federal law mandates that any cheese exposed in such a fashion becomes useless from a consumption standpoint. It’s almost as if a piece of your soul was stolen and thrown away in the process, eh Wisconsin……….

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