Thursday, January 28, 2016

NBA unicorns, sumbags v. homeless dignity and Elliott Smith's new tune


- Well, well. Look who’s having a, “Dammit, I’m Keith Hernandez” moment. Hernandez’s famously cocksure portrayal of himself on “Seinfeld” just might be in Russian despot Vladimir Putin’s Netflix queue based on the dictator’s most recent verbal hatchet job on Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin for placing a "time bomb" under the state. The “president” went on to denounce brutal repressions by the Bolshevik government, but it was his nuke dropped on Lenin, who is still revered by communists and many others in Russia, that stunned the world because Putin has typically been cautious and measured in his comments about the nation's history to avoid alienating some voters. Actually, scratch that. Putin doesn’t give a damn about voters because he’ll just rig the election in his favor or coerce the masses into voting for him because gulags are still a thing. But whatever the reason, Putin's breakdown of Lenin's role in Russian history during a meeting with pro-Kremlin activists in the southern city of Stavropol was significantly darker and more critical than it has been in the past. While it’s not clear whether his message was delivered shirtless and on horseback, it is known that he denounced Lenin and his government for brutally executing Russia's last czar along with all his family and servants, killing thousands of priests and placing a "time bomb" under the Russian state by drawing administrative borders along ethnic lines. Of course, when you can simply banish or execute anyone who doesn’t like what you have to say, that makes it significantly easier to speak your mind anytime and anywhere………


- Fans of one of the most tortured and mysterious musicians in recent years now have another obscure song that no one has ever heard to enjoy at their hipster parties. Late indie singer/songwriter Elliott Smith has long been a melancholy icon for fans of the genre, having scored “Good Will Hunting” with his haunting tunes and dying mysteriously of stab wounds in October 2003 in a case that remains controversial and the source of many conspiracy theories. His sweetly sad songs remain cult favorites for a lot of music fans and with the upcoming release of the Smith-centric documentary 'Heaven Adores You,’ there comes the release of a new version of 'Plainclothes Man' - originally recorded by Elliott Smith's band Heatmiser for their third and final album 'Mic City Sons.' The song is part of the soundtrack for the film, but it will sound much different than the version to which fans have become accustomed. That take on 'Plainclothes Man' is a full-fledged heavy-electric track on 'Mic City Sons,' but its reincarnation on the documentary soundtrack is much more in the style of Smith’s solo work, a laid-back version of the original. As for the documentary 'Heaven Adores You,' it was funded by Smith fans using Kickstarter and rather than debate the controversial fashion in which he died, it focuses on Smith's life in the three cities he lived in, Portland (Oregon), New York and Los Angeles. Given his knack for great songwriting and the poignancy of his tunes, both the film and the soundtrack are worth checking out………


- Never for a single second forget that there are scumbags and subhuman beings in every race, religion and nationality on this spinning Earth of ours. One of these d-bags is currently doing despicable things in New Jersey, treating other people like animals or objects for his amusement merely because they happen to occupy a lower socioeconomic level in life. The disenfranchised in this case is Ronald Leggatt, a homeless man who recently agreed to allow another man record him pouring coffee on himself last week in exchange for $5 cash. "Never thought I’d be in this position at 65," Leggett said after the video went viral and people started asking questions of him. "I don’t even know what Facebook is, to be honest with you." It makes sense that a homeless, elderly man with little or no money to his name doesn’t have a Facebook account, but the truly sad part of this story is that police say no charges will be filed against the stranger because Leggatt consented to this nonsense. Leggatt said he was not aware the video was posted to Facebook, but explained that he generally looks for discarded lottery tickets in the area, hoping to pocket enough cash for food and coffee. His bed each night is the dugout of a nearby baseball field and Rev. Steve Brigham, a homeless advocate who knows Leggatt, expressed dismay that anyone would do such a horrible thing to another human being. Bystander Carlos Mejia posted an account of the incident on social media after confronting the young man who paid Leggatt, claiming that the man who made the offer belonged to the local Orthodox Jewish community and said police wouldn't try to prosecute him because, "We run this town." The only possible positive from all of this is that more people in the area know who Leggatt is and hopefully will make an effort to help him in the future…………


- NBA unicorns….they do exist. That’s according to Oklahoma City Thunder star Kevin Durant, a physical freak whose arms seem to be eight feet long but who shoots and handles the ball like a point guard. Durant recognizes another freak when he sees one and he sees on in New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingis, an athletic 7-foot-3 forward with a diverse game. "He can shoot, he can make the right plays, he can defend, he's a 7-footer that can shoot all the way out to the 3-point line," Durant said. "That's rare. And block shots -- that's like a unicorn in this league." Durant, a multi-time All-Star, recalled texting former teammate and current Knicks head coach Derek Fisher when New York drafted Porzingis and applauded the pick even though many fans and analysts panned the selection. “A lot of people were down on him, but he can play. He's a skilled guy and I think we've gotten away from enjoying skilled players in this league,” Durant said. “We get so many players that are athletic and big and strong, but he's a skilled player." In Durant’s eyes, the young Latvian’s combination of size and skill are what make him an NBA unicorn and after defeating the Knicks for the second time this season on Tuesday night, it’s unlikely that opinion has changed. It’s not an uncommon take on Porzingis, whose putback dunks and refined overall game have made him a consistent double-figure scorer and a capable second banana to Carmelo Anthony for a team with reasonable hopes of snagging one of the final playoff spots in the underwhelming Eastern Conference and getting smashed by a much better team in the first round of the postseason………..

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