Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Cash-smuggling pilots, mandatory MLB translators and the director of "Mad Max" is maxed out


- Apparently director George Miller isn't a fan of massive paychecks and even more massive budgets. Miller, who directed “Mad Max: Fury Road” last year and saw his reboot of the dystopian future franchise gross more than $375 million at cinemas worldwide, has publicly ruled himself out of making another Mad Max movie. Working with Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron must not have been as fun as it would seem because Miller is adamant that he’s done. "I won't make more Mad Max movies," he said. "Fury Road... was forever getting completed. If you finish one in a year, it's considered a leap of faith. Start, stop, start again. I've shot in Australia in a field of wild flowers and flat red earth when it rained heavily forever. We had to wait 18 months and every return to the U.S. was 27 hours. Those Mad Maxes take forever. I won't do those anymore." Miller has lamented the taxing nature of the project before, saying that such movies are difficult to make because of the extreme nature of the stunts. "If you're doing stunts for 138 days, there's always that dread in the pit of your stomach that you could really hurt someone badly,” Miller said last year. “We had a fantastic crew and incredible stunt riggers and there was a big, big emphasis on safety. But even so, fatigue sets in and you're in a remote location with all the heat and the dust, so there's always a risk.” He grew tired of psyching himself up for the process, so now someone else will take the massive paycheck and the oversized demands and expectations that come with it………


- In the United Kingdom, it rains. A lot. A popular saying in Scotland is that if you can’t see the hills, it’s because it’s raining and if you can see the hills, that means it’s about to rain. But even for the U.K., this is a bit extreme. The good people of Eglwyswrw, Wales need a break and they need it now, on the heels of nearly 80 consecutive days of rain. Yes, for nearly three months, these poor Welshmen and women have had to deal with precipitation falling from the sky and while you can be optimistic and point out that at least it’s not snow, one local official insists that the relentless rainfall is beating down the psyche of even these tough people. “It is grinding people down both physically and psychologically,” John Davies said. Davies good-naturedly noted that the local sheep are tough and surviving just fine, but even they’ve had no chance to dry out. Eighty straight days of rain is believed to be Britain’s longest in 92 years and those looking for a silver lining in the clouds that literally will not go away in Eglwyswrw have to take solace in the fact that there hasn’t been much flooding because the village sits 423 feet above sea level. Still, the damp days have made life über-difficult and hurt business for farmers and construction workers. Even local umbrella salesman Brian Llewellyn said that sales of wellington boots and umbrellas have plateaued because it rains so much in the village that everyone is all stocked up on the products he offers……….


- Not all of Major League Baseball hablas Ingles, so the league has issued a decree that all 30 of its teams hire full-time Spanish translators for the 2016 season in conjunction with a new program negotiated between the commissioner's office and the players' union. A joint directive has been sent out mandating that teams which do not already have full-time translators on staff get one rather than relying on coaches or other uniformed personnel to serve as interpreters for Spanish-speaking players who are not fluent in English during media obligations. Known as the "Spanish-language translator program,'' it is intended to make the same opportunities available to players on all 30 clubs and the new, full-time translators are expected to be in place by Opening Day and will be employees of the individual clubs -- not Major League Baseball. The need for such translators in clubhouses is underscored by MLB figures showing that nearly 25 percent of players on 2015 Opening Day rosters came from primarily Spanish-speaking countries. The biggest producer of MLB talent among those nations is the Dominican Republic with 83 players, followed by Venezuela (65), Cuba (18), Puerto Rico (13), Mexico (9) and Colombia (4). Given the amount of money that most teams make from local TV deals and national broadcasting revenues, chipping off a few dollars for someone who is able to help players who either haven’t or are having trouble learning to speak English well really shouldn’t be an issue for big- or small-market teams alike…….. 


- They’ll never suspect you, bro, you’re a guy who regularly transports hundreds of people safely halfway around the world, flying a giant tin can through all manner of turbulence and landing it on a narrow strip of asphalt in New Jersey. That has to be what Dallas resident Anthony Warner was thinking when he decided to become a commercial airline pilot who tried to smuggle in nearly $200,000 in undeclared currency at New Jersey's Newark Liberty International Airport. Of course, had he been successful we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now, so you know that this fool was arrested shortly after arriving as a passenger on a flight from Mumbai, India. Perhaps thinking he had inside knowledge of the system based on his job, Warner allegedly toted $196,000 wrapped in newspaper along with 10 rings, four sets of earrings and other assorted jewelry. He was charged with bulk cash smuggling and making false statements and released on a $100,000 bond, but his troubles may just be getting started. He could face up to 10 years in prison if convicted on both counts and if all of that wasn’t bad enough, this fool is being represented by the federal public defender's office. That a bit peculiar, as anyone engaged in business shady enough that they are entrusted with carrying nearly one-fifth of $1 million would presumably have the financial backing or wherewithal to at least afford one of those creepy, ambulance-chasing legal eagles pitching their services to those in need via commercials that run nonstop during daytime television shows every day of the year. Or maybe Warner can explain all of this away by insisting that despite being someone who routinely flies folks into and out of the country, he thought the limit on how much cash a person is allowed to legally transport into the United States is $1,000,000, not that paltry $10,000 we all thought was the ceiling……….

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