Sunday, February 02, 2014

Touchdown Jesus gets a makeover, battling peanut allergies and Pharrell v. Franz Ferdinand


- It’s not really a true day in the world of hip-hop (or faux hip-hop) unless someone is accusing someone else of stealing one of their beats, riffs or chords, so count today as legit now that Franz Ferdinand frontman Alex Kapranos has accused producer Pharrell Williams of "borrowing" a riff from the band for a new song he produced for Paloma Faith. Williams worked with Faith on the new single “Can't Rely On You,” the first track from the London-based singer’s new album “A Perfect Contradiciton.” The accompanying video is also online and when he heard the track, Kapranos heard a riff that sounded awfully familiar to one contained in one of the few tracks from his band that the average music fan would know, the 2004 song “Take Me Out.” Like anyone with a beef but without immediate access to the object of their anger, Kapranos took to Twitter to confront Williams. He suggested that the song borrows generously from his own work, although Kapranos didn’t exactly sound like he wanted to find Williams and fight him for his musical misdeed. "Hey @Pharrell - I love your tunes. If you want to borrow a riff, just ask," Kapranos tweeted. Williams has yet to respond, but if he follows the hip-hop playbook to which he claims to subscribe, he’ll steadfastly deny that he borrowed any part of the song from anyone and good-naturedly tell Kapranos to stay in his lane and not mess with an über-producer who churns out a steady stream of crappy pop music but is still much richer and more successful than the lead singer for a quality indie rock band from the United Kingdom…….


- If peanuts terrify you because they have the potential to kill you, then good news is on the way. Thanks to researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine, the world is that much closer to a blood test for DNA changes that could be used to monitor the long-term effectiveness of so-called "immunotherapy" in patients allergic to peanuts. Such treatments seek to build up resistance in people with peanut allergy and according to Dr. Kari Nadeau, an associate professor of pediatrics at Stanford, they may also leave telltale signs in the people's immune-system DNA. There is still no cure for peanut allergies, but researchers are studying the possibility that consuming increasing amounts of peanut powder could help desensitize people to the peanut allergen. Some patients are actually told post-treatment that they should eat peanuts every day for the rest of their lives. The problem is that it's not possible to test patients to determine if they can safely stop eating peanuts every day, Nadeau explained. "At first, eating two peanut butter cups a day might seem fun, but it gets a little boring and a lot of people might stop," Nadeau said. "Our new finding can help us try to determine whether, for the long term, someone's allergy has truly been shut off so people can eat ad lib." Her study was small in size, with 20 children and adults with peanut allergies spending two years building up their immunity to the point that they were able to eat a 4-gram serving of peanuts each day without suffering a severe allergic reaction. Participants were then instructed to avoid peanuts for three months, after which they were given a small amount of peanut powder to determine if their allergy had returned. Thirteen participants’ peanut allergies had returned, while seven remained allergy-free, the study authors said. Blood analysis determined that the DNA in white blood cells, which help reduce allergy response, was different in each group. Nadeau believes this test might one day help doctors in deciding whether a person "can safely go off of immunotherapy, or if they need to continue to eat the food every day." Study this one closely, science, because a person’s ability to enjoy Snickers bars is not to be trifled with……..


- Someone call LMFAO (they’re probably not busy) and tell them to get to Licking County, Ohio right away. A resident of one of Ohio’s most rural counties is (or thinks) she’s sexy and she knows it. The artist formerly known as Sheila Ranea Crabtree is going where luminaries such as Chad Ochocinco have gone, changing her name to something truly absurd and having no remorse. Crabtree decided she hated her given first name so much that she felt the need to legally change it, which isn’t weird or unprecedented. What is weird is changing your first name to Sexy, which Crabtree has done. She picked her new moniker because she says it fits her personality and it’s something her husband often calls her, although by that logic she could likely have switched it to, “Hey babe,” “Honey,” “B*tch” or “You f’ing idiot” and they would have fit. Her hate of her original name was the driving factor in the nuttiness. “It’s an ugly name I was cursed with,” Crabtree said. “My mom chose my middle name, Ranea, which I love. And my dad chose the ugly name.” She claims that she intended to choose her new name without any fanfare and originally, she didn’t even tell her husband about it. Unfortunately for her and her quest for secrecy, part of the application process to change one’s name is running a notice in the newspaper. Someone stumbled across this news nugget, word spread and next thing you know, a story in über-small print became big news around town. Crabtree has received interview requests from websites, radio stations and TV stations from all over the country, but insisted she isn't doing it for attention. Uh huh, sure. “My husband sometimes calls me sexy,” she said. “I just decided on that just because it’s fun. I wasn’t expecting anyone to find out. I didn’t even tell my husband I was going through with it. I’m not doing it for attention. I’m just doing it for me. This is what I want in my life.” That’s a lie, of course. If she wanted a new name without the fanfare, she would have changed it to an actual name and not Sexy. But her plan to get a lot of attention while pretending she doesn’t want any of it is working perfectly and although her 15 minutes will be up any second now, they are 15 minutes more than she should have gotten………


- How does that feel, Europe? All those years looking down your noses at the United States and thinking you’re smarter, cooler and more cultured (at least the last one is true) than Americans is bad karma and the blast of winter weather b*tch-slapping your continent is proof. The most dire situation is in Serbia, which has declared localized state of emergency zones as it deploys its military to rescue more than 1,000 people stranded by severe snowstorms. Authorities confirmed that many roads throughout northern Serbia have been blocked by snow drifts and like Atlanta – only with actual snow to blame for the problem and not a measly inch or two of light powder – cars are backed up in columns for several miles. Travel warnings were issued, but obviously not heeded by the 1,000-plus people who had to be rescued by the army and emergency services after becoming stuck on a road linking Serbia to Hungary for 15 hours. As the weather worsened and winds gusted as high as 100 mph, the government imposed a total ban on vehicles travelling from Hungary or Romania. A military helicopter was used to rescue nearly two dozen people from their cars on a road about 30 miles northeast of the capital Belgrade, while more than 60 people were stranded in their vehicles overnight. “It is very difficult, even for machinery. The rescuers are walking towards stranded cars,” said Predrad Maric, head of the Serbian Interior Ministry's emergencies department. The scene has been slightly better but still ugly in areas of France and Italy, where heavy rains have flooded riverside towns, including the Italian city of Pisa, where a 30-meter stretch of the city’s medieval wall collapsed as a result of the heavy rain. Take that, Europe……..


- Even history needs an overhaul from time to time. Notre Dame's iconic football stadium is a cathedral of college football, but the structure is a simple and antiquated one in many ways. Smaller and more outdated than the stadiums of so many top programs, the facility will get the sort of upgrade that university officials clearly hope will further increase revenues for the Fighting Irish. The project will create nearly 4,000 premium seats at the stadium while adding three massive buildings at a total cost of $400 million. The Rev. John Jenkins, the university's president, presented the plan in grandiose fashion to the university's board of trustees during their meeting in Rome – yes, that Rome. Jenkins called it "the most ambitious building project in the 172-year history of Notre Dame” and had the stones to suggest that the reason behind the construction is that more space is needed to accommodate Notre Dame's broadening research activity. "What's exciting about this project is it brings together athletics, faculty and academics, research and a student center, so it's an integrated model,'' Jenkins said. Sure thing, Johnny. Everyone knows how much cash your football program generates and if you can boost that revenue while also providing some tangible benefits for the rest of the university, so much the better. Combined, the new buildings will add about 750,000 square feet and will house a student center, the anthropology and psychology departments, a digital media center and music and sacred music departments. The most iconic feature of the area around the stadium, Touchdown Jesus, won't be affected by the new buildings. Two of the new structures will stand on the east and west sides of the stadium and they will rise nine stories and include premium seating, increasing the capacity of Notre Dame Stadium from 80,795 to more than 84,000. The third new building, on the south side of the stadium, will be six stories high and include a hospitality area. With the new student center comes a recreation center, allowing the university to turn the existing Rolfs Sports Recreation Center into the practice home for the men's and women's basketball teams. How is all of this going to be funded? With donations from rich alumni who still believe Notre Dame is an elite football program, of course. And you know the money will come in…….

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