Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Snowing under the handicapped, China v. hookers and Russian Olympic rage


- The CW doesn’t have a litany of great shows, so when the second-rate network finds a show that works it must hang onto the series for dear life. In the spirit of keeping its few quality offerings alive, the network has announced early renewals for “The Vampire Diaries,” “Arrow,” “Supernatural” and freshman dramas “Reign” and “The Originals.” The shows are currently on hiatus on account of the Winter Olympics having every network fearful to air new shows and have their ratings suffer, but that didn’t stop CW President Mark Pedowitz from sounding a trumpet and announcing the renewals. "This season we've had great success with our new hit series The Originals paired with Supernatural, giving us our best Tuesday nights in years," Pedowitz said in a statement. "The Vampire Diaries is No. 2 in its time period in the young adult demos, and with Arrow continuing to gain among young men, and Reign growing its time period, we now have strong nights on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I'm very pleased to announce early pickups for all five series, and let our fans know they'll have more great drama to look forward to next season.” Both “The Originals” and “Reign” have performed well this fall, debuting to 2.24 million and 1.98 million viewers, respectively. “Supernatural” has seen impressive growth over the course of its nine seasons, rising 88 percent in total viewers to 3.2 million viewers in its ninth season. Meanwhile, “Arrow” has become the network's most-watched series, averaging 3.9 million viewers, while “Vampire Diaries” is second in most key demographics……..


- Is there a way to predict if a FAT baby will become a FAT adult? A British study suggests that the answer is yes and researchers believe that an infant's hearty appetite could signal a predisposition to obesity. Lead researcher Jane Wardle, a scientist with the Health Behaviour Research Centre at University College London, led a team that examined how the appetite of infants projected those individuals’ likelihood of becoming overweight adults. She and her fellow researchers discovered that babies who display two key aspects of appetite grow unusually rapidly up to the age of 15 months. Satiety responsiveness was one of the measurements taken to monitor appetite in infants and food responsiveness - the urge to eat when seeing or smelling tempting food – was the second. The research team studied data from non-identical same sex twins born in the UK in 2007 who had different levels of the two traits. They learned that in groups of two, he baby that was more food responsive or less satiety responsive than its twin grew faster. By the time twins reached the age of 15 months, both traits separately caused one of them to be around two pounds heavier than his or her sibling. "Obesity is a major issue in child health,” Wardle said. “Identifying factors that promote or protect against weight gain could help identify targets for obesity intervention and prevention in future. These findings are extremely powerful because we were comparing children of the same age and same sex growing up in the same family in order to reveal the role that appetite plays in infant growth.” Thanks for proving that children who like food more than other children are more likely to become fat. You’ve stunned us again, science………


- Let it go, communists. Russians should be happy because the Olympics are halfway to the finish line and so far, there has been neither a major terrorist attack nor a catastrophic condom shortage in the Olympic village. Yet there they are, a group of riled-up Russians staging a lame-tastic protest against an official's call disallowing a goal by Russia late in regulation of a game ultimately won by the U.S. in a penalty shootout. The angry mob refused to accept the official result of a heated U.S.-Russia hockey match at the Sochi Olympics and thus you had an angry mob in Russian jerseys chanting arguably the worst angry mob slogan ever, “Make soap out of the ref.” With those terrifying words echoing across Sochi, the International Olympic Committee will undoubtedly award the Russians a win immediately. The protest was organized by a Kremlin party youth group and featured a banner with a photograph of the American official, Brad Meier, with protestors using cheese graters to grate soap into buckets. The disallowed goal would have given Russia a 3-2 lead with less than five minutes left in the third period, but it was waved off after officials ruled the net had come loose from the ice before the goal was scored. Angry shouts filled the arena as the call was announced, but the supervisor of officials for the International Ice Hockey Federation, Konstantin Komissarov, confirmed the ruling made by the on-ice officials was correct. In response, enraged Russians from across the political spectrum have risen up to decry the call. With the points from the win, the Americans won the qualifying group and left the Russians to battle for second place and a spot in the elimination round that will force them to win an extra game to reach the medal round. A state-owned channel proved how little actual decent programming it has by airing an hour-long talk show dedicated to the disallowed goal. Members of parliament railed against the call on Twitter, but it was to no avail. Russia can earn a rematch with the U.S. only if both teams reach the gold medal game, which doesn’t seem likely given that Russia couldn’t even win its qualifying group……..


- Speaking of unnecessarily angry and repressive communists….how ‘bout the Chinese government? The Communist Party is intolerant of many things, but its current targets happen to be prostitution, gambling and drug use and its resulting crackdown on these vices has now spread to major provinces across the country, according to reports on Monday in state-run news organizations. At the head of this anti-evil crusade is the always-imposing Ministry of Public Security, which manages most police forces in China. It began on Feb. 10 in the southern city of Dongguan, according to a statement on the ministry’s website, with officials seeking to make an example out of a manufacturing town sometimes known as China’s “sin city.” It’s also a city where prostitution there had long been tolerated as a significant part of the local economy, but no more. The carefully orchestrated campaign included a program broadcast on Feb. 9 that purportedly exposed the prevalence of prostitution in Dongguan. The crackdown has sparked an outcry from an unusual group: women’s right advocates, who argue that the campaign is unfairly targeting women. Provinces across China have reportedly been ordered provinces across China to follow the example of Guangdong, the southern province next to Hong Kong that includes Dongguan. An alleged 16 cities in nine provinces are now taking part in the “sweep yellow” campaign, so dubbed because  “yellow” in Chinese can refer to things of an erotic, lewd or sexually illicit nature. It fits perfectly with a supposed anticorruption campaign promoted by Xi Jinping, the Communist Party leader. Reports of massive armies of thousands of police officers waging war against the sins of a sexual nature are swirling through Chinese media and the government claims to have arrested 335 people already in Dongguan on charges related to prostitution, gambling and drugs. Prostitution remains common across China and is based in hotels where hair salons and massage parlors often serve as fronts for brothels. This is obviously terrible news for those anxiously awaiting their sex tourism trip to Beijing, but maybe this will all blow over………


- One gets the impression that Charlotte, N.C. was not well-equipped or well-educated to deal with the massive snowstorm that just blew through town. For evidence of this fact, find a handicapped parking spot anywhere in the city – literally, go out and find one because there are handicapped people trying to park their cars and they are unable to do so. That’ll happen when several inches of snow fall and plow trucks proceed to clear the winter mess by dumping it into the blue-lined spaces reserved for those (theoretically) unable to walk as far to reach stores, restaurants and other businesses. Residents who ventured outside following the snow-pocalypse soon noticed that handicapped spaces around the city were piled high with snow and ice and reported the problem to a local television station. The station went around and began filming the sight of snow-covered handicapped spaces, where the wintry mix was pushed and left to melt. It’s a brilliant plan just as long as most handicapped people decide to stay inside their homes for an extra few days to make sure the storm has truly passed by. The plan also banks on the well-known fact that there are a ridiculous number of handicapped spaces that are always far more than any location ever needs to accommodate all of the handicapped people on its property at any given time. Charlotte resident and certified troublemaker Pat Cotham showed her obvious lack of friends and abundance of free time by traveling around the city on Sunday, using her smartphone to document what she calls danger zones. She told tales of at least 25 different pictures of handicapped spots being completely or partially blocked by snow in places such as hospitals, stores and malls. Anyone who has happened by a handicapped parking space knows fines for parking in them can range up to $250, but there doesn’t seem to be any penalty for dumping snow in one……..

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