Tuesday, February 11, 2014

English flash floods, desperate would-be rock stars and caffeinated kids


- So cranky media members whose hotel rooms don’t have doorknobs or pillows aren't the only folks dissatisfied with the infrastructure in Sochi. Olympic snowboarders aren't pleased with the state of their playing surface and after multiple hard spills during practice runs on a halfpipe that looks only half ready, competitors were lighting up the surface with one verbal blast after another. Monday’s practice session was pushed from morning to night while workers tried to make fixes, but to little effect. "When you see every other person fall, you know something's wrong," said American Hannah Teter, the 2006 gold medalist. "It's a little dangerous. I've seen more people fall today than I saw all season. It's dangerous because it's crappy." That very succinct and blunt statement might be the best quote of the Games so far and not just because it includes the word crappy. American Danny Davis went a step farther, leaving the halfpipe as "garbage" on Sunday and saying after Monday’s adjustments that the course was only marginally better. "It's a bummer to show up to an event like the Olympics and not have the quality of the halfpipe match the quality of the riders," Davis said. "Anyone who watched practice tonight can see there were a bunch of people bouncing around in the flat bottom." One of the primary issues with the halfpipe was its steep vertical pitch, which most riders said had been improved by the time the practice session began. Still, the bottom of the pipe remained a major point of concern because it had far too much bounce. Rider after rider chattered through the bottom, which slows speed and causes wrecks. The combination of chemicals that keep the ice frozen at higher temperatures and higher temperatures further tested the surface overnight, but most riders sounded resigned to competing on a less-than-ideal surface. Russian officials, who have bristled at virtually every critical remark about their hosting efforts, can take some solace from the face that riders also complained about the pipe in the lead-up to the snowboard event four years ago in Vancouver but admitted afterward that conditions improved for the actual contest..........


- Half of all marriages end in divorce. A significantly lower percentage end with the new bride BASE jumping 2,000 feet to her death. In fact, put the number at one in however many marriages have ever occurred in the history of the world. The one just so happened to go down (pun intended) Saturday in Utah's rugged Zion National Park when Amber Bellows and her husband of two weeks, Clayton Butler, climbed up Mount Kinesava, a 7,276-foot peak that overlooks the park and leapt off of the mountain for the hell of it. The Salt Lake City couple were said to be experienced BASE jumpers, authorities said, but BASE jumping is an inherently dangerous hobby and thus fraught with chances to die. It involves participants leaping from fixed objects, such as mountains or buildings, using parachutes to slow their falls. Situations like this are probably why BASE jumping is illegal inside Zion National Park, but Bellows and Butler didn’t seem to give a damn. Bellows jumped first on Saturday afternoon, but her parachute didn't open properly, Butler told authorities. He quickly leapt after her, but was unable to reach her and immediately hiked out of the remote area to find help, alerting park authorities at about 6:30 p.m. Recovery teams finally located Bellows' body around 10 a.m. Sunday and hoisted her from the rocky terrain to a nearby ambulance using a helicopter. According to Joshua Lloyd, Bellows’ manager and videographer, the jump looked fine at first, but her main parachute didn't deploy properly. Park officials announced that her death, the first of a BASE jumper in the park, is under investigation…….


- Well done, America. Preparing the next generation is vital for a nation’s success and the adults of the United States are doing their job well when it comes to infusing the right mindset – and loads of caffeine – into the nation’s youth. According to data from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, between 1999 and 2010, 63 percent of children between the ages of two and five years old consumed at least some caffeine on a given day. That’s right, coffee and energy drinks are now the main caffeine sources consumed by American children and those numbers are headed north in a hurry. It’s noteworthy that the caffeine came not from sugary soda, but from the more concentrated caffeine sources of coffee and energy drinks. Expand the age range up to 22 years old and individuals examined for the study consumed some caffeine on a given day. Anyone seeking some sunny, healthy news can point to the that that during the study period, caffeine intake from soda fell 62 percent. To compensate, Americans have boosted their coffee and energy drink intake. Coffee consumption, which once accounted for a mere 10 percent of caffeine intake among young people skyrocketed to more than 24 percent in 2009 and 2010. Don’t expect back flips from the worrywarts at the American Academy of Pediatrics, which discourages young people from consuming caffeine and warned in 2011 that  “stimulant-containing energy drinks” must not be part of any children and adolescents diets. Study co-author Amy Branum postulated that the main reason for this increase in caffeine consumption among children and teens is the increased availability of energy drinks. Branum added the energy drinks’ increased contribution in caffeine consumption among this demographic represented “quite a difference in a relatively short amount of time.” Sure, this can lead to high blood pressure, rapid heart beating and higher anxiety levels in children, but isn't that just better preparation for the stressed-out, caffeinated lives ahead of them? Lets give credit to parents and guardians everywhere for getting their children ready for their bright, jittery futures……..


- There are a few commodities that are never in short supply in the world, including stoners, felons, bad drivers, annoying children….and wannabe rock stars desperate for their big break. That fact was confirmed when former Libertines and Dirty Pretty Things member Carl Barât launched an online campaign to find members for a new band and received a predictably large and overzealous response. Barât posted a message on Facebook explaining that he was searching for new bandmates and promptly received over 1,000 applications to join his band. The good news for the band seekers applying for the gig is that while Barât has recorded demos for the follow up to his 2010 self-titled debut solo album with Johnny Marr, Andy Burrows and The Bronx's Joby Ford, he says he won't release any of the new material until he recruits a new band. That means there is a real sense of urgency to find the new drummer, bass player and rhythm guitarist he’s seeking and Barât wants the 1,000-plus applicants to know that he’s not looking to run some reality karaoke show-type event. "This isn't some sort of indie X Factor and I'm definitely no Simon Cowell, this is the real thing." Barât  explained. "I don't want to be a solo artist anymore, I want to get another band together and I want to do that straight away. I've made a record I'm really proud of, but I've worked too hard to just put it out there. The songs are great, so I don't just want to get a load of session players in the tour it. I want the best band around me to play it, I want the gang mentality." Hear that, wannabe rockers? Carl Barât wants friends to share his musical success and if you have the skills and the look, you could be one of those friends……..


- The mighty Thames is not to be messed with. With wet, wild winter weather besieging the world in so many places, even London is not immune to the effects of storm after storm. Monday’s chaotic scene was the latest ugly picture painted by nature as hundreds of homes to the west of London were put at severe risk of flooding after the River Thames burst its banks. England continues to suffer from one of the wettest winters in more than two centuries and with waters predicted to rise further this week, Prime Minister David Cameron said the government would do all it could to assist those affected as he visited flood-hit areas in the southwest of England. Of course, as he made that promise response efforts were undermined after parts of the government blamed each other for not doing more to protect communities. Yes, even non-American political factions can do nothing while accusing each other of being the reason nothing is getting done. In this case, t he opposition Labour Party also accused the government of being slow to react. Meanwhile, he government's Environment Agency, which manages flood defenses, issued severe flood warnings-for 14 areas in the southeast of England and two in the southwest, one of the hardest hit regions. The agency also warned that flooding was expected and immediate action required for 137 further areas across England. According to data released by the EA, this is England’s wettest January since 1776 and has the country on track for its wettest winter—defined as the months of December, January and February—in 250 years. Despite preventative efforts, more than 600 homes have been flooded over the past week. "Extreme weather will continue to threaten communities this week, with further severe flooding expected Monday evening into Tuesday along the Thames in [the counties of] Berkshire and Surrey," said Paul Leinster, the chief executive of the Environment Agency. In addition to flooded homes and businesses, train operators said services were unable to run in parts of the Thames Valley and southwest of England Monday. But no worries, because the powers that be are on top of the situation. Eric Pickles, the minister responsible for local government, accused the national government of relying too much on the advice of the Environment Agency and it had been a mistake to reduce dredging of rivers in the flooded community of Somerset. When a man named Pickles questions your competence, sh*t just go real……..

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