Sunday, February 09, 2014

Confirming MMA stereotypes, psychic salmon and X-Factor Karaoke dies


- Train travel through the French Alps sounds like a lovely way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Hopping on a remote train along a route popular with tourists between the villages of Saint-Benoit and Annot in southeastern France on a chilly February day would be wonderful…assuming, of course, that the train was not struck by a massive rock tumbling from the mountains above and derailing said train. That was the scene in the French Alps on Saturday, with the aforementioned boulder falling hundreds of feet and striking the train. The rock caused the train to derail killing two people and partly pushing one of its carriages over the edge of a mountain slope, local officials said. At least seven injuries were reported, including one characterized as serious. "An enormous rock broke off from the mountain and hit the side of the train with extreme force," said Charbel Aboud, deputy prefect for the region. Aboud estimated that the boulder may have weighed as much as 20 tons. A French woman from the region and a Russian woman who was travelling with her husband were the two people killed in the incident, Aboud confirmed. Officials have not determined what caused the rock to fall, but netting used in the region to prevent rockfalls did not stop this particular rock and now investigators must determine why. Aboud said it was the first such accident known on the line, which runs from Nice on the coast to the Alpine town of Digne-les-Bains. Both the remote, mountainous location of the derailment and snow on the ground hindered rescue efforts, but emergency personnel were eventually able to reach the train and begin tending to the wounded………


- Salmon, it seems, come pre-loaded with their own operating system capable of directing them to ancestral feeding grounds by using the Earth's magnetic field and an inherited internal map. Oregon State University researcher Nathan Putman led a study into the migration patterns of juvenile Chinook salmon and discovered that these clever fish can find their way to those feeding grounds without any prior migration experience. Many animals use Earth's magnetic field to orient themselves during migrations, but mostly they learn these routes from older members of their species. Loggerhead sea turtles were the only known animals able to inherently possess ancestral migration routes from the moment they hatch, but Putman and his team found the same to be true of Chinook salmon. The salmon, which hatch in freshwater streams and then swim to the ocean to feed within the first year of their lives, inherit a sense of direction to their families' migration routes. To confirm their theory, the researchers tested the internal maps of hundreds of juvenile salmon by placing individuals in test tanks. They allowed the fish 10 minutes to get acclimated, then manipulated the magnetic field around the tank using coils with electric currents running through them. Even after the manipulation, a significant number of salmon oriented themselves toward the magnetic fields that exist in their oceanic feeding grounds. "Everybody was pretty surprised that the fish already had that ability," Putman said. "Before the fish even hit saltwater, they already have a sense of what they should be doing if and when they should find themselves in a certain magnetic field." Salmon and sea turtles have little in common, so the researchers believe their findings show that other migratory marine animals likely have this ability as well. Having this ability on their own is vital for young Chinook salmon because adults abandon them soon after they hatch. With their deadbeat parents not around, the young fish must find their way on their own, swimming down the only road they’ve ever known. Like a twister, they were born to swim alone……..


- YES! YES! YES! Someone cue the signature chant of WWE star Daniel Bryan because there is cause to celebrate like never before. Fox has canceled “The X Factor (Karaoke)” and better still, it’s because the godfather of crappy reality karaoke shows has fled America’s borders to return to his native United Kingdom. Cowell and announced that the judge and executive producer of so many über-awful reality karaoke shows would return to the U.K. version of the singing competition series, leaving Fox to pull the plug on its version of the show. "I've had a fantastic time over the last 12 years, both on The X Factor and American Idol," Cowell said in a statement. "And apart from being lucky enough to find some amazing talent on the shows, I have always had an incredible welcome from the American public (most of the time!). Last year, for a number of reasons, I had to make a decision to return to the U.K. version of The X Factor in 2014.” No need for apologies or goodbyes, ass hat. Just get on a plane and go because God knows the United States and its music scene will be so much better off without you. Fox's Chairman of Entertainment Kevin Reilly stepped up to blow the requisite sunshine up Cowell’s British arse on the way out the door, saying in the same statement that Fox views Cowell as “more than one of the most prolific TV personalities of our time -- he's part of our family.” Agreed, Kev. He is like a part of your family – the obnoxious, abrasive ones you see only over the holidays and yet, you still want to throw them out the window of a moving car within five seconds of encountering them. “Unfortunately, there is no X Factor USA without Simon Cowell, but we understand and support his decision to focus on the international formats and on the next phase of his personal life,” Reilly said in the statement. Unfortunately? There’s nothing unfortunate about this news……..


- Public transportation is generally an unsavory place to spend time. Rare exceptions like the well-maintained subways in London or Toronto exist, but riding a city bus or subway is generally an ironclad recipe for encountering urine-soaked public property, mentally unstable individuals, crime and general filth that makes you want to don a full-body protective suit. Residents of the tropical paradise (at least climate-wise) that is Honolulu know this to be true thanks to both their own unfortunate experiences and a recent photo snapped by a passenger equipped with a smartphone and a keen eye for mass transit squalor. The photo was taken on bus 591 during its regular 94 route to Kapolei and the photo clearly shows an infestation of cockroaches making themselves right at home like they paid $2.50 for a ride across town. Asked to comment on the presence of roaches, Oahu Transit Services said the roaches had been reported and the bus had already been taken out of service to address the problem. After a full-on RAID blast and hopefully a deep steam cleaning followed by a Lysol bath, the bus was returned to service. Residents are questioning how this problem could have been allowed to develop in the first place and it’s a reasonable query given OTS’ claims that every bus is cleaned after its shift on a daily basis in addition to a more thorough cleaning every few weeks. "Once a month they do go through a thorough cleaning.  Every six months all the buses are fumigated, so we have a regular pest control happening on the buses" said Michelle Kennedy of Oahu Transit Services. Kennedy insisted that the company appreciates the rider who submitted the photo and encourages other passengers to do the same if they spot a problem. Welcoming those photos is one thing, but doing something about it is clearly another………


- All of the ugly stereotypes mixed martial arts haters cling to when bashing the sport were just confirmed in the most public way possible. Thiago Silva, a now-former UFC light heavyweight star, was fired by the organization on Friday as he remained police custody without bond on multiple felony charges after a court appearance in Florida. The lone piece of good news for Silva was that Judge John Hurley reduced two charges of attempted murder to aggravated assault with a firearm, pairing those with charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest without violence. MMA haters often rap the sport for being populated by a bunch of ‘roid-raging meatheads who are amped up on boosted testosterone and prone to violence for no real reason at all. Those haters can now point to Thursday’s incident in which Silva allegedly confronted his wife of 13 years, Thaysa, from his vehicle, which was outside of Pablo Popovitch Mixed Martial Arts Academy on Thursday in Oakland Park, Fla. According to police records, Silva pulled out a firearm and told his wife that she had "10 seconds to bring out Pablo," or he would go into the gym and start shooting everyone. Popovitch emerged from the school, but retreated moments later and called 911 rather than confront an angry MMAer with a gun. Silva and his wife separated in 2012, but he clearly still is under the impression that she belongs to him and that Pablo needs to keep his distance. Amazingly enough, Silva was allegedly intoxicated at the time of the incident, which is truly surprising given the rational way in which he acted. He then fled to his home in neighboring Fort Lauderdale, where he was arrested following a non-violent standoff with a SWAT team. After his attorney, Scott Saul, conceded probable cause to the aggravated assault charges, UFC released a statement announcing that it had terminated Silva's contract. UFC president Dana White doesn’t want a homicidal, unhinged Brazilian running around representing his organization? Why not, Dana? Who’s going to fill Silva’s spot at UFC 171 on March 15 in Dallas? It also didn’t help Silva’s cause that he has a string of domestic violence allegations against him. Back on Jan. 30, he allegedly threw his wife onto a sofa and pointed a "silver colored revolver" at her, later jamming the gun into her mouth. He chased that with some violent text messages on Feb. 5 in which he threatened to hire someone to kill her. Yes, MMA critics will go to town on this one for a long, long time…….

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