Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The "Space Jam" sequel, embarrassing N.Y. Knicks and volcaones are your friends


- Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan would be wise not to check his approval ratings right now. Ratings tend to take a dip when your country just heard an audio recording of you allegedly discussing how to handle hidden funds. Erdogan’s political machine immediately went into spin mode, denouncing the tape as a fake created as part of an attempted coup. Opposition leaders took the opposite tact, urging the premier to step down and get out of town. “Either you take a helicopter and flee abroad or resign,” Kemal Kilicdaroglu, head of the Republican People’s Party, told lawmakers in parliament. The tape was initially released on YouTube, where all credible information originates, but the source was not identified. Erdogan claimed the recording as merely a fabrication aimed at undermining his party before next month’s local elections. Fake or not, the recording has galvanized opposition groups trying to break the Justice and Development Party’s dominance in Turkish politics. It’s the last thing a struggling party trying in vain to contain the fallout of a graft scandal and prevent the re-emergence of protests that rocked the country last year needs. The recording comes just as large riots rocked in the capital city of Ankara, where police used tear gas and water cannons to disperse hundreds of protesters ahead of the opening of a highway that was built through forested land. Taken together, the components of this crisis make it the worst stretch of Erdogan’s rule and for a man who celebrated his 60th birthday this week, a violent coup is not really the gift of choice. At this point, the old man just sounds paranoid and delusional. Last week, he accused followers of U.S.-based cleric Fethullah Gulen of bugging his office and taping his conversations with family members to undermine his party. Voting in local elections on March 30 will be the first tangible barometer of how much damage has been done, but with declining value for the Turkish lira and growing unrest nationwide, it’s tough to imagine the people of Turkey expressing unequivocal support for their fearless leader………


- Know your role and stay in your place. Colorado Springs 7-Eleven clerk Bryan McGuire did not abide by this policy and as a result, he is no longer gainfully employed by the convenience store chain. As McGuire tells the story, he was in the middle of his shift last month when he spotted two men shoplifting overpriced items from the shelves. As convenience stores robbing customers by charging $4.75 for a bag of Doritos as legal and thieiving said bag of overpriced snack food is not, McGuire attempted to stop the theft. He tried to confront the two men and when they fled, he left his position behind the counter and bulletproof glass and gave chase. That didn’t play well with his bosses, who were not thrilled that a person in their employ attempted to prevent a financial loss and stop a crime in progress. McGuire claims he was fired shortly after the incident and said there was no mystery about the reason for his termination. “I was actually on the job and they suspended me, saying it was under investigation,” McGuire said. “Then I was told that I was fired … that I’d created an unsafe circumstance by going out of the store.” According to 7-Eleven, its policy is to tell employees not to chase thieves. Ironically, McGuire did create an unsafe situation with his actions….for himself. He said the shoplifters attacked him, requiring him to get stitches. To recap, this guy put his life and well-being on the line and lost his job to stop a crime that would have led to exactly zero negative repercussions against him if he had just let it go. The world remains a drastically unfair place and that won't be changing any time soon……..


- The New York Knicks will not make the playoffs this season, but they are awesome. No, they’re not good at what they’re paid to do, but they excel at certain activities for which they are fined, penalized and possibly prosecuted. Start with combustible, ball-jacking shooting guard J.R. Smith. Smith was fined $50,000 by the league in early January for attempting to untie two of his opponents' shoelaces and as the team implodes under the weight of no depth, terrible contracts and a mismatched roster, the man dubbed J.R. Swish is still trying to tweak opponents by messing with their wardrobe on the court. He pulled down Mavericks guard Vince Carter's headband in the fourth quarter of the Knicks’ 110-108 loss, then proceeded to deny any such action after the game. "No, your eyes were playing tricks on you," he said with a laugh. "You're reaching for that one. I [already] got fined once for that s---." All laughter aside, a grown man trying to rattle opponents by messing with their gear is both juvenile and pathetic, especially on a team that is so terrible that you can actually make a case Smith might actually be doing these things because his squad needs the help. That was merely the start of a bad night for the Knicks, who went down in defeat as Dirk Nowitzki dropped in a multi-ricochet jump shot as time expired to lift Dallas to victory. Later on, Knicks point guard Raymond Felton was arrested on three counts of criminal possession of a weapon, according to a New York Police Department spokesman. Felton decided to roll out on the town with his gun in tow and while he didn’t brandish the weapon or shoot anyone, he did not have a permit for his side piece and therefore was charged with second- and third-degree criminal possession of a firearm, which are felonies, and fourth-degree possession of a firearm, a misdemeanor, the spokesman said. Less than four hours after the Knicks’ game ended, Felton turned himself in and was questioned at the 20th Precinct in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. It topped off a truly Knicks-like night that goes a long way toward explaining why the team is so consistently bad this season………


- Start filling out those thank you cards for volcanoes because these wonders of nature have not been getting enough credit. According to researcher Benjamin Santer of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California volcanic activity around the world contributes significantly to the slowdown in global warming over the past decade. Santer and his colleagues studied climate data and found that temperatures have dropped since 1998 instead of continuing to rise at the pace climate experts originally predicted. The decline has led to fears among enviro-nuts that a greenhouse gas emissions deal set to be determined at the United Nations summit on climate change next year in Paris will fail because critics will point to the temperature decline as proof that no sweeping changes are needed. Over the past 14 years, at least 17 volcanoes have erupted globally in locations including North America, Africa and Indonesia. These eruptions have emitted large amounts of sulfur into the lower atmosphere, which blocks the warming effects of the sun, according to Santer and his team. This has caused approximately 15 percent of the temperature drop, the study found. The remaining 85 percent remains something of a mystery and while explaining 15 percent of a problem would be considered an abject failure in most realms, science gets to soldier on and continue spending time and money in the pursuit of answers. Current theories include a decline in the sun's output and an increased absorption of heat by oceans, but neither of those concepts holds significant promise. Greenhouse gas emissions remain at all-time highs and most experts agree that warming trends are likely to increase in the years ahead, so now might be an optimal time to begin rooting for more volcanoes to go boom………


- Dear Hollywood: It’s OK not to make sequels. If a movie is terrible or if the first film explored all of the possible content and storylines there was to explore, then it is perfectly acceptable to just move on. This is a lesson studio executives will never actually learn, but just imagine the benefits if they did internalize and implement it. In that wonderful reality, there would be no such thing as a “Space Jam” sequel. Sadly, this idea not only exists, but it is apparently on track to happen and to once again star the best basketball player in the world. Back in 1996, Michael Jordan battled aliens intent on taking over the world and willing to pin the fate of the universe to the outcome of a basketball game against mankind in the original film. With other NBAers as his cast mates and various cartoon characters filling out the squad, Jordan defeated the aliens and saved the world. According to Charlie Ebersol, the son of broadcasting veteran Dick Ebersol, the “Space Jam” sequel starring James is a go. Ebersol and his brother Willie will reportedly develop the sequel, with Willie penning the script. Charlie most recently produced “The Moment” and “NFL Characters Unite” project for USA Network and he tweeted “Space Jam” news, writing, “A childhood dream comes true,” then tagged that tweet with a link to a story about the project. James, who is somewhat busy chasing his third straight NBA championship, has so far denied reports about his involvement with the project. Those denials don’t mean much, of course, but they do leave hope alive for James realizing how terrible of an idea this is and pulling the plug on the movie before it begins. Just because the original movie grossed $230 million worldwide nearly two decades ago does not mean a sequel is mandatory………

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