Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Jared Lorenzen resurfaces, Metrodome roof backpacks and Egypt's original pyramid


- The list of names who provided voice talent for “The Lego Movie” is impressive: Liam Neeson, Elizabeth Bank, Morgan Freeman, Chris Pratt, Channing Tatum and Will Ferrell. The animated flick built around the classic Danish children’s toy hits theaters this weekend and it already seems like a slam dunk for parents looking to get their children out of the house on a frigid winter weekend. Warner Bros. is the studio behind the movie and clearly, its executives are enthused about what they have on their hands. They’re so geeked, in fact, that they have already hired a team of writers to begin work on a sequel. Warner Bros. is projecting the film to be a huge hit and reportedly have inked Jared Stern and Michelle Morgan to begin work on a script for the follow-up. The promotional campaign for the first film has bombastically billed it as “the greatest movie ever assembled,” which seems a tad excessive for a computer-animated adventure comedy which follows an average Lego character named Emmet (Pratt) who is mistaken for the extraordinary and all-powerful MasterBuilder. Emmet is sent on a mission to defeat an evil tyrant who's plotting to destroy the Lego universe by gluing it together and as one might expect with a perpetual screw-up thrust into a role for which he is hopelessly and ridiculously underprepared, hilarity ensues. Mix in the golden pipes of Morgan Freeman, the very specific set of skills Neeson possesses and the comedic genius of Ferrell and the mix seems like the perfect combination for a movie aimed at those under the age of 12 (and the parents who will inevitably be dragged to the theater to see it)………..


- Ireland likes three things a whole lot: Guinness, Gaelic football and bribes. The European Commission wants the lone non-United Kingdom nation in the British Isles to get rid of one-third of that trio and let’s just say it’s not the one that is fermented and bottled in the heart of Dublin. Ireland has already undertaken substantial reforms in tackling corruption, but the EC isn't satisfied. It wants the country to improve the speed at which it secures criminal prosecutions, according to a new report published by the European Union. It is the first EU anti-corruption report and it examines issues of transparency, public procurement policies and bribery across the EU’s 28 member states. The report crushes Ireland in terms of its ability to battle corruption, nothing that despite substantial progress in improving transparency and accountability in matters related to public procurement, electoral funding and fraud, “corruption-related risks associated with close ties between politicians and industry continue to be a cause for concern.” Chief among the EU’s concerns seems to be that convictions in white collar crime in Ireland fell significantly between 2003 and 2010 despite an increase in the number of cases. In the report, EU officials cited the length of time taken to progress investigations into the role of financial institutions in the banking crisis. Those problems “contributed to a general climate of mistrust in the transparency and accountability of the financial sector in the country and in the capacity of corporate oversight and enforcement,” the report stated. The case centered on Anglo Irish Bank and it took four years before any indictments were issued. A whopping 81 percent of Irish respondents to the EU report believe corruption is widespread, compared to an EU average of 76 percent. Funding for political parties is another area of concern and if Ireland truly wants to improve in these areas, it might want to solicit advice from countries such as Finland, Denmark and Sweden, which were perceived by their citizens……….


- Suck it, Great Pyramid of Giza. You might be the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, but your status as the original among the historic pyramids of Egypt has just been ripped by a simple step pyramid uncovered by archaeologists in southern Egypt. The newly discovered structure is believed to be a few decades older than the Great Pyramid. Scientists were aware of the pyramid’s existence, but it remained buried under a thick layer of sand until a group of archaeologists started excavation works in 2010. A team led by Gregory Marouard, a research associate at the University of Chicago's Oriental Institute, worked to unearth the pyramid, which is estimated to have stood 43 feet high when it was constructed around 4,600 years ago. It now stands one-third of that height because the blocks used to build it have been pillaged throughout its centuries-long existence. The step pyramid was one of seven so-called "provincial" pyramids built across central and southern Egypt by either the Pharaoh Huni or Snefru, who combined to rule Egypt from 2635-2590 B.C. It does not have any internal chambers and was not used for burials, leaving its actual purpose something of a mystery. Most experts believe such pyramids were built as symbolic monuments scattered over Egypt as confirmation of the pharaohs’ divine powers. "The construction itself reflects a certain care and a real expertise in the mastery of stone construction, especially for the adjustment of the most important blocks," Marouard said during a recent presentation. One clue about the purpose of the pyramids is an installation where food offerings appear to have been made, found by the team of archaeologists. Graffiti also adorns the pyramid’s walls, showing a book roll, a seated man, a four-legged animal, a reed leaf and a bird. "These are mostly private and rough inscriptions, and certainly dedicated to child burials located right under these inscriptions at the foot of the pyramid," Marouard explained. Based on their findings, the research team postulated that the pyramid was used for less than 50 years and was likely abandoned about the same time the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza started under Pharaoh Khufu……..


- Seeing an iconic venue fall into a state of disuse and disrepair is tough to see. A stadium, concert hall or arena that has hosted hundreds of great events but is now a neglected relic of a bygone era is equal parts eyesore and piece of nostalgia. Minneapolis’ Metrodome has been around for 31 years, but it has also gone from a venue that hosted two professional sports franchises and a Division I college football team to a building without a tenant. Major League Baseball’s Minnesota Twins moved out and into Target Field in 2010, the Minnesota Golden Gophers now occupy the shiny new TCF Bank Stadium on their campus and with the 2013 NFL season in the books, the Minnesota Vikings’ tenure at the dome has ended as well. The Vikings were able to extort local taxpayers and government officials, er, persuade the locals to help them fund a new stadium that will help them further boost their revenues and that makes the Metrodome irrelevant. It will no longer be needed to host games or concerts and so its Teflon roof was deflated for the final time on Jan. 18. That’s when Minneapolis businessman Jim Cunningham sprung into action. Cunningham has served as an event host for the Twins, the Minnesota Wild of the NHL and other local teams and when the Metrodome’s roof collapsed in 2010 following a snowstorm, he had an idea. “It just hit me,” Cunningham said “You know what would be great? A swatch of the Dome. I betcha everybody would want a swatch of the Dome.” He bought as many pieces of the old roof as he could when they went on sale and procured an acre and a half of the inner fabric of the roof and an acre and a half of the outer fabric too. When the replacement roof was deflated last month, Cunningham snatched up as much as possible and contacted local backpack maker Duluth Pack to see if the company wanted to partner with him. “This is a Teflon-based, fiberglass-woven fabric,” Duluth Pack president Tom Sega said. “And so this is as strong as it comes.” The material is cut and sewn together at the Duluth Pack factory and each bag comes with plenty of character. The nicks, cuts and blemishes on the fabric hints at the history of the dome and those who buy one of the bags can use their imagination to guess what might have made the marks………


- As the Seattle Seahawks claimed their first Super Bowl victory on Sunday, other football players continued to chase their dreams around the United States. Those dream chasers include former NFL players who want to get back to the pinnacle of their sport, young players fresh out of college who didn’t make an NFL roster but are battling for a second look…..and a certain 325-pound, left-handed quarterback biding his time in the Continental Indoor Football League and waiting for the NFL to give him the chance he so clearly deserves. Yes, you read that right: a 325-pound QB and better still, one with nimble feet, sweet moves in the open field and a knack for making plays. He is former Kentucky Wildcats and New York Giants QB Jared Lorenzen and the man with nicknames like the Hefty Lefty and the Pillsbury Throwboy is currently anchoring the backfield for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the CIFL. Lorenzen was never thin and was pushing 300 pounds even during his time in the NFL, but he has clearly not been hitting the salad bar since then and while no one has confirmed his exact weight, he’s bigger than any of his offensive linemen and 325 pounds seems like a conservative estimate. Yet YouTube video of Lorenzen’s performance in Monday night’s win over the Lexington Bluegrass Warhorses went viral in a hurry as the world drank in the highlights of the portly signal caller going 20 of 37 for 183 yards and three touchdowns. Lorenzen has bounced around football in recent years, including a stint as the commissioner for the Ultimate Indoor Football League, but on the field is clearly where he belongs and more Hefty Lefty highlights are good for the world………

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