Sunday, February 23, 2014

Another CSI spin-off, Girl Scout cookies for stoners and Dutch speedskating smack talk


- Behold the universal appeal of governments allowing themselves to pry into the private lives of their citizens with impunity. The Man loves snooping into the daily existence of its constituents and Turkey is no exception. That’s why a Turkish parliamentary committee is debating a government proposal to increase the powers and immunities of the nation's spy agency. If approved, the proposal would be merely the latest in a long line of moves aimed at undermining and diminishing democracy in the EU-membership aspiring country. This particular proposal is currently before the internal affairs committee on the heels of a massive wave of contentious measures introduced by Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan's government, including legislation that increases government controls over the Internet and the judiciary. In short, Erdogan is going full-on dictator and seeking to stamp out the free speech, privacy and basic rights of his people and make sure that they have no retribution against such invasions. Amidst the growing list of offensive actions by the government, this latest piece of proposed legislation might be the most egregious. It would grant Turkey's National Intelligence Agency greater eavesdropping and operational rights and access to personal data without court orders, essentially creating an independent and autonomous entity that can spy on citizens without any checks or balances. To ensure that this happens with no monitoring, the proposal would allow for jail terms for journalists publishing leaked documents. Also, the spy agency would not be prosecuted for its actions without the prime minister's permission. This far-reaching proposal is expected to reach the floor next week and for anyone hoping to keep even a shred of freedom and privacy in their lives, that is a terrifying thought……..


- This one hurts. The Dutch are normally super-cool people and the sort of folks with whom you’d like to find a coffee shop in Amsterdam, buy a couple of fatties and smoke it out while talking about windmills, tulips and the music of Peter, Bjorn and John. They are generally chill and kind, not at all like the loudmouthed ignoramus who coaches their national speedskating team. Meet Dutch speedskating coach Jillert Anema, who clearly has the most narrow and oblivious view of sports possible. Anema’s team won 21 of the country's first 22 medals on the speedskating ovals at the Winter Olympics in Sochi and with the United States claiming exactly zero medals in the sport while lamenting a possible design flaw with the team’s new uniforms, Anema seized the occasion to light up the entire American sports culture. "You have a lot of attention for foolish sport, like American football," Anema said. "You waste a lot of talent, athletic talent, in a sport where it's meant to kill each other, to injure each other. (The U.S.) is so narrow-minded, and you waste a lot of good talent in a sport that sucks.” Nice try, Jill. Your misguided rant might even make an impact…if you weren't talking junk on behalf of speedskating. Suggesting that American football isn’t a great sport might make sense if someone was trying to claim that soccer was better, given that virtually every country not named the United States loves soccer more than anything else, but making the same argument in support of speed skating is just pathetic. If this really is Anema’s argument, then he’s the one who sucks. He also made the point that the best American athletes compete in sports such as basketball, where they can only win one medal isntead of 22. That may be true, but one gold medal in a sport people actually give a damn about beyond the three weeks of the Olympics every four years matters a hell of a lot more than 22 medals in a sport where the majority of the world’s sports fans can't name a single competitor………


- Why do some people remember their dreams vividly while others can't recall what happened in their subconscious while they slept? Researchers at the French National Institute of Health and Medical Research (INSERM) sought and answer to this question and examined brain activity in the two types of dreamers to determine the cause for the distinction between the groups. The researchers identified more activity in the temporo-parietal junction (the "information-processing hub" of the brain) in people who tended to remember their dreams. "Increased activity in this brain region might facilitate attention orienting toward external stimuli and promote intrasleep wakefulness, thereby facilitating the encoding of dreams in memory," the team wrote in its findings. In the study, so-called "high dream recallers" woke up twice as often as "low dream recallers" during the night and had brains that were more reactive to auditory stimuli. It is possible that this higher sensitivity is linked to the higher level of wakefulness, thereby allowing individuals to memorize their dreams periodically throughout the night. To monitor brain activity, the researchers used Positron Emission Tomography (PET). Participants were divided into two groups; the "high dream recallers" who remembered their dreams 5.2 mornings of the week, and "low dream recallers" who only remembered their dreams twice a month. Those in the high-recall group also showed a higher spontaneous activity rate in both their medial prefrontal cortex (mPFC) and in the temporo-parietal junction (TPJ), which is responsible for directing a person’s attention toward external stimuli"High dream recallers are more reactive to environmental stimuli, awaken more during sleep, and thus better encode dreams in memory than low dream recallers. Indeed the sleeping brain is not capable of memorizing new information; it needs to awaken to be able to do that," said researcher Perrine Ruby. Ruby also noted that there is a chance high-volume recallers dream more than their low-volume peers, but at least those in the low-volume group have less chance of creeping someone out by uttering the words, “I had a dream about you last night”…….


- Life is all about seizing opportunities. A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco understands this truth at a young age and should be getting credit, not hate, for cashing in on an opportunity presented by the love of ganja in her area. Danielle Lei may be young, but she’s old enough to understand that when stoners get baked, they come down with a bad case of the munchies. Based on that understanding, Lei and her mother set up shop outside a local medicinal marijuana clinic this week, armed with boxes of Thin Mints, Do-Si-Do’s and various other varieties of the baked treats the Girl Scouts are known for. Mother and daughter sold their cookies outside The Green Cross and in a matter of two hours, they racked up a whopping 117 boxes sold. Carol Lei, Danielle’s mother, explained that she typically has her daughter and fellow scouts sell cookies at various points around San Francisco so they can learn about different environments while earning money for their troop. The Green Cross gave its permission for the Leis to sell cookies outside their business and the decision was beneficial for both sides, as Danielle Lei sold 37 more boxes there than she did the next day when she appeared at a local grocery store. Carol Lei claimed the occasion was more than a chance to gouge stoners for cookies they were virtually powerless to resist, labeling it a chance to educate her daughter on why some people use pot as medicine while others use it to get baked. “You put it in terms that they may understand,” Carol Lei said. “I'm not condoning it, I'm not saying go out in the streets and take marijuana [...] It also adds a little bit of cool factor. I can be a cool parent for a little bit.” Sadly, other members of Danielle's Girl Scout troop haven't done business outside medical marijuana clinics, but that should change soon and not just for this particular group of girls. With 20 states having legalized medicinal marijuana and two having legalized it for recreational use, this is a golden chance for Girl Scouts across America to send their profit margins soaring………


- Wow…no one could have seen this one coming. CBS has made the wholly unexpected decision to create ANOTHER spin-off from the “CSI” franchise. It’s something the network has never done before and this shocking news came seemingly out of nowhere. The new show, which does not have a title yet, will be produced by “CSI” masterminds Jerry Bruckheimer and Anthony Zuiker. Unlike existing spin-offs “CSI: New York,” “CSI: Miami,” “CSI: Boise,” “CSI: Topeka,” “CSI Omaha” and “CSI: Fargo,” the new show won't be about the analysis of blood, hair, fingernails and other physical evidence from crime scenes. It will feature Avery Ryan, a special agent at the Cyber Crime Division of the FBI who tracks faceless criminals who are committing crimes with the touch of a button. In the world of this new show, technology has allowed criminals to plan their crimes digitally and then carry them out in the real world. To provide as much of a boost for the show as possible, CBS will plant the seeds for it in an upcoming episode of “CSI.” In addition to the big names of Bruckheimer and Zuiker, the show will also bring along familiar faces Carol Mendelsohn and Ann Donahue, who will executive produce. Part of the inspiration for the series comes from the woman who will produce the pilot, Mary Aiken. Aiken’s own work as a cyberpsychologist will serve as the basis from which the series builds. With the first two “CSI” spin-offs already off the air and the shelf life of the franchise’s main cog dwindling rapidly, this is a way of keeping one of the longest-running and most successful dramas in recent television history alive for a while longer………

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