Sunday, March 12, 2017

Pharaohs in the slums, Avatar 2 delayed again and sleeping judges


- It looks like Donald Trump’s mind isn't the only one Russian despot Vlad Putin is using as his personal playground. The Russian dictator also seems to have the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) locked down, as evidence by IAAF president Lord Coe’s proclamation that Russian athletes could compete internationally by the end of the year after progress in tackling drug cheating. You might remember a widespread ban on Russian track athletes that wiped the country’s running contingent out of the 2016 Summer Olympics, but Coe and his IAAF cohorts are "encouraged" by Putin's admission that Russia’s anti-doping systems had failed and needed to be overhauled. Yes, admitting you have a problem is the first step and Coe said the Russian Athletics Federation had "grasped the enormity" of the challenge, but believing that Russia actually wants to clean up its act is tough. "There's no doubt at all that the new federation is populated by people who I do genuinely think have grasped the enormity of this challenge," Coe said. "That's a good statement to make and it's important we maintain that progress." What’s amazing is that Putin continues to deny that widespread doping was state-sponsored, yet at the same time said reforms were needed. Coe saying that we need to “acknowledge the progress that is being made” is like getting a serial polluter to walk down to the lake behind its plant, look at the water and concede that, “Someone should probably do something about that red, yellow and orange water,” then walk back inside and get back to work. Tell yourself what you’d like, Coe, but the only real progress here is Putin’s and it’s in the area of making you his b*tch…….


- Here’s a new standard for the American legal system: If a court case is not interesting enough to keep the judge from napping it out on the bench, that case is not only dismissed, but it’s permanently and irrevocably erased from our collective memory due to being criminally boring. This new precedent was set last week in the Kansas Court of Appeals, which threw out Daquantrius Johnson's 2014 convictions on the ground that a man convicted of assault and weapons charges deserves a new trial because his trial judge fell asleep during testimony. The court came down hard on Sedgwick County District Judge Ben Burgess, who fell asleep and had his bailiff field the always-awkward question of whether Johnson could get a fair trial. In other words, if the jury sees the judge bored to REM sleep, would they be biased? Burgess heard that message from his bailiff and later told jurors they alone would decide the case and that no attorneys indicated his nodding off affected his decisions. Johnson’s clueless attorney received a golden chance to give his client another chance to maintain his freedom when the judge asked him if he wanted to request a mistrial, but this visionless legal eagle declined, leading to his client’s conviction. Now, Johnson will receive another chance and hopefully this time, he finds himself an attorney who can do his job and a judge who gets a solid eight hours of rest before showing up to court……..


- When you’re the visionary director of a massively successful sci-fi franchise whose first film banked an insane amount of money, you get a lot of leeway. James Cameron is helming the Avatar franchise and though it’s been eight years since the first movie came out, there is no sense of urgency to crank out its first sequel. He recently revealed yet another delay in the process, meaning “Avatar 2” won’t be released until 2019….maybe. The movie was originally scheduled to drop this past Christmas, but 20th Century Fox announced that date had moved back to this coming Christmas…only to postpone it a second time, to Christmas 2018. Now, Cameron believes even that re-revised date is a tad too soon. “Well, 2018 is not happening,” he said. “We haven’t announced a firm release date.” At least the director was honest about the problem, noting that the massive scale and ambition for the project are the culprits for the myriad delays. However, he wants everyone to understand that this is all part of the process and that looking at the situation as simply having to wait much longer for “Avatar 2” is the wrong point of view. “What people have to understand is that this is a cadence of releases,” he explained. “So we’re not making Avatar 2, we’re making Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5. It’s an epic undertaking. It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam. So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it.” Making four movies at the time definitely lends itself to continuity, even if it’s going to be a bit cruel to fans who have already waited nearly a decade for the next chapter in the story……..


- History has been made - and found - in Egypt. For one of the first times ever, a massively powerful political leader has been found hanging out in the slums. Of course, it’s not a living leader, but rather a  massive statue found in a Cairo slum, a statue believed to be of pharaoh Ramses II, who ruled Egypt 3,000 years ago. Archaeologists unearthed the 25-foot statue in ground water in the eastern part of modern-day Cairo last week and while it’s hard to grasp the value of something just discovered, the Egyptian Antiquities Ministry is calling the find, made near the ruins of Ramses II's temple in the ancient city of Heliopolis, one of the most important discoveries ever. "Last Tuesday they called me to announce the big discovery of a colossus of a king, most probably Ramses II, made out of quartzite," said antiquities minister Khaled al-Anani. Ramses II was also known as Ramses the Great and he was the most powerful and celebrated ruler of ancient Egypt. For those who slept through history class in high school and college, the pharaoh was the third of the Nineteenth Dynasty of Egypt and ruled from 1279 to 1213 BC. During his time at the helm, Ramses led several military expeditions and expanded the boundaries of the Egyptian empire to Syria in the east to Nubia in the south. It was a great time for a nation that is now a shell of what it once was an has been mired in turmoil and chaos for much of the past decade……….

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