Monday, March 20, 2017

America's next Steve Bannon, soccer hooligans with death threats and Mulan goes song-less


- Call it the Mulan non-musical. Apparently there was enough singing in the original film, which dropped in 1998 and won a lot of praise for its animated retelling of the Chinese legend of Hua Mulan, because Disney’s upcoming remake of “Mulan” will not feature any songs. The first film included several musical numbers written by Matthew Wilder and David Zippel, but in transitioning the project to a live-action movie (i.e. making a movie without having to actually come up with a new story), the studio has decided to get rid of those musical numbers under the guidance of director Niki Caro, who said here are “no songs right now, much to horror of my children.” Since the tale itself is lady-centered, that seems to be where Caro and her crew are directing their focus. “Mulan is clearly an empowered-female story but we can also do something new in this reimagining, make it a little more muscular, stronger, with touch of Ridley Scott,” Sean Bailey, Disney’s President of Motion Picture Production, said of the movie. This is a growing trend for Disney, which also elected to drop the musical numbers from last year’s Jungle Book remake, utilizing only the song ‘The Bare Necessities’ within the movie itself and relegating the rest of the film’s iconic songs to the end credits. Some films have escaped that fate, including the top-earning movie from this past weekend, “Beauty and the Beast,” which features many of its original songs. The recycled Mulan project is due out some time next year, devoid of songs as it may be………


- Switzerland is known for its permissive banking laws, but those laws don’t exactly apply if Swiss banks are doing things that are illegal beyond its borders. That could totally kill the country’s rep as the cool nation where all the rich people stash their money if they want to diversify from their holdings in the Cayman Islands, but France doesn’t seem to give a damn and a French court has ordered Swiss bank UBS AG to stand trial in France for allegedly helping wealthy French clients evade the country's tax authorities after it rejected as too pricey an out-of-court settlement offer from prosecutors. According to a French judicial official, investigating judges found the charges against the Zurich-based bank serious and strong enough to send the case to trial at a later date and it didn’t take long for the bank to fire back from its ivory, gilded tower. UBS AG said in a statement it disagrees with "the allegations, assumptions and legal interpretations being made" and that it will continue to "strongly defend ourselves,” the latter part of which is clearly true because their billions of dollars in resources should allow them to put on a good battle in a French criminal court against charges of illegal bank soliciting and aggravated money laundering. But the reassuring part is that nowhere in the world, at any time, do the wealthy use their immense resources to circumvent or outright buy justice in any way………


- Much to the surprise of no one, European soccer hooligans remain insane, inappropriate and dangerously stupid. It’s a reality reaffirmed on a near-daily basis and today’s reminder comes from Leicester City star Jamie Vardy, says he received death threats "walking down the street" and also alleged that his wife was the victim of a road-rage incident after he was rumored to be involved in a dressing-room revolt against coach Claudio Ranieri. Vardy, currently playing for the English national team in this week's internationals against Germany and Lithuania, was speculated to be one of a group of Leicester City players involved in a meeting with the club's owners hours before Ranieri was fired in the immediate aftermath of the Champions League round of 16 first-leg defeat against Sevilla. Vardy denied those rumors and put on a good show when it came to protesting his innocence.  "The stories were quite hurtful to be honest with you," Vardy said. "A lot of false accusations were being thrown out there and there's nothing us, as players, could do about it. "As soon as they were in the papers they were out there. We just had to put it to the back of our minds and concentrate on the football." The ugliest part of the story involved Vardy’s wife, Rebekah, who he claimed was driving in her car with the couple’s children in the back when some overly zealous soccer hooligans attacked the car, scaring everyone inside and proving once more than being a soccer fan and having a reasonable perspective on life are mutually exclusive endeavors…….


- How crazy has the past year-plus been as Mutated Orange in Chief Donald Trump ran for, was elected as and has served as America’s leader? Crazy enough that you can't totally discount the claims of an apparent wack-a-doo who drove to a security checkpoint near the White House in a stolen car and was arrested after stating "there's a bomb in the trunk,” that’s how insane. Later, a man identified in court documents as Sean Patrick Keoughan of Roanoke, Virginia, revised his tale and told authorities that the object in the trunk was an asteroid and that he communicates telepathically with the president. Keoughan approached the checkpoint at 10 p.m. Saturday and said he had a meeting with Trump and given the current lineup of crackpots around Trump, it’s entirely reasonable that he could not only provide great insights, but that he’d be the most sane and reasonable person in the room. Maybe when he approached again at 11 p.m. and made the statement about the bomb, security should have made sure there was no bomb and after that, tried to pry out whatever wisdom Keoughan wanted to impart to Trump. For now, Keoughan faces charges of threatening and conveying false information concerning the use of an explosive, which are punishable by a maximum of 10 years in prison. Prosecutors ordered a mental health screening and Keoughan is being represented by federal public defender Dani Jahn, but one has to wonder if America isn’t perhaps wasting the time, talents and wisdom of America’s next Steve Bannon or Kellyanne Conway………

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