Tuesday, March 07, 2017

La La Land on tour, Russia embraces hooliganism and Maine v. panhandlers


- Spring training is a serious, focused time for major leaguers across Arizona and Florida. It’s when they prepare for the season ahead, shaking off the rust and dust of a long offseason, lacing up their spikes once again…and warming up on the practice field to the dulcet tones of a mariachi band. Yes, life is all business, all the time at the Seattle Mariners spring training complex in Arizona, where teammates decided to do it up right for Leonys Martin’s birthday, hiring a four-member mariachi band to serenade the outfielder as he arrived in the clubhouse. Martin’s teammates must have paid well, because the band stuck with Martin throughout morning workouts, providing a charming soundtrack for much of the spring training complex. To Martin’s credit, he went along with the fun, donning a massive sombrero while taking swings in the batting cage, catching fly balls and doing running drills. A lot of people hate their birthday once they get past the age of 21, but Martin was a good sport and said it felt great to know that his teammates set up the surprise for him. He identified the team’s best player, pitcher Felix Hernandez, for setting up the surprise and when the team’s star wants to do something nice for your birthday, you smile and say thank you. For a guy who was born and raised in Cuba, Martin probably never thought he’d be making big money to play baseball while fully costumed mariachi band members serenaded him under the Arizona sun………


- Embrace who you are, Russia. You aren't a true world power, you aren’t a place with lots of class and style…but you are a nation with a surplus of soccer hooligans and that’s why you should listen to modern visionary/Russian lawmaker Igor Lebedev, who sits in the Russian parliament and has crafted an unorthodox solution to the country's problems with soccer hooliganism ahead of next year's World Cup. Lebedev wants to take what usually happens in the street and involves Molotov cocktails, lead pipes and shanks and legalize it, even turn it into a spectator sport. Inspired by the fact that organized groups of Russian fans, many with martial arts training, fought English fans on the streets of Marseille during last year's European Championship, Lebedev has called for "draka," the Russian word for "fight" -- 20 fighters on each side, unarmed, in an arena. This forward thinker posted a statement on the website of the nationalist LDPR party in which he said organized brawls "could turn fans' aggression in a peaceful direction." This guy is bold enough to believe that this wacky idea would serve as an "example" for English fans, who he described as undisciplined louts and poor fighters. "Russia would be a pioneer in a new sport," Lebedev proclaimed, suggesting that fights between different fan groups could draw crowds of thousands. "English fans arrive, for example, and start picking fights. And they get the answer -- challenge accepted. A meeting in a stadium at a set time." There’s plenty of fuel for this fire, as a Russian Premier League game on Saturday between CSKA Moscow and Zenit St. Petersburg was highlighted by brawls between groups of rival fans who fought one another and tried to break through a security fence. From a man who saluted Russian fans for their role in the violence in Marseille last year, this is merely the next breakthrough idea……..


- It was involved in one of the most memorable Oscar moments in decades and now, it’s going on the road. No, not the clusterf*ck account crew from PricewaterhouseCoopers, nor the award-presenting duo of Warren Beatty and Annette Benning…but “La La Land,” which may not have won the Oscar for Best Picture, but took home plenty of other award and will now be the centerpiece of an unusual barnstorming tour across the United States and United Kingdom in which its score will be recreated live by an orchestra and choir. The tour will begin with a special screening of Damian Chazelle’s musical, which stars Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, at the iconic Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles on May 26 and 27, with a 100-piece orchestra, jazz ensemble and chorus conducted by Justin Hurwitz, who composed the score for the project. Hurwitz was one of those who didn’t get their “La La Land” Oscar awarded and then taken away, as he actually did win (and keep) the award for Best Original Score. Seeing this new production won't be cheap, as tickets are expected to range between $50 and $90, but this tour won't just cover English-speaking corners of the world. While it will go through the U.S. and then on to Manchester, York, Bristol, Birmingham and Edinburgh in the U.K., it will also make stops in Canada, Mexico, Italy, Turkey and Switzerland and there are expected to be more locations added as this merry musical mirth rolls around the world……..


- That’s one way to tackle your city’s homeless/panhandling problem. City officials in Portland, Maine are considering offering panhandlers work to take them off the streets and into more productive lives. Granted, this is going to be tough to implement with a group of transients who often lack identification, a permanent address or the mental stability to function in society, but even so, the city is working on a 36-week pilot program that would offer panhandlers an opportunity to work for $10.68 an hour cleaning up parks and other light labor jobs, and connect them with social services. City officials say they’ve patterned their program after a similar one  in Albuquerque, New Mexico as a means of combating panhandling, which has become a pressing issue not only in thriving metropolises like Portland, Maine, but in other major cities around the country. Businesses complain that it hurts their profits because people don’t like passing by beggars to get into a store, while locals and tourists lament being hassled by panhandlers asking for money on sidewalks and at stoplights. Portland’s problems come even though the city has a law against aggressive panhandling and also tried to ban loitering on street median, but that median proposal was shot down when it was deemed unconstitutional by courts. Instead, maybe hiring panhandlers and receiving something productive from them in return for the money being put in their hands will help solve the problem and at this point, the city of Portland appears ready to try just about anything……..

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