Friday, March 03, 2017

Eating your fake passport, Canada v. jiu-jitsu and "Taboo" gets a Season 2


- Wait, isn't this why you take Brazilian jiu-jitsu classes? So if some bully rolls up on you, trying to take advantage of you or prevent you from doing what you want to do, you have the means to handle the situation. But apparently the knowledge of combat skills and toughness take a back seat to politeness in Canada, where the annual Canadian championship in Brazilian jiu-jitsu is D.O.A. after nearly a decade of operating without a hitch. The event was scrapped at the last minute, with officials announcing the cancellation of the event due to police characterizing it as illegal and threatening to arrest those who took part in the tournament. A Facebook post laid out the postponement of the event, which was to take place in Montreal. The National Pro Jiu-Jitsu group announced the competition would be postponed until March 5 because police had threatened to arrest the 240 registered participants, aged 9 and up, on the grounds that Canada's Criminal Code states only combat sports recognized by the International Olympic Committee are allowed in the country. Because jiu-jitsu is not in the IOC's program, police can technically deem the tournament illegal, but the counter from event organizers is the claim that Brazilian jiu-jitsu isn't a combat sport at all according to the Criminal Code definition of "an encounter or fight with fists, hands, or feet." See, punching and kicking is allowed in Japanese jiu-jitsu, but Brazilian jiu-jitsu involves grappling, so it’s totally legal…….


- The first season may have lost a sh*t-ton of money, his character’s incessant grunting may have given way to an infamous YouTube mash-up and the network that airs the show may be on the fence about it’s future, but Tom Hardy won’t let go of “Taboo.” Hardy has confirmed that there will be a second season of the show even though he reportedly lost as much as $3 million on the first season. With those numbers floating around, the BBC refused to confirm whether the show would get a second season even though the critics had a largely positive take on the series. According to Hardy and producer Stephen Knight, there will be a second season and it will be something to behold. “In my mind, explosive stuff is going to happen, which will be great, should it happen,” Knight said. “There’s a great destination for it, but I don’t know if we’re in a position to talk about the actual details of it.” Well played, S. Claim that there’s an amazing, memorable new story to be told, but claim that you can't share details of it…great tease, even if it’s probably not true. Hardy had his producer’s back, building onto Knight’s comments and tying them back to the first season. “We’re onto the next stage. The key really is Colonnade. When he says, ‘We are Americans,’ James is very ambiguous with how much information he’s going to give,” Hardy said. “In his mind, you will know when the time is right.” It all sounds compelling, but so did the first season and that didn’t do nearly as well in the ratings as Hardy or the BBC had hoped or expected……..


-  It’s the curious showdown of guy who protects these here United States by serving in the military and police officers tasked with protecting a specific part of the U.S. by enforcing laws and eating doughnuts. On one side is Glen Carr, an active-duty Army major who moved to Miami in August to study and has spent his spare time antagonizing the long arm of the law by taking pictures of city police cars he says were illegally parked. According to the ironically named Carr, he’s sent at least 125 complaints—along with photographs to support his claim—to police departments in or around Miami-Dade County showing squad cars in place they ought not be. But he insists that he’s not on some crusade to get back at police for giving him traffic citations over the years or for abusing their power - and those they serve - across America in recent years. “It’s not like I’m against them,” Carr said. “I just want them to be better at what they do. I feel they don’t hold each other accountable.” A normal citizen who engaged in this sort of effort would probably find himself on the receiving end of plenty of, um, unfriendly encounters with cops every time he drove, walked down the street or entered a business, but Carr is a guy who served for nine months at remote base near the Pakistan border just after the 9/11 terror attacks. Maybe that conscience that led him to serve is the same thing that led him to notice police disobeying the same laws they enforce four years ago as he was teaching his daughter how to drive. Seeing two police cars speeding at 80 in a 55-mph-zone without their lights on made its mark on him and now, he’s looking to make his mark on the law. He says some departments have ignored him, but others have (lied) vowed to look into his allegations, probably right after they look into his every move when he gets behind the wheel in their community……..


- There are few more terrifying positions to be in than traveling illegally and on foreign soil. You cannot get caught because if you do, none of the potential outcomes are even remotely good. Arrest, deportation and more are possible, so when Chicago White Sox first baseman Jose Abreu was trying to reach the United States via illegal travel as part of a Cuban ballplayer smuggling operation, it was a tense time. He carried a fake passport aboard an Air France flight from Haiti to Miami and was petrified about what would happen to him once he landed. His answer? Try to eat that fake passport, chowing down on the page containing a false name and his photo. He told a Miami federal jury that he traveled illegally because he was worried he would miss an October 2013 deadline and lose the $68 million contract he eventually signed with Chicago. "If I had not been there on that particular day, the deadline, then the contract would not be executed and would no longer be valid," Abreu told jurors. "We had to be in Chicago to sign the contract." The reason Abreu is now talking is because he was called to testify in the case against Florida-based sports agent Bartolo Hernandez and baseball trainer Julio Estrada, who are accused of alien smuggling and conspiracy. That dynamic duo is accused of operating a ring that took Cuban players from the communist-governed island to intermediary nations where they could establish residency and then sign profitable Major League Baseball contracts. It’s hard to argue with Abreu’s approach, given the deal he got and that he was American League Rookie of the Year in 2014. He talked because he received limited immunity for his illegal conduct -- meaning he won't be prosecuted if he tells the truth on the witness stand. Other former Cuban stars, including Adeiny Hechavarria of the Miami Marlins and Leonys Martin of the Seattle Mariners have also testified, but only Abreu has copped to chomping down on his passport, which he told the jury he obtained in Haiti. He was eventually allowed to remain in the U.S. because he had reached American soil despite having no travel documents under the "wet-foot, dry-foot" policy recently rescinded by former President Barack Obama………

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