Monday, February 08, 2016

Stone Temple Pilots seek singer, eagles v. Dutch drones and who's doping in track and field now


- What’s the point of behind the mayor of a relatively anonymous town in Kentucky if you can’t extort convicted criminals for sexual favors? There is no real glory in presiding over a place like Shepardsville in and of itself and whether you serve as mayor for one term or for decades, neither the modest financial compensation nor the recognition you receive from citizens is enough to make a man or woman want to sacrifice countless hours of their time in the name of civil service. Shepherdsville Mayor Scott Ellis knows this well and has clearly known it for some time, which is why he’s been at the center of an investigation for convincing a parolee with a drug conviction on her record to perform sexual favors for him in his office. Ellis had been indicted for solicitation of prostitution, but managed to get those charges dropped even though he admitted to using his position to get sexual favors from a woman on parole. Ellis, ever the slimy politician, claims he was coerced into confessing to Bullitt County Sheriff’s detective Lynn Hunt that he did have oral sex with a woman on parole for a drug conviction. Authorities discovered Facebook messages between Ellis and the woman documenting favors taking place between June and December 2014. According to prosecutors, Ellis paid $40 to $60 for the parolee’s tanning bed visits, promised a pardon for her convictions and called an apartment complex on her behalf. In return, he received oral sex from her in his office, although last year he insisted he never had any sexual relationship with the parolee and only gave her $20 for her parole supervision fee as a friend. Yes, the ol’ mayor-convict BFF arrangement. But….the Facebook messages. “What I meant by you need something and I need something. Is you needed money for your phone and I needed a bj or sex (sic),” Ellis wrote in an October 2014 message. Among the mayor’s other lies were that he promised to try to get the woman a pardon “just to shut her up.” In the end, having sex behind his desk in his office seems to speak loud enough……….


- It’s time to dive into who’s been trying to game the international sporting community through doping. The game never really ends and when the conversation stops, it’s typically because the world gets tired of talking about it for a bit. Russia was in the crosshairs a few months ago and has promised to combat widespread, systematic doping in its track and field program, so let’s all shift our attention to China. The International Association of Athletics Federations, track’s governing body, is investigating the authenticity of a two-decade-old letter suggesting state-sanctioned doping in the 1990 and putting longstanding world records set by Wang Junxia in the women's 3,000 and 10,000 meters in doubt. If Wang is found to have doped, the former Olympic and world champion could have her records annulled. She reportedly penned a letter, signed by nine other members of coach Ma Junren's training program, in 1995 in which she revealed that athletes were forced to take banned substances and that Ma injected athletes. "It's all true that Coach Ma had beaten, verbally abused and mistreated us for years," said the letter, dated March 28, 1995. "It's also true that he had coaxed or forced us into using large quantities of banned drugs.” In the letter, Wang said it was necessary to bring the misdeeds to light “because we don't want to see the same thing to happen to the next generation.” The IAAF acknowledged the letter and said it has asked the Chinese Athletics Association to assist with an investigation to verify if the letter is legit. All of this is tied to a recently published chapter about Ma's track team, a chapter that had been banned for years but was printed in 2014 when publishing authorities allegedly believed the Chinese public would be able to accept the scandal. Of course, Wang tried to cover her tracks by denying doping in 2008 and crediting her record performances to her youth, health and a brutal training regimen.………


- Don’t think the Dutch are a bunch of tulip-sniffing stoners who ride bikes everywhere they go and power their entire country with historic windmills. Those are ugly stereotypes and ignore the fact that although small in size, the Netherlands is a country with great ideas and forward thinkers. Ask yourself this question: Has anyone else come up with a great, low-tech way to combat the growing menace that is rogue drones wreaking havoc in skies around the world? No, they haven't, but Dutch police have and they’re looking to bring a "low-tech solution to a high-tech problem” by utilizing eagles against unauthorized drones. With help from the Hague-based raptor security firm Guard From Above, police are training eagles to spot and take down the drones. A video released by the police shows two eagles in a warehouse with their handlers, taking out drones in the air, although the video itself does have a bit of a staged feel to it because in the video, the drones are slightly smaller than the birds, which makes it seem like this was all set up to make these birds look good. Will they still fare well against larger drones?  "These birds are used to meeting resistance from animals they hunt in the wild, and they don't seem to have much trouble with the drones," Guard From Above representative Sjoerd Hoogendoorn said. The first step is training the birds to recognize drones as prey, but a close second is fighting off the animal rights kooks who worry that  the birds' drone-killing could affect their welfare. At least one scientific research group is doing research to determine whether this is the case, but experts contend that the eagles' sharp eyesight and sense of timing should protect them from harm. In other words, let the battle in the skies commence………


- Here’s hoping Stone Temple Pilots know what they’re doing…. and that they don’t pull an INXS on this one. The ‘90s rockers who are still around and trying to cling to a shred of relevance recently dealt with the surprising death of former frontman Scott Weiland and although the mercurial rocker had been gone from the band for some time, his death in December was still a shock. In recent times, STP had used Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington (or co-frontman, as Bennington is the group’s designated screamer while Mike Shinoda is the other frontman and designated rapper) as its leader singer, but Bennington already has a gig and has announced his intentions to go back to whatever the hell it is that Linkin Park has devolved into. That leaves STP with both a lingering sadness about Weiland and a need for a new lead singer, prompting the band to post instrumental-only versions of their tracks 'Interstate Love Song,’ 'Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart' and 'Vasoline' to their website with an invitation for every world-be rock star in the world to put their own spin on the tunes vocally. “We've already heard from many talented people, but want to make this an opportunity for many more so we've set up a way for you to do just that,” the message reads. "We are officially announcing that we are seeking a new vocalist to front Stone Temple Pilots. If you think you have what it takes to front this band, record with this band, and tour with this band, we would dig hearing from you. No one will ever "replace" Scott, that was never the intent. The intent is for Stone Temple Pilots to continue on, to evolve, and to do what we do... make music! We look forward to seeing you." At least they’re not hosting a reality show to find a new singer, as INXS did, but it’s hard to see this one not ending badly for all involved………

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