Friday, February 12, 2016

Riot Watch! Greece, pigs + New Hampshire primary and Charlize Theron may get "Fast & Furious"


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Greece has been an angry place for a long time now, struggling through a long economic crisis and topping off its tensions with migrants crashing its borders. In that sort of tempestuous environment, it’s easy to overlook yet another uprising by yet another angry group, but don’t sleep on protesting Greek farmers who are planning to camp outside parliament and hold a 48-hour protest against planned pension reforms. Pension reforms generally don’t move the needle all that much, but these angry agricultural advocates from around the country are planning to build from 70 highway and road blockades around the country into a full-fledged confrontation with the leftwing government, which is struggling to implement austerity measures demanded by bailout lenders. The rest of the European Union would very much like to see Greece follow through on its promises, but not these farmers. They are standing boldly against Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras, who earlier this week rejected demands to scrap the planned pension system overhaul and start a full round of negotiations with professional groups and opposition parties. "It is clear that this reform is not optional,” the minister told a cabinet meeting. Unfortunately for the farmers, Tsipras is correct, yet their perspective remains focused much more narrowly and not on the fact that their country is on the brink of total financial collapse if these reforms fail and it doesn’t receive the monetary assistance it so desperately needs in order to avoid a fall into the infinite abyss………


- Charlize Theron is generally not the sort of actress who you instinctively cast in a villainous role, but she actually has played a few bad apples in her successful career. Whether it’s “Monster” or “Snow White and the Huntsmen,” Theron has proven that being really pretty doesn’t prohibit her from being evil on screen and that seems to be the hope for director F. Gary Gray and screenwriter Chris Morgan, who are reportedly interested in casting her in the role of a fierce female villain in the next “Fast & Furious” film. Set to drop next year as the eighth film in the series, it will be the first of what Vin Diesel recently confirmed at the three final films in the auto racing franchise. Having an Oscar-winning Monster actress on board aside marginally talented actors and their souped-up cars would be a nice coup, although Theron has reportedly yet to see the film's script or receive any kind of formal offer. She did show off her action ability in last year's “Mad Max: Fury Road,” which has been nominated for 10 Oscars, and the real question is whether she’s going to so vastly out-act Diesel and the rest of the cast that it gets a bit awkward on set. With or without Theron, “Fast & Furious 8” will speed into theaters next April, followed two years later by the ninth movie in the franchise and two years after that by the 10th and final chapter. Diesel is on track to make good on his promise that the  franchise will end with "one last trilogy," although saying goodbye to that sort of money-making machine after the last one, “Fast & Furious 7,” was the most successful to date with $1.5 billion in global earnings is going to be tough no matter when it happens………


- Oh, the symbolism was rolling deep in New Hampshire on Primary Day earlier this week. As all manner of political filth, wallowing in the mud and candidates well-versed in dishing out all manner of political pork as they corruptly discharge the duties of their elected offices, fate delivered a grunting, smelly incarnation of what politics are all about at a polling station in Pelham Tuesday morning. Police were called to the polling station, located at the local high school, shortly after 9 a.m. for a report of a loose pig that had wandered into the parking lot for voters. Pelham seems to be the sort of place where a loose pig wandering into a parking lot or grocery store isn't that out of the norm, but having a 600-pound pig lurking outside as many older people showed up to vote seemed like a bad idea. Officers did some of their best investigative work to date and discovered that the pig came from a local farm, so they tracked down its owner and averted any further drama - at least of the non-political kind. The owner came to the school to retrieve his wayward quadruped and took the pig home, though it’s not clear whether the animal voted for Donald Trump before being escorted off the premises. These are the sorts of incidents that happen when the first two states to hold their primary or caucus are Iowa and New Hampshire, but having an unwashed, unsavory outsider to distract us all from the filthiness of the 107 Republican candidates still in the race (numbers approximate) was nice while it lasted………..


- That didn’t take long. After bouncing from a massive doping scandal involving the Russian track and field program to a possible doping scandal dating back to the 1990s with their Chinese counterparts, only a few days passed before the latest allegations of systemic cheating by way of performance-enhancing drugs surfaced courtesy of two Kenyan athletes serving four-year bans for doping at the 2015 world championships. Joy Sakari and Francisca Koki Manunga have little to lose at this point, so they’re throwing crap against the wall and seeing what sticks, namely their allegation that the chief executive of Athletics Kenya, the country's governing body for track and field, asked them each for a $24,000 bribe to reduce their suspensions. This pair of cheaters said CEO Isaac Mwangi asked for the payment in an Oct. 16 meeting and sound like they would have paid it - if only they could have raised the money. As they tell it, a month later they were informed of their four-year bans in an email but didn’t file a criminal complaint because they had no tangible proof to back up their bribery accusation and also feared repercussions. Believe it or not, Mwangi dismissed the allegation as "just a joke," denied ever meeting privately with the athletes and said Athletics Kenya can't shorten suspensions anyhow. "We have heard stories, athletes coming and saying, `Oh, you know, I was asked for money," Mwangi said. "But can you really substantiate that?" Notice that he never denied asking for a bribe, but instead selectively attacked other, less important parts of their claim. In their limited defense, Sakari, a 400-meter runner, and Manunga, a hurdler, said they would be willing to testify to the ethics commission of the IAAF, the global governing body of athletics, which is already is investigating allegations that AK officials sought to subvert anti-doping in Kenya, solicited bribes and offered athletes reduced bans………

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