Thursday, February 11, 2016

Defending your right to get orange, hockey fight standards and another "Saw" movie


- If ever there was a movie franchise that couldn’t be killed, “Saw” would be it. It’s a terrifying horror franchise full of psychological and physical pain and suffering, so extending it to an eighth movie after the previous seven films have banked a collective $873 million at cinemas globally is as sure a thing as there is in Hollywood. And so it is that Lionsgate has confirmed that eighth film while in the process of recruiting writers for the project. The new film will be called “Saw: Legacy,” with writers Josh Stolberg and Pete Goldfinger having been selected to write the script. Anyone questioning whether these guys are capable of writing a great horror movie will probably still be asking those question after hearing that the duo’s recent projects have included the “Piranha” films and “Sorority Row.” Suffice it to say that no one has ever mistaken those movies for being good, but maybe original “Saw” director James Wan and writer Leigh Whannell serving as executive producers will keep this thing on track. It’s been 12 years since the first “Saw” movie was released and that 2004 success story took in some $103 million worldwide from a tiny budget of $1.2 million. Boosted by that success, sequels followed once a year until 2010 and then, after the release of “Saw 3D,” the money train came to a halt. All seven films followed the graphic, brutal exploits of a psychotic serial killer known as Jigsaw, who never murders anyone directly, electing to set up traps that pit two or more victims against each other to find out whose will to survive is greatest……….


- There isn't much to like about the tyrannical reign of Turkish despot Recep Tayip Erdogan. That makes today especially rare and worthy of celebration, bearing in mind that we may never again have reason to give this man credit for one of his political decisions. However, even Erdogan seems positive when stacked up against the filthy, reprehensible habit that is smoking. The repressive dictator has made a public push to stamp out smoking in his country and after pushing Turks to put down their cancer sticks, he’s stepping up to reward those who took up the challenge - or at least didn’t fight back after he snatched away their cigarette packets and made them promise to quit. In “celebration” of this occasion, Erdogan hosted a reception for some 300 people who have quit smoking, including 18 people whom he has personally persuaded to give up. Personal persuasion may be another way of saying threatening to imprison someone and take away all their worldly possessions, but if it gets someone to quit lung darts, then so be it. "There can be no such freedom as the freedom to smoke,” Erdogan told his guests at the reception, which included a display of cigarette packets inscribed with the names of their former owners. Turkey banned indoor public smoking in 2009 and ever since, Erdogan has spearheaded a government drive to reduce smoking rates in the nation of heavy smokers. Props to him for doing everything in his power to rip his people’s right to do something and for the first time in recorded history, picking something that actually should be taken away……….


- Hockey is fighting and fighting is hockey. The two entities are inextricably intertwined and yet, there are standards for what one man can do while attempting to bludgeon another man with his fists while on the ice. The New York Rangers are of the opinion that Philadelphia's Wayne Simmonds crossed that line when he attempted to cave in Rangers captain Ryan McDonagh’s face in the Rangers' 3-2 shootout victory over their division rivals. All Simmonds has suffered for giving McDonagh a concussion with his punch is ejection from the game, but Rangers coach Alain Vigneault wants more. "What I didn't expect was the reaction from the league," Vigneault said. "An All-Star player gets sucker-punched, goes down. I wonder if that's [Sidney] Crosby, what happens? What are the consequences? And on top of that, a player breaks his stick, throws it at the referee. In the rulebook, that's automatic. It's three games. And nothing happens. It's not even on the sheet after the game." McDonagh, meanwhile, missed Monday night's game against the New Jersey Devils because of the concussion, the team announced. Simmonds received a five-minute match penalty and game misconduct for punching McDonagh, but it was his stick throw in the direction of the officials that ensured he would no longer be an active part of the game. Leaving another man in a crumpled heap after suffering a left cross to his jaw is typically a hockey thing to do, but if it’s seen as a cheap shot or sucker punch, then odds are someone is going to get jacked up the next time these division rivals face off on the ice………


- Find other ways to get your orange on, Massachusetts teenagers. Gov. Charlie Baker has inked a bill banning teenagers younger than 18 from using indoor tanning beds, saying the ban will reduce the risk of skin cancer among teenagers. The new law also prohibits those under the age of 18 from working at tanning salons or gyms that offer indoor tanning, which might be a bit of an overreach, but surely comes as a proud moment for Walpole state Sen. Jim Timilty, who has been working on this legislation for a decade now. Tanning beds in general are a hazard to the world and a way for karma to catch up with especially vain people who believe that looking like Donald Trump and John Boehner is desirable, but sadly it’s not yet possible to travel back in time and erase the invention of these light-projecting menaces altogether. Supporters of the Massachusetts bill, including many dermatologists, have warned that people who use tanning beds have a higher risk of developing melanoma, which is the deadliest form of skin cancer. “Given the fact that this is something the legislature has been talking and debating for a while,” Baker said of the bill. “I think both [Lt. Gov. Karyn Polito] and I felt that it was important to sign it and put it to bed.” Oh wow, a tanning bed pun, you do NOT get those nearly often enough. Of course, the dissenting voice in all of this has been tanning salon owners, the leathery-skinned entrepreneurs who argued that the law would hurt their business and that indoor tanning is safe as long as it’s done responsibly. These kooks are using feeble, entirely self-serving logic, of course, but you know they have to fight for their right to drastically increase strangers’ chances of contracting skin cancer………..

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