Monday, February 15, 2016

Government-sponsored Riot Watch!, A$AP Rocky's Wavy Wednesdays and ass hats v. donkey basketball


- New music is hard to come by for many artists, who take their time recording new albums and often delay releases for any number of creative reasons. Having a good artist who not only commits to releasing new tracks, but promises to do so on a regular, frequent basis is a minor musical miracle and that makes it exciting news that A$AP Rocky has announced a new music strategy called Wavy Wednesdays. Starting last week, the rapper shared two new songs via Twitter - one from new A$AP Mob member Playboi Carti and one from A$AP Ferg in 'L.Y.B.B.' He tagged each one with the words Wavy Wednesday and after that slightly cryptic debut effort, A$AP has clarified has future plans for the idea. A fan asked him when the masses will get to hear new music and during the question-and-answer session, the rapper replied, "WE PUTTING OUT NEW MUSIC EVERY WEDNESDAYS....WAVY WEDNESDAY'S." Grammatically stunted as that response might be, it offers hip-hop fans a nice mid-week bonus going forward and while rap tends to see mix tapes and diss tracks dropped on the regular, keeping the new music scene fresher than it is in other genres, A$AP has cranked out enough good tunes that having something fresh from him on a weekly basis is a digital gift that will keep on giving……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Uprisings are always great and revolts are to be appreciated, but it doesn’t have the same feel if those riots are government-sanctioned demonstrations. Governments typically don’t promote revolts because they’re typically the targets of such actions, but it’s a rare day in Burundi, where the government took the unusual step of encouraging its citizens to rise up against neighboring Rwanda, whom it accuses of supporting a rebellion to topple Burundi's president. Thousands of sheep, er, compliant Burundians participated in the demonstrations, which underscored the worsening relations between the Central African neighbors since Burundi President Pierre Nkurunziza was re-elected for a disputed third term. Like many African despots who refuse to leave office and either rewrite laws or simply ignore existing ones to remain in power, Nkurunziza has stayed in office under controversial circumstances and as a result,  Burundi has been rocked by violent street protests since Nkurunziza's April announcement that he would seek another term. Some 400 people have died since then in violent street protests, assassinations, attacks by a rebel group and a failed coup attempt, making Burundi one of the most exciting political shows on the planet for a few months. Not everyone is a fan of that show, as more than 200,000 Burundians have fled to neighboring countries, mostly to Rwanda. In light of those numbers, Burundi is accusing Rwanda of training and arming rebels in the refugee population and in response, Rwanda said it plans to relocate 75,000 Burundian refugees to other countries……….


- Will they wear them? It’s great that this spring training, 20 big league pitchers will receive newly designed protective headwear designed to protect their melons from the impact of line drives hit back at them, but unless those pitchers are willing to look weird in the name of safety, this collaboration between Major League Baseball and the MLB Players Association won't do any good. A hybrid of a cap and a helmet" is how MLB vice president Patrick Houlihan described the customized hats that weigh 10 to 12 ounces and feature a carbon fiber shell and roughly resemble sun visors with extended forehead and temple coverage and single earflaps like batting helmets. The protective gadgets have an average thickness of about 0.7 inches that is thicket in places most susceptible to catastrophic injury, according to Boombang, the company hired to design and produce the them. The company conducted research is says showed that line drives to the side of the head -- a pitcher's most vulnerable area -- typically strike right-handers on the right and lefties on the left because of follow-through position. That led Boombang to make the hats righty- and lefty-specific and in hopeful comments, Houlihan and MLBPA assistant general counsel Bob Lenaghan said they are optimistic the pitchers will embrace the partial head covering supplemented with nylon New Era performance skull caps. The headgear has been in development since May 2014 and included input from pitchers, including the dozen who have been hit in the head by line drives since September 2012. Tampa Bay's Alex Cobb, who sustained a mild concussion and experienced vertigo for two months after he was hit in the head in 2013, tried a prototype last year and said it both felt and looked good……….


- Whatcom County sounds like a made-up place or possibly a new Netflix-produced sitcom about a tech-loving nerd community, but it turns out to be neither and is instead a place where animal rights kooks are trying to stop a high school fundraiser in which people play basketball while riding donkeys. Ferndale High School is ground zero for a contentious battle between the Whatcom Humane Society and the Ferndale FFA club. The club, over the objections of the WHS, held its basketball game featuring various local dignitaries sitting atop uncooperative beasts of burden, careening around the court as unfortunate volunteers are tasked with keeping the floor clean of donkey droppings. The unoriginal argument made by the WHS is that  it's cruel to play donkey basketball because of its irrational fears about the donkeys being pushed, pulled, kicked or punched by riders. Yes, punching donkeys is apparently a default behavior for a person who is unfamiliar with riding one of these animals if that animal doesn’t cooperate in helping them win a meaningless exhibition basketball game. Caught in the middle of this battle was Donkey Sports Inc. owner Bruce Wick, who provides the donkeys for the annual event. Wick said he has never had animal rights groups show up to protest at any other games and insisted that the donkeys are well trained and riders aren't allowed to pull or jerk them. Amazingly, the powers that be did not buckle to the will of the animal rights maniacs and cancel the game, so all the WHS accomplished here is to bring more attention and free publicity to an event it believes perpetrates a heinous and unforgivable evil on some of God’s most docile and gentle creatures walking this earth of ours……..

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