Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Donald Trump hearts Tunisia, Iggy Pop peaces out and soccer fans calm down - relatively speaking


- Soccer fans/hooligans are not the sort of people you want to piss off. They’re willing to burn down their own stadium, destroy their own city and take the world to the brink of nuclear war - and that’s just when the home team wins by four goals instead of five against its hated rival. So the fact that all thousands of Liverpool fans did near the end of a 2-2 draw against Sunderland over the weekend is walk out in the 77th minute in a protest against increased ticket prices is actually a relief. About 10,000 enraged fans carried out the pre-planned walk-out -- the first in Anfield's 132-year history --  after Liverpool this week announced a $112 match ticket, up from $86, and a $1,500 season ticket. The club claims the new price structure -- which includes 45 percent of match tickets decreasing in price, 64 percent of season tickets reduced or staying the same in cost, better availability for local fans and around $1,500 $14 tickets for the riff-raff - offers greater accessibility and affordability. The enraged protestors were having none of it, so with their team leading 2-0 in the 77th minute, thousands headed for the exits. Coincidentally, Sunderland then rallied with two late goals to earn a draw and fan groups Spirit of Shankly and Spion Kop 1906 can now argue that their team fell apart without them. The club is something of an easy target because it’s owned by Americans, Fenway Sports Group, so anything they do can easily earn them derisive calls of damn Yankees………


- Oh, this is going to go over really well in New York City. Everyone loves it when elected officials of local government bodies decide to give themselves more money even though their town is full of people struggling just to pay the bills and feed their families. That’s doubly true in NYC, where the New York City Council raised its pay by a whopping 32 percent to end last week on the grounds that their massive spike in income was tied to new rules that limit their outside income. The 51-member council voted 40-7 to approve the pay-raise legislation, giving itself the first raise since - gasp! - all the way back in 2006. With this vote, members’ salaries are rising from $112,500 to $148,500, retroactive to Jan. 1. The big winner is speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito, whose salary is increasing from $112,500 to $164,500. “Every dollar is a worthy investment in a government that works full time,” said councilman Ben Kallos, a Manhattan Democrat, as he voted in favor of the bill. Wow….the brass pair and gag reflex you need to say that sentence and not either break out in hysterical laughter or have your past spontaneously burst into flames. Kallos boldly argued that the raise was reasonable because members worked hard and because the legislation restricted outside incomes and eliminated stipends earned for committee work or for fulfilling other council leadership positions. Wonder how this will go over with the Independent Quadrennial Advisory Commission, appointed by Mayor Bill de Blasio last year to assess the pay of elected officials. After all, every member who serves as a committee or subcommittee chairman is eligible for just a paltry stipend of at least $8,000 and Mark-Viverito earned a meager $25,000 stipend as speaker. That’s hardly enough to pay for an extra leather living room set for your luxury Manhattan apartment with a nice park view………..


- One of the most indestructible forces in punk rock may be ready to go quietly into that dark night. Iggy Pop, who is more than four decades into being a pint-sized badass known for rolling around on stage in broken glass from shattered beer bottles, delivering straightforward, shredding punk tunes and stage diving with reckless abandon well past retirement age, has revealed that 'Post Pop Depression,' his new album with Queens Of The Stone Age's Josh Homme and Dean Fertita and Arctic Monkeys' Matt Helders, may be his last. "I feel like I’m closing up after this. That’s what I feel. It’s my gut instinct,” Pop said. He added that he wouldn’t stop making music all together, but would step away from recording albums and being an active artist. “To really make a real album you really have to put everything into it and the energy’s more limited now,” the rocker added. “The kind of artist I am, I’ve got something I can bring but it’s really about other people I can put together. I’m kind of a fan, too, I like to hang out, I like to be in bands, I like to hang around musicians." Before hanging it up, Pop will headline London's Royal Albert Hall with his new bandmates in May and his new album will drop soon. Perhaps wanting to enjoy every last minute without too much scrutiny, the project was recorded in secret last year, which may have been the first thing in his entire career that Iggy Pop has done either secretly or quietly……..


- Somewhere - from second place, possibly - Donald Trump is smiling, nodding and being more orange than any human has the right to be. Tunisia is doing the Donald proud with an anti-jihadi fence that's being built on the country's border with Libya to stop Islamist militants from entering Tunisian territory and it seems that Defense Minister Farhat Horchani is mighty proud of the new barrier as well. Horchani inspected the first completed part of the 122-mile fence over the weekend, getting a firsthand perspective on a project that aims to counter the threat from jihadi militants and render the entire border impassable by vehicles. According to Horchani, the project came about with financial assistance from Germany and the U.S., which can only make it more popular with any Muslims who aren't fans of the fence. The minister toured the in-progress defense structure with military personnel and dozens of journalists, taking in a sprawling structure composed of sand alongside water-filled trenches and monitoring centers. Tunisia has actually moved relatively quickly on the fence initiative, which was just announced last summer after two terrorist attacks in three months killed 59 foreign tourists and garnered world attention. Building a big-ass fence typically does not solve all of one’s problems, but it does give a government the ability to placate its people for a while and claim that it is doing everything within its power to keep out unwanted, evil people and make its tiny slice of the world that much safer. Of course, it also helps when you have a couple of world powers willing to foot much of the bill and ensure that your relatively poor nation doesn’t have to contribute much more than sand and hard labor to the construction of the newest, most foreboding portion of its largely unimpressive national defense system………..

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