Monday, July 20, 2015

Wyoming rifle drama, Tour de France human waste fun and when man bands implode


- Who the hell could have seen this coming? Groups of eight wannabe pop stars cobbled together by a reality TV show that creates music in the most horribly artificial setting possible are ALWAYS incredibly stable and never come apart quicker than the plot of a $200 million Michael Bay movie. That’s what makes it so totally stunning that Stereo Kicks, a man band stitched together on the British incarnation of “X-Factor,”  have announced their decision to split after less than a year together. These eight attention whores began life as solo artists in the 2014 series of the reality karaoke show and were brought together as a group by mentor Louis Walsh. The best part of these eight being assembled like a bad pop music version of Frankenstein’s monster is that they were eliminated at the quarterfinal stage of the show. Nothing says future musical world changers quite like being unable to outlast a half-dozen other wannabe karaoke hacks and getting jammed together as a group and yet, Stereo Kicks lasted longer than any other of the groups that went as far as they did on the show. Their legendary run included total failure to sign with a label and releasing just one single, 'Love Me So,’ which charted at No. 31 in June in the United Kingdom. This is the sort of musical loss from which the world doesn’t easily recover, so if everyone reading this needs to pause, take a deep breath and let some of the hurt out before continuing, feel free……….


- Is it important for everyone to actually show up when talks are held with the goal of ending unrest caused by the president of a country’s controversial bid for a third term? It seems like it might be a bit of an issue if government representatives fail to show up for negotiations and according to the facilitator of talks in Burundi, that’s precisely what happened.  Ugandan Defense Minister Crypus Kiyonga, who is acting as mediator, announced that the mediation process had to be adjourned just days ahead of Tuesday's presidential polls. Ever the optimist, Kiyonga stopped short of saying the talks had collapsed and said the government should be given a chance to explain itself, so maybe he is the right man to keep this process going. Then again, earlier United Nations-backed negotiations between the parties collapsed after the opposition insisted on President Pierre Nkurunziza's exit, so there’s an even better chance that this process was doomed from the start because neither side is willing to compromise and work with the other to achieve a fair and equitable solution. In the meantime, Burundi continues to be beset by violence that has left more than 100 people dead and over 144,000 refugees have fled the country since Nkurunziza announced his bid for a third term in April. One can only hope he wins that vote because clearly, he’s doing a wonderful job of uniting his country under his bold, visionary leadership………..


- The question isn’t whether a Tour de France spectator yelling "Doper!" and hurling a cup of urine at tour leader Chris Froome is a bad thing or not, but rather how we can get more of this sort of thing in cycling’s signature event. Froome may take exception to Stage 14 being “marred” by some kook who either pissed into a cup or worse still collected someone else’s urine and held it for hours to throw at a total stranger on a bike, but he shouldn’t. Before the alleged urine toss, how many people outside the cycling world were talking about the Tour de France? This thing hasn’t been relevant in mainstream sports since Lance Armstrong was doping and intimidating his way to seven titles and his ride at the front of the pack ended a decade ago. If it takes this sort of incident to return cycling to the top of the sports news list, so be it. "That's unacceptable on so many levels," Froome said . "He just sort of launched this cup toward me." British rider Stephen Cummings won the race, but it was a harsh day for Froome and his team. Prior to their top rider being doused with human waste, teammate Richie Porte said another person, also seemingly a spectator, punched him a few days earlier on a climb in the Pyrenees. As the leader of the biggest event in one of the dirtiest sports in the world, Froome has faced pointed questions about his dominant performance and alleged doping, but  "I'm not going to give up the race because a few guys are shouting insults." Despite dodging an artificial golden shower and not winning the stage, Froome was able to extend his already comfortable overall lead and fittingly, remain the holder of the signature yellow jersey that goes to that leader………


- Is anyone missing a really, really old gun they accidentally left in the Nevada desert and never went back for? If so, stop by the Cody Firearms Museum in Wyoming and claim it because right now, it’s merely on display for the masses after being found in the Great Basin National Park leaning against a juniper tree in November. The 130-year-old rifle found in the Nevada desert last year has raised plenty of questions that have yet to be answered. It’s a Winchester 1873 rifle  that was carefully collected and shipped to the museum, where its weathered wood was stabilized with an alcohol solution. “You have this gun that no one really knows what happened to it and it gets so much attention because of that,” said Ashley Hlebinsky, curator at the museum. The museum clearly went all out when it got the gun, going so far as having a team of researchers carry the firearm to a local hospital to be X-rayed under the patient name “Rifle.” Museum workers determined the rifle, which was massed produced and is billed as the “gun that won the west” was made in 1882, but they have nothing pointing them in the direction of its original owner. The gun’s lifter was removed so it was only capable of firing a single shot at once and trying to determine its origins has been difficult. Wildlife officials have no record of a fire in the region, which would help them date the gun's presence at the tree, had it survived the flames. Having the gun shrouded in mystery is actually better for business for the museum, which has the rifle preserved and on display, surrounded by 7,000 other guns. Even amongst the trappings of an NRA enthusiast’s wet dream, Hlebinsky said the Winchester is the star of the show. “I think a lot of it has to do with the allure and the mystique,” Hlebinsky said. “Why was it leaning up against that tree, how long has it been there, who left it and why.” Wouldn’t it be something if this entire controversy was one cooked up by a small town firearms museum in a slick effort to get people through its doors……….

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