Wednesday, July 01, 2015

NASCAR's redneck bonafides, Connecticut gets stoner-friendlier and Guns 'N Roses forge ahead


- If only the world gave a crap, more people in the world would have a place to take a crap. Instead, commodes remain a luxury that a whopping one-third of the world’s population does not have access to. That’s according to a report by the World Health Organization and UNICEF, underscoring the fact that those who live without toilets continue to pollute water sources and jeopardize public health and safety for millions worldwide. Those factors contribute to malnutrition and childhood stunting, impairing 161 million children both physically and mentally every year. "Until everyone has access to adequate sanitation facilities, the quality of water supplies will be undermined and too many people will continue to die from waterborne and water-related diseases," WHO public health department director Dr. Maria Neira said in a statement. The report’s authors evaluated progress on global targets set in 2000 for giving everyone access to clean drinking water and sanitation facilities while simultaneously making progress in combating poverty, hunger, disease and inequality. Those goals expire this year and having failed miserably on most of them, the United Nations is leading efforts to come up with a new set of "sustainable development goals" designed to divvy up some $2.5 trillion in development funds to be handed out through 2030. In defense of those fighting to better water access and sanitation, 2.1 billion people have gained access to better sanitation facilities since 1990, according to the report. Unfortunately, 2.4 billion people have seen no improvement, including 946 million people still relieving themselves outdoors. India remains the biggest trouble spot, with more than 640 million people defecating in the open, and not necessarily due to a lack of facilities. Multiple Indian governments have pledged to install toilets in every home,  but many people remain ignorant of the dangers of unsanitary practices. It’s a sickening story and one that won't get a new ending until there is a concerted effort to write one…………


- The issue isn't whether Guns N' Roses have enough new material to record "two or three" new albums, but whether any of those albums will suck less than 2008’s über-disaster “Chinese Democracy.” According to guitarist Richard Fortus, the past-their-prime metal band have been busy working on new material to follow up to “Democracy,” an album that should have been titled “A 400-pound Axl Rose and Anyone He Could Find Willing to Work With Him.” "So much has been recorded, we could get two or three albums, seriously," Fortus said. "We sent our files in all directions. We can't wait to put it out as soon as possible." Of course, “Democracy” took a decade to actually release and by the point it dropped, it had been drawn out for so long that there was no way it could live up to expectations. Hell, it didn’t even meet the expectations for your average New Kids On the Block album and before anyone buys too much into Fortus’ words,  keyboardist Dizzy Reed was quick to point out that although the band had a wealth of new material to choose from, they were still unsure about when any new records would be released. The final say on that, of course, goes to Rose. He’ll let the world know when he finishes his third bucket of KFC fried chicken of the day and in the meantime, his band is selling differing stories about the album’s fate and in the case of guitarist D.J. Ashba, getting into a brawl at a club in Las Vegas last week. Ashba, who joined the band in 2009 after Robin Finck parted ways with the group to rejoin Nine Inch Nails, was reportedly in a brawl at Planet Hollywood when another man objected to his use of an electronic cigarette at a Romeo Santos show………


- Duuuuude, the Nutmeg State is about to go herbal. Connecticut, which has been lagging behind the times with some of the most draconian drug laws  in the United States, is about to pass the blunt to the left and take a nice big drag from it with legal changes that will see its laws go from incredibly restrictive to relaxed and totally chill. The herb will be a lot less illegal going forward beginning this fall as  most drug possession crimes in the state become misdemeanors instead of felonies. State lawmakers approved legislation proposed by Gov. Dannel P. Malloy on bipartisan votes as part of a gradual movement in both liberal and conservative states to save hundreds of millions of dollars by decreasing prison populations. For a smaller state that still has its share of problems, eliminating a mandatory two-year prison term for possessing drugs within 1,500 feet of a school not only opens up a wealth of business opportunities for ganja entrepreneurs, it will help free up prison cells for those who commit violent crimes. State officials estimate the new law will save Connecticut about $19 million in prison costs over the next two years by decreasing the prison population and as everyone knows, if you make your state more stoner-friendly, you do yourself a big favor because stoners tend to be on the couch in their mother’s basement getting baked and watching “Beavis and Butthead” reruns rather than out committing the sort of serious crimes that will still earn them a trip to the gray bar hotel. This isn't quite on the level of Washington and Colorado legalizing the hippie lettuce for recreational use, but it’s a move in the right direction at least………


- Never has NASCAR been more locked in as the biggest redneck (non)-sport around. As the rest of the United States slowly stumbles toward the collective realization that despite any othe connotations it may have, the Confederate flag is first, foremost and irrevocably a symbol of hate, bigotry and intolerance that must not be flown anywhere populated by people with souls and an IQ above 17, the sport that isn't actually a sport is squarely in the middle of the mess. Enter Daytona International Speedway, which will implement a voluntary flag exchange program this weekend for any fans flying a Confederate flag during the track's traditional Independence Day race weekend. Any bigger changes will have to wait, DIS President Joie Chitwood said, because fans had purchased tickets and the event is so close to happening. Right, because leaving your hatemonger flag at home or stashing it under the rollout bed of your tricked-out RV is such a big task. "We want to be inclusive to everyone, and the last thing you want is for anyone to come to a sporting event and really not enjoy that experience because of symbols that really represent things we're not proud of," Chitwood said. “Going forward, we'll really have to look at where that other flag goes, because it doesn't have a place in our sport.” Not only does it not have a place in your sport, but it doesn’t have a place anywhere other than a storage trunk or some dusty back room at a museum. NASCAR already bans the flag from any official areas of its tracks and while NASCAR is a non-sport with roots in the South, but the June 17 murder of nine people at the Emanuel AME Church in Charleston pushed this issue to the forefront and now, organizations and governments need to answer for how they handle it. A voluntary exchange program like this is some guns or pills for cash exchange at the local police department is weak first step, but still a first step………

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