Friday, July 10, 2015

Illinois athletic department drama, why ambassadors don't quote anti-Semitic books and leaking Madonna's next crappy album


- Wal-Mart has recently come under fire for the low wages and poor benefits it provides for its employees. Sometimes, those issues can affect a person in ways no one would have predicted and the curious case of  Rico Robertson and Mariah Bustamonte is Exhibit A. An Oklahoma prosecutor is considering felony grand larceny charges against Robertson and Bustamonte after Robertson allegedly stole about $78,000 from the store while  disguised as an armored truck driver. Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation agent Derek White said in court documents that Robertson and his stepdaughter conspired with other family members  for the heist, in which Bustamonte  (allegedly) entered the Wal-Mart dressed similarly to a Loomis armored transport employee, walked casually to the cash office, signed for the money and strolled out of the store.  His deceit didn’t last long, as employees figured out what had happened and called police when the real Loomis employee arrived. Robbing a store where you work, even if it’s a massive operation wherein many employees don’t know each other and have no interaction with the bulk of the workforce, is a brass move. So far, no other arrests have been reported in the case, although the family members suspected of being involved may not be far behind in their own ride downtown in the back of a squad car. If only Wal-Mart weren't so damned cheap and chipped off another dollar or two an hour for its employees, maybe all of this drama could have been averted……..

- How do you prosecute someone for stealing something that should have negative value? Ask Israeli officials, who have jailed wannabe musician Adi Lederman for 14 months for hacking into pop skank Madonna and her collaborators' email accounts and selling the singer's unreleased music. If anything, the crime here is not stealing the music, but foisting more Madonna musical excrement on the world sooner than it was to be released. Lederman, who once competed on Israel's leading “X Factor” rip-off TV karaoke contest, was arrested in January on suspicion of stealing and selling unreleased songs from Madonna's 'Rebel Heart' album. He later confessed to the crimes under a plea bargain and as part of the deal, 14-month jail sentence and a fine of 15,000 shekels (nearly $4,000). The court noted in its ruling that it wanted to send a strong message to those who could be planning similar crimes. "The ease with which crimes such as this can be committed by those who have skills in the field, such as the accused, require an appropriate punitive response that has a deterrent and uncompromising message," the court said. Had this guy leaked the next Black Keys, U2, A$AP Rocky or Adele album, that court would be on point and then some. But factor in the walking musical gimmick that has been the Material Skank’s entire career and the sanctions for releasing it early just do not fit the crime. Justice is rarely uniform and hardly ever distributed evenly across the board and this case is a prime example of why that’s so often the case……….


- Never mind recalling your ambassador to another country because he quoted a notorious anti-Semitic text in a speech on foreign soil. Meet Palestinian Ambassador Imad Nabil Ghadaa, who has been called home following his controversial remarks at a conference in Santiago, Chile in May. The Foreign Ministry in the West Bank said Ghadaa will have to "clarify" his remarks at the event. Much of the heat on him came after a video of the speech was broadcast in Israeli media and Jewish folks got an earful of Ghadaa citing "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion," and says the creation of the state of Israel was a pretext meant to protect plans for "world domination." It’s not the sort of book you want to quote the way you might pull out a gem from Shakespeare or Mark Twain and there’s a damn good reason that you don’t hear a lot of people inserting their favorite  "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” quote into everyday conversations with co-workers and friends. This is even more noteworthy because it’s exceptionally  rare for a Palestinian ambassador to be summoned over remarks aimed against Jews. In fact, Palestinian envoys often speak negatively of Israel's policies and nothing happens to them. Ghadaa has served as ambassador to the South American country since March 2014, but this could end his stint in the southern hemisphere sooner than expected……….


- So who’s excited about the upcoming football season for the University of Illinois? It should be a riveting one given what is now hanging over the heads of athletic director Mike Thomas, football coach Tim Beckman and others who are at the center of a massive sh*t storm sparked by complaints and two lawsuits by former athletes alleging abusive treatment. In light of those allegations, an advocacy group for college athletes wants the university to fire Thomas, Beckman, women's basketball coach Matt Bollant and others. The National College Players Association is leading the charge on this campaign and executive director Ramogi Huma sent a letter Thursday to chancellor Phyllis Wise urging her to break off those who stand accused of various improper treatments of student-athletes. Seven former women's basketball players said in a lawsuit that coaches engaged in racist behavior, while three former football players have lodged complaints about their medical treatment and a former women's soccer player has filed suit over her treatment. It’s a hot mess and would seem to point to bigger problems within the athletic department than merely a rogue coach or two who thinks he or she operates outside the rules and when there are allegations of wrongful medical practices involved and lawsuits being thrown around like Beckman might hurl his headset on the sideline after a costly late-game fumble, it’s the sort of headache every university hopes to avoid. The good news is that this won’t exactly derail a potential Big Ten title run because that’s not really Illinois’ thing on the football field……..

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