Friday, July 03, 2015

Dukes of Hazzard v. having a soul, Guatemala's sh*t gets real and an NFL rookie/felon


- Boy, that de-escalated quickly. Not so long ago, California real estate developer Kelly Gearhart was honored as his city's citizen of the year. Now, he’s being sentenced to 14 years in prison for bilking investors who poured millions of dollars into failed development projects. Where did this all go wrong? Right around the time this scumbag committed wire fraud and laundered money, that’s when. He finally pleaded guilty last year to wire fraud and money laundering as part of a plea agreement with prosecutors and this week, Los Angeles federal Judge Otis Wright sentenced Gearhart, who now lives in Ohio, following moving testimony from s investors who said the developer robbed them of their savings and ruined their lives. "Kelly Gearhart is a thief and a liar," said LeNeya Ross, who said she and her husband lost $85,000 they invested in one of Gearhart's projects. "He is the greedy one who deserves to lose all his money and freedom. That's what he took from the investors and their heirs." Gearhart was a greedy scumbag in his criminal exploits, bilking more than 250 investors out of at least $15 million, federal prosecutors said. As part of his plea agreement with prosecutors, Gearhart admitted selling the same lots in a real estate project to multiple investors, telling them that they would be paid back with interest. He also used those the same lots to get bank financing and claimed that he was trying to dig himself out after he got caught up in the 2007 housing collapse. Firdaus Dordi, Gearhart's attorney, told the ultimate tale of a bad gambler who always thought he “would somehow find his way through this.” Gearhart did ultimately find a way out, but it involves a federal prison stint and using cigarettes as currency for the next decade or so……..


- You can take the criminal out of his element and put him in the NFL, but you can't excise those felonious tendencies from his character. One might think that giving a guy a chance to make hundreds of thousands - and eventually millions if he’s good enough - of dollars playing football would be incentive enough to lure a guy like Houston Texans rookie defensive tackle Brandon Ivory away from committing crimes for a living, but one would be wrong. Ivory and Nicholas Gerald Gibson III were charged with two counts of first degree burglary after being taken into custody and questioned by Tuscaloosa Police Department investigators following a break-in at a home Wednesday morning. Ivory was sent to the Tuscaloosa County Jail pending a $120,000 bond after he and his fellow Mensa wannabe allegedly kicked in the back door of the home, one armed with an assault rifle and one armed with a knife, assaulted one victim and took cash and two iPads. Yes, an undrafted rookie free agent trying to earn a roster spot isn't flush with cash, but Ivory has to have enough cash to buy his own iPad, right? Apparently not. "The Houston Texans are aware of the police report regarding defensive tackle Brandon Ivory in Tuscaloosa, Alabama," the Texans said in a statement after the arrest.  "At this time we will have no further comment until we gather all the relevant facts." The case is fairly linear, as officers made contact with Ivory and Gibson at their residence in Tuscaloosa and recovered the stolen items and weapons allegedly used in the burglary. Yet his agent, Jeff Guerriero, claims that his client is innocent and will be cleared of all charges. Look for a, “This person they ‘burglarized’ had items that belonged to them and they were merely recovering their own property,’ defense from this crew some time soon………


- Sh*t just got real in Guatemala. The Latin American nation’s constitutional court has revived a process that could strip President Otto Perez Molina of immunity from prosecution amid growing corruption scandals and that’s as real as it gets. Court President Gloria Porras announced that an injunction suspending the process last month was lifted after the court considered Perez Molina's petition, re-starting a process that could lead to impeachment. Vice President Roxana Baldetti already resigned in a customs scandal involving kickbacks for lower import duties allegedly headed by her private secretary, but that was merely the first juicy chapter in a story that gets better by the day. A second scandal saw officials allegedly award a $15 million contract for kidney treatments to a company lacking a license to perform the services. That seems suspicious and the very definition of government corruption, but let’s not jump on the graft bandwagon so hastily. Perez Molina has not been implicated and says he did nothing wrong and we all know that politicians are always forthright and candid when they’re accused of wrongdoing and are guilty of the offense. Instead, Molina has remained defiant and entrenched despite the fact that protesters regularly fill streets in the capital calling for his resignation. Here’s hoping that attitude continues for a while because the refusal of leaders to accept accountability for their misdeeds even though their citizens are revolting and pounding on the door demanding their exit is how effigies end up getting burned and how leaders’ heads end up on pikes being paraded through the center of the city as the bloodthirsty and enraged masses cheer, chant and celebrate the demise of someone who failed to run their country the right way. There’s still hope for that outcome here and the world is counting on you, Guatemala……….


- There seemingly is no end to the thread of string that is the Confederate flag controversy in these here United States. Now, Bo and Luke Duke are caught in the crossfire and these two good ol’ boys who just like driving around in their souped-up muscle car and trying to keep the local bumpkins from hitting on their smokin’ hot sister in her super-short jean shorts are losing air time because of the presence of the flag on their car. Yes, TV Land has pulled episodes of "The Dukes of Hazzard" from its schedule, a spokesperson confirmed following rumors that the show was taken off the air  due to its inclusion of a 1969 Dodge Charger known as the "General Lee" which has the Confederate battle flag painted on its roof. When the murders occurred last month at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina, no one really forecast a TV show that ran during the early 1980s and has maintained a bizarrely loyal cult fan base since then being pulled into the national debate in the aftermath. The General Lee is one of the most famous cars in TV history and its departure from syndicated daytime TV follows an announcement by Warner Bros. that its consumer products division would stop licensing General Lee toy cars and models. Ben Jones, a former U.S. congressman and actor who played the character Cooter on the series, isn't ready to give up his syndication money, er, the fight. "I think all of Hazzard Nation understands that the Confederate Battle flag is the symbol that represents the indomitable spirit of independence which keeps us 'makin' our way the only way we know how,'" Jones wrote on his Facebook page. "I will fight these people until hell freezes over. And then I will fight them on the ice." Make that ice thin and your chances of rescue once it breaks negligible and you’ve got a deal, Cooter……..

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