Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Tunisia is blowing up - or was supposed to, Robert Downey Jr. whines about big paydays and shorter NBA games


- Is less NBA a good thing? The Association is going to give it a try on Sunday and use the Brooklyn Nets and Boston Celtics as its guinea pigs. The plan is to evaluate if a shorter game could be a better one by playing a 44-minute preseason game as the league tests a format that features fewer minutes and fewer mandatory timeouts. As one might expect with four fewer minutes than the standard 48 and four quarters in an NBA game, the preseason game will feature four 11-minute quarters, one minute shorter than normal. What’s interesting is that the concept for the shorter game came from a suggestion by coaches to tighten up the games. Using a preseason matchup at Barclays Center to examine if the shorter model flows better is a safe zone in which to experiment and no long-term changes are currently being considered, so the paradigm isn't about to be reinvented just yet. Shorter games in theory would be one way to keep players healthier without the über-greedy owners having to do the unthinkable and surrender any games from the league’s current 82-game slate. "At our recent coaches' meeting, we had a discussion about the length of our games, and it was suggested that we consider experimenting with a shorter format," Rod Thorn, the NBA's president of basketball operations, said in a statement. "After consulting with our Competition Committee, we agreed to allow the Nets and Celtics to play a 44-minute preseason game in order to give us some preliminary data that will help us to further analyze game-time lengths." In the overhauled exhibition game, there will be two mandatory timeouts per quarter instead of the standard three in a typical NBA quarter. "I'm looking forward to gauging its impact on the flow of the game. Since there is a shorter clock, it affects playing time, so it'll be interesting to see how it plays into substitution patterns," Nets coach Lionel Hollins said. Wonder how fans will feel about four fewer minutes of their favorite stars…………


- Life is a harsh b*tch. Justin and Amanda Jarzynka were bound to find that out at some point, but the newlyweds simply stumbled into it sooner than expected. The couple united in holy matrimony over the weekend and before leaving Omaha for their honeymoon, they headed to their hotel, the Comfort Inn at 72nd and Grover streets. That’s also where they made the fatal mistake of packing Amanda Jarzynka 's F-250 Super Duty truck with their wedding gifts, gown and tuxedo. Shockingly, in an area where there have been 23 crimes in the last month within a one-mile radius, someone jacked their ride and made off with their wedding goodies. "It's a violation. It's your privacy. It's people that want to wish you well for your life and how tell you how special your marriage is and how they want all these great things for you and this is how it starts," Amanda Jarzynka said. "So it had all of our cards from everyone. You know well wishes, happy marriage and all this and that and everyone's beautiful things that they had to say and we'll never know what they had to say.” Yes, because you can't just call them up and ask them what they had to say, because that sort of technology just doesn’t exist yet. The good news is that the truck was found less than 24 hours after it was stolen, left less than two miles from Amanda Jarzynka’s home. The bad news is that the gifts, dress and tuxedo were gone. Police were able to determine that the thief or thieves used a screwdriver to jam into the ignition and start the truck and drive it away before cleaning out the interior and leaving behind nothing more than a Walmart receipt. The thief also made off with all of the cash from the wedding, meaning anyone who paid money to dance with the bride and groom could have spent their cash at the bar and had just as much of a monetary impact on the happy couple……….


- Robert Downey Jr. is almost there. The bombastic A-lister is reportedly close to signing a deal with Marvel Studios to appear alongside Chris Evans in “Captain America 3.” As fanboys already know, the film will co-opt the Civil War storyline from the Marvel comic books, pitting Downey’s Tony Stark against Evans’ Captain America (a.k.a. Steve Rogers) on opposing sides of the Superhero Registration Act, which forces anyone with superhuman abilities to reveal their identities to the U.S. government and agree to act as a police force for the authorities. In the Civil War story, Stark supports the initiative while Rogers argues that it threatens civil liberties and is forced to go on the run to avoid arrest. In some senses, the plot could definitely make Tony Stark a sort of villain in the story while simultaneously allowing for the introduction of a long list of new heroes to the Marvel movie universe in order to begin the phasing out of Downey, Scarlett Johansson and their peers. Downey is on record as saying that he would not return for “Iron Man 4” and thinks superhero movies were getting "a little bit old.” Making $50 million for a movie, as he did for “Iron Man 3,” probably helps alleviate that feeling, as it will certainly do when “Captain America 3” begins shooting next spring with the targeted release time frame of April 2016. Oh, and Downey is a long way from being done as Tony Stark, as he will also play the part in next year’s “The Avengers: Age of Ultron,” in cinemas in April 2015………….


- Who’s ready to head to the polls on Oct. 26 to elect a new parliament and complete your nation’s transition to democracy, Tunisia? If you’re not ready yet, maybe this will fire you up to take your life into your own hands and head out to the nearest voting center with the aim of choosing your elected leaders AND making it home alive. It’s tough not to be fired up after Tunisia's Interior Ministry revealed that an assassination plot against a top politician has been foiled and 12 people arrested in the latest twist of a chaotic process that has seen Tunisia fight – and lose to - al-Qaida linked extremists that have already assassinated two politicians and killed dozens of soldiers. Ministry spokesman Mohammed Ali Aroui said the plot involved plans of a car bomb and while the entirety of the conspiracy is still being determined, those arrested included a woman, identified as Fatma Zouaghi, who allegedly had financed the plot and was running the media arms of the banned Ansar al-Sharia militant group. The government did not reveal the target of the bomb plot, but on Sunday, liberal politician Ahmed Nejib Chebbi said on TV that he had been informed by police he was the target of a foiled car bomb plot. No country makes the transition to democracy without some bloodshed, but the combustible nature of this process has to have many Tunisians wondering if it’s worth it to risk being shot, blown up or otherwise maimed all in the name of picking leaders who probably won't represent the will of the people anyhow……….

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