Saturday, October 25, 2014

Golf goes third grade, Death Cab for Cutie Fights back and Austria apologizes to Nazi deserters


- Death Cab For Cutie are fighting back. On the verge of releasing a new album with a new lineup for the first time in band history, the indie rock favorites are describing their new release as "sounding like Death Cab For Cutie, in the best way" and say it’s part of an effort to "win back" fans lost with the release of 2011’s “Codes And Keys.” The album is due out next year with frontman Ben Gibbard saying working with producer Rich Costey was "incredible" and "a valuable resource.” "Rich isn’t the kind of person who might hear your demo and then come back to you saying things like, 'I’m imagining a wall of strings here and a drum machine and we’ll get Janelle MonĂ¡e to sing backup!' No, he was not like that," Gibbard explained. "He wasn’t trying to make us sound like Muse. He was trying to help us sound like Death Cab For Cutie, in the best way." Gibbard, a favorite among emo nerds over the years, said he believes the new album is superior to “Codes and Keys” and added that if the record “turned anybody off, I feel pretty strongly that this one could win them back. There are threads in this one that connect back to our earliest stuff that people love." When the album drops, it will mark the official start of the band’s life minus guitarist and producer Chris Walla, who played his last live show in September and leaves the group after 15 years. Walla produced Death Cab's first seven studio albums and announced his departure in a post that read in part, “I think I long for the unknown. It might be that simple. I will miss being a quarter of this band, and will support whatever course Death Cab for Cutie chooses from here. I am profoundly grateful to Ben, Nick, and Jason, for the experiences that define my adult life. Truly grateful, beyond words.” A new producer, a new lineup, yet a return to familiar sounds. Should be interesting………


- Anyone who thinks the Third Reich, Nazism and the Holocaust are simply historical entities in the distant past for the world should probably reconsider in light of the fact that Austria is still trying to right its past wrongs when it comes to how it handled the aftermath of one of the largest genocides in human history. The central European nation unveiled a massive stone memorial this week honoring those who had fled military duty rather than serve under the Nazi regime. A fairly heavy and dry ceremony, it was attended by municipal dignitaries and some of those who had deserted the Wehrmacht. They came to see the official debut of the grey stone monument, just steps from the presidential offices, which is the first of its kind in the Austrian capital. The memorial feature a large “X” on its surface to represent the tens of thousands of deserters who were executed under Hitler and in his remarks at the ceremony, President Heinz Fischer apologized for his country's treatment of soldiers who deserted Hitler's army during World War II as traitors. Fischer, making a fairly obvious public relations ploy, explained that labeling the Austrian deserters that way for decades after the conflict is "something for which one has to apologize and shame himself." The term himself is something of a misnomer, as the president is far from the only person to refer to the deserters as such, but doing it publicly at a ceremony in Vienna is a nice way to get the ball rolling. Now, if Austria could only apologize for being the country that actually gave noted Jew murderer and world’s worst human even Adolf Hitler, it could really gain some positive traction………


- Count Chocula is a damn good cereal. It may not be Booberry Crunch, but it’s definitely a step ahead of Franken Berry in the General Mills cartoon cereal world. It’s also a cereal in demand in one Colorado City, even if the people selling their entire stockpile of the marshmallow-centric breakfast bowl filler didn’t know why boxes were flying off the shelves. Boxes began disappearing from two Albertsons stores in the city at a rapid rate and mystified store officials were at a loss to explain their departure. The mystery became clear at the end of the week when local craft brewer Black Bottle Brewery stepped up to explain why it has been procuring as much Count Chocula as possible. According to the brewery, it is buying the cereal in order to make a small-batch beer. Black Bottle General Manager Steve Marrick said the brewery’s “Cerealiously” beer series will include the choco-holic cereal, following the same path as brews built around other cereals such as Golden Grahams, Reese’s Puffs and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. “We put the cereal into a hop back so it doesn’t get into the beer,” Marrick said. “We did it as a joke at first, but the beer turned out well.” Cerealiously Count Chocula will hit store shelves for its limited run on Oct. 30, one day before Halloween. That makes perfect sense for a beer made with a cereal featuring a vampire-like count who jives well with the spirit of the non-holuday. Black Bottle plans to continue its series in the months ahead with Lucky Charms for St. Patrick’s Day and Cap’n Crunch for another occasion, so maybe an enterprising citizen will think ahead, buy all of the aforementioned brands and attempt to sell them back to the brewery at an increased cost. The good news for the locals is that the brewery only bought all of the Count Chocula from the two Albertsons stores and the cereal is still available at other grocers around town………


- Golf is about to fade even further into irrelevance than it does at any point in the year, with the PGA Tour season all but over and the stars of golf heading into winter hibernation. So while it might seem bad that the PGA of America president is acting like a snot-noted fifth grader bullying some dork who knocked over his books in the locker room after gym class, just view it through prism of keeping the sport sort of relevant and see how the world changes. Enter PGA president Ted Bishop, who lit up Ian Poulter with a very mature crack back after Poulter ripped Nick Faldo and Tom Watson as Ryder Cup captains. Faldo, who with six majors is regarded as Britain's greatest player, was the last European captain to lose in the event back in 2008 and Watson and his eight major titles oversaw the U.S. getting curb-stomped at Gleneagles last month. Poulter has been a rock star in the Ryder Cup with a 14-2 record and he just so  happens to have a new book, “No Limits,” to promote. Aside from its wholly unoriginal title, the book contains little of note but it is big propped up by its author ripping two of golf’s legends for their losing Ryder Cup tactics. That was enough to set Bishop off and he tweeted to Poulter, "Faldo's record stands by itself. Six majors and all-time RC points. Yours vs. His? Lil Girl." Because that wasn’t enough bashing, Bishop added a longer message on his Facebook page in which he wished that athletes who had "lesser records or accomplishments in a sport never criticized the icons." He wrapped up his message with another classy reference to Poulter as a girl: “Really? Sounds like a little school girl squealing during recess. C'MON MAN!" As so many public figures find out when they post something opinionated on social media, Bishop allegedly "realized that his post was inappropriate and promptly removed it,” according to the PGA of America. Poulter, on his way to an event in China, replied on Twitter, "I guess we can only have opinions if you won a major or 6. Is being called a 'lil girl' meant to be derogatory or a put down? That's pretty shocking and disappointing, especially coming from the leader of the PGA of America." Good to talk about you one final time this year, golf………

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