Thursday, October 23, 2014

NBA tanking lives on, Bible thumpers v. ganja and Chance the Rapper's free album


- Hey, remind me again why you don’t stand atop a 15-foot-high border fence that was never designed to hold the weight of a few hundred human beings….go for it, African migrants trying to force their way into Spain's North African enclave of Melilla. According to Spain’s Interior Ministry, nine of these desperate souls were treated for injuries as some 200 tried to scale border fences separating Melilla from Morocco. According to the ministry, the nine – who should have sustained some serious breaks, ruptures and bruises if karma were real – only e sustained minor injuries in falls during the border rush. Hundreds of migrants attempted to scale the barricade and when it became clear they weren’t exactly going to vault over it gracefully, around 70 of them remained perched high atop the fence for several hours. In even worse news that will surely embolden the next wave of kooks who try the same asinine stunt, about 20 of the fence jumpers eventually managed to cross the border and enter the city. That brings the total to 2,000 migrants who have made it across the border fences in roughly 60 attempts this year and for the math-challenged, that comes out to about 33 migrants per attempt. As anyone in the advanced metrics community knows, that’s far too high a BJCBAF (Border Jumpers Clearing Big-Ass Fences) ratio for a developed nation, so the city's temporary migrant accommodation center has been overwhelmed for much of the year. Those who reach the center are eventually repatriated or let go, their dreams of reaching Europe and begging tourists for money, er, making a better life dashed in the process……….


- Chance The Rapper is feeling mighty munificent. He has let the world know that he plans to release his next joint for free and that it will drop before the end of the year. The album, titled “Surf,” is an album he recorded with his band The Social Experiment and as U2’s much-maligned new album proved despite the rampant bitching over its release strategy, folks like free music. They should like Chance’s offering even more after he revealed that he has been in the studio with Pharrell Williams, Frank Ocean and Rick Rubin among others. As he tells it, “Surf” is "the first Social Experiment project" and not the successor to his 2013 mixtape “Acid Rap.” Why it makes a difference is something of a subjective issue, but Chance believes it’s an important distinction. "'Surf' is the first project, which is coming out before the end of 2014. It's the first Social Experiment project. It's a big step for all of us all putting our heads together and letting Nico [Segal, a.k.a Social Experiment member Donnie Trumpet] hold the reigns and carry it,” he said. “There's a lot of great instrumentation. A lot of input from cool writers." Chance went on to lay out those he worked with on the album and in addition to Williams, Ocean and Rubin, he included Migos, J. Cole and Emily King. To hear Chance tell it, there was a revolving door to the studio and there was always someone new wanting to join the party. “There's been a lot of just people in the studio watching us work almost like a house band. People come in just to watch us jam out,” he concluded………


- No way. Small town residents who are ardent Bible thumpers don’t have the utmost tolerance for the hippie lettuce? Beaumont, Tex. is a place firmly entrenched in the Bible Belt way of thinking and that’s not helping Faith Bodle, whose name implies she has a relationship with the almighty but whose church membership status is currently lacking. Bodle is a former member of Beaumont Seventh Day Adventist Church, with the emphasis on former. As Bodle tells it, she was cast out of her church because of her appearance on a local television broadcast as an advocate for medical marijuana. She appeared on the station and said she uses cannabis extract, an oil derived from marijuana, to treat illnesses like degenerative spine disease, congestive heart failure and arthritis. She claims that fellow church members at grew concerned after seeing her support the use of ganja and detailed a campaign of upright, uptight peer pressure aimed at getting her to ditch her support of the dank. Her pastor allegedly sent her a letter calling on her to stop using and promoting marijuana and six weeks later the congregation decided to revoke her membership. One of Bodle’s misdeeds was appearing at the arraignment of Jeremy Bourque, who is facing trial on marijuana charges. Her son, Jason Falconbridge, claims that smoking the sticky icky is the one relief from pain his mother can find and is heartbroken that the church cannot understand her situation and show an ounce or two of compassion. Even a letter from Bodle’s doctor confirming that she “takes the extract for medicinal and not recreational purposes” did nothing to sway the church. As one would predict from such caring, loving and upstanding beacons of Gods light, no one from the church has stepped forward to comment on the situation. Way to live out the love of the Lord, haters……..


- Sucking isn’t quite as abhorrent to NBA owners as we all thought. Despite widespread expectations that an effort to reform the Association’s draft lottery process would easily accrue the necessary 23 votes to become law, the measure failed miserably and as a result, the concept of tanking is alive and well. Essentially pushed to the forefront by the Philadelphia 76ers long-term, unannounced-yet-very-real plan to suck every year for the next decade in order to rebuild through high draft picks, the plan would have discouraged such efforts by giving the league's four worst teams identical odds (around 11 percent) of winning the top pick. Currently, teams have a certain number of assigned combinations of ping pong balls that are drawn to assign picks and the worse their record, the more combinations they receive. That leads to teams trading good players and giving more court time to bad ones in order to secure a higher spot in the lottery and having teams trying to be less competitive is generally viewed as bad business for a league as it often offends the paying customers and sponsors. Yet a plan to reduce the odds of the league’s worst team getting the top draft pick fell well short of the 23 votes needed for passage. Owners voted 17-13 in favor of the reform, clearly stating that they want to be able to bottom out when necessary without having to sacrifice their chances for the first pick. The irony is that since the league's weighted lottery system was adopted for the 1985 draft, only four teams with the worst or tied-for-worst record have earned the top overall pick. It hasn’t happened since 2004, when the Orlando Magic finished finish with the NBA's worst record and landed the No. 1 overall pick, which they used to select Dwight Howard. For now, the team with the worst record will continue a 25 percent chance at the No. 1 pick and the 76ers will once again be a leading candidate to break the league’s record for highest-ever losing percentage………

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