Friday, December 21, 2012

Robo-mules for Marines, hockey bromances and Thin Lizzy reforms


- The NHL lockout is wreaking havoc on Canada, the dozens of hockey fans across America and yes, even the locked-out players themselves. Beyond the obvious financial ramifications of not being able to go to work or earn a paycheck every two weeks, players are dealing with the emotional turmoil of not being able to live, work and travel with some of their best friends in the world and for Pittsburgh Penguins star Evgeni Malkin, the strain has been almost unbearable. Malkin was asked about what the lockout has been like for him, specifically, not seeing fellow Pens star Sidney Crosby, who is off doing his own thing during the work stoppage. “Everybody’s waiting for him here,” Malkin said. “I know that his agent called [Metallurg’s general manager, Gennady] Velichkin. But no decision has been made yet. Crosby has pretty big insurance. I don’t know how they’ll resolve this issue. He’s the best hockey player in the world. Of course, I miss him and Pittsburgh. I can call this city my second home. But it turned out that I’m playing here now. It’s a joy for Russian players to compete in their own land at their favorite arenas, making the fans happy.” While Malkin is busy playing overseas, clearly he hasn’t lost his love for his brother in arms, Crosby. Hopefully the NHL owners are reading those words and realizing just what their heartless decision to padlock the gates to their arenas and keep players out is doing not only to the local economies affected by a lack of games, but also to the players who are getting all “Brokeback Mountain” with it (maybe not literally, but you get the idea) and wishing they knew how to quit the teammates they love so much…….


-  While the north end of the Korean Peninsula is all about launching forbidden long-range rockets these days and bypassing Iran on the list of nations most likely to start World War III, the south side of the peninsula is busy accomplishing important feats for the fairer sex. On Wednesday, Park Geun-hye, the daughter of a former military ruler, became South Korea’s first female leader. Geun-hye vowed to work hard to unite a divided society. She will return to the presidential palace in Seoul where she served as her father's first lady in the 1970s (not as creepy as it sounds) after her mother was assassinated by a North Korean-backed gunman. State media suggested that the result could have profound impacts on the country’s foreign policy, especially its tempestuous relationship with the Communist a-holes to the north. Geun-hye has previously said she would negotiate with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, who recently celebrated a year in office, but also made it clear she will demand that the South's impoverished neighbor give up its nuclear weapons program as a precondition for aid. Her victory was narrow, with a margin of 51.6 percent to 48 percent for her left-wing challenger, human rights lawyer Moon Jae-in, but with  88 percent of votes in the country’s presidential election counted, Moon conceded defeat. Geun-hye’s enthusiastic supporters braved sub-zero temperatures to chant her name and wave South Korean flags outside her house following Moon’s concession. She happily reached into the crowd to grasp hands of supporters wearing red scarves, her party's color. "This is a victory brought by the people's hope for overcoming crisis and for economic recovery," she proclaimed. Unmarried and with no children, the 60-year-old just won herself a new family of sorts and perhaps legendary status if she can ever normalize relations with Pyongyang……..


- Lameness knows no depths quite like a once-great band that “reforms” with only one of its original five members….or a once-decent band that reforms under a different name….or a suck-tacular man-band that tries to turn its name into an acronym to create a new identity (yes you, New Kids on the Block/NKOTB). This lesson is being driven home by ‘80s rockers Thin Lizzy, who revealed in a recent Facebook status update that they are reforming under the name Black Star Riders. The band’s new line-up will include current members Scott Gorham (guitar), Ricky Warwick (vocals), Damon Johnson (guitar), Marco Mendoza (bass) and new addition Jimmy Degrasso (drums). Brian Downey and current Thin Lizzy drummer Darren Wharton will not be a part of the new project and according to Gorham, the change will take place following the upcoming Australian tour with Kiss and Mötley Crüe. Gorham added that recording for Black Star Riders would begin in January in Los Angeles, with Kevin Shirley, who has also worked with Led Zeppelin and Iron Maiden, producing. To make the transition a bit smoother, Black Star Riders will continue to play some Thin Lizzy tracks on tour, but will focus mostly on their new record. "Because everybody knows where we came from and what we do, it is kind of a must. We will be playing most of the Black Star Riders album but I don't think we'd get away without playing a few Thin Lizzy songs," Gorham said. The new record is due out in May 2013 through the label Nuclear Blast………


- At long last, the world will soon have access to what it has long needed: a robotic pack mule. Props to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency for its recent completion of a two-week, outdoor test of a prototype of the robo-mule, which is known internally as DARPA's Legged Squad Support System (LS3). The project is focused on solving "a real military problem, the incredible load of equipment soldiers carry," said Lt. Col. Joseph Hitt, the LS3 program manager. He described the test as  "highly successful," but said it revealed challenges that remain in the areas of perception and "robustness." Because troops are frequently loaded down with 50 pounds or more of gear, they are at risk for stress-inducted injuries. By the time the robo-mule is ready for field use, DARPA hopes to have the LS3 carry up to 400 pounds and be capable of walking up to 20 miles under its own power, without human intervention, for up to 24 hours. Because multi-function devices are all the rage in technology these days, the four-legged robot also can function as an auxiliary power source for recharging radios and other handheld devices. The test took place at Fort Pickett in Virginia and was used to evaluate how well the LS3 could integrate with a Marine unit. Marines tested the robot's ability to respond to verbal commands and to operate at night and the unit’s leader gave the robot GPS coordinates for a destination. The robo-mule was able to reach its destination and navigate around obstacles to do so. Going forward, the LS3 will need to improve its mobility, perception, and human-robot interaction to be field-ready, but so far raw processing capability hasn't been an issue. "We take commercial optics and processing, stack them, and they provide all the processing power we need," Hitt said. To push the five-year LS3 program and its $54 million budget forward, DARPA is developing algorithms for LS3 that assess different terrains and weather conditions and respond appropriately. Its “eyes” use a laser range-finder, specialized cameras and stereo vision to track its human leader and avoid obstacles and in the heavily wooded test environment, those eyes worked well. Mountain testing is on the agenda ahead and the robo-mule’s durability over time will also will be tested. "We need to make sure the platform is robust enough to handle the abuse the Marines will give it," Hitt said. Could robo-mule action figures for the kids be far off? Here’s hoping not……….


- Holiday lights are plentiful in many an American city this month, but it is a new style of non-holiday lights that are making life miserable for some Burlington, Vt. residents these days. People living in Burlington’s New North End are burning white-hot over new energy-efficient streetlights they claim are too bright. Residents have complained that the new lights are a nuisance because their bold rays of light are shining into their living rooms and bedrooms with such ferocity that they are unable to sleep or concentrate. “They told me that this one uses less power, which I’m appreciative of, but I'm not appreciative of how bright it is,” said New North End resident Deb Ellis. Ellis resides in a home located directly in front of one of the new LED fixtures and she says the light is so bright that it shines right through the curtains in her living room. “For me frankly it's also the color of the light, and the color is just this really brilliant white, white light,” she added. The new lights are part of an ongoing effort to phase out the city’s older streetlights, which housed mercury vapor bulbs. The Burlington Electric Department, the agency that oversees the city’s streetlights, is making the change because the old bulbs are no longer available. Why no one is making light bulbs with mercury in them is a mystery, but sometimes life is perplexing that way. Homes on Leonard Street, which had the new lights installed last month, are also being affected by the brightness issue and in response, BED has turned off some of the rows of LED lights inside the new fixtures. Complaining locals have continued to whine that the lights are still too bright, but to no avail thus far……..

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