Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Mali political drama, Apple Maps = death and quitting Arizona Cardinals


- Relying on Apple maps is no longer merely a foolish choice that will cost you hours of wrong turns; it can also kill you. In its short time in existence, Apple’s mapping service has proven to be highly inaccurate and in most cases, downright wrong. In Australia, it’s techno-ineptitude is putting iPhone users in grave danger. The individuals in question have been using Apple Maps to find the town of Mildura, which the service suggests lies in the middle of Murray-Sunset National Park. The app has pegged the city of 30,000 people as being more than 40 miles away from its actual location and dropped it in the middle of the Outback. Police in Mildura have reported several motorists needing to be rescued in the park after following erroneous Apple Maps directions there. The park is dangerous because it has no water supply and temperatures there can reach a blistering 114 degrees Fahrenheit. "Some of the motorists located by police have been stranded for up to 24 hours without food or water and have walked long distances through dangerous terrain to get phone reception," Mildura police said in a statement. "Police have contacted Apple in relation to the issue and hope the matter is rectified promptly to ensure the safety of motorists travelling to Mildura. Anyone travelling to Mildura or other locations within Victoria should rely on other forms of mapping until this matter is rectified." When asked about the possibility that his company’s mapping app was putting people in life-threatening danger, Apple spokesman Adam Howorth was curiously unwilling to comment despite insisting that the company is working hard to fix the issue. The good news for would-be Mildura visitors is that Google Maps does list the city in its correct location, northeast of Murray-Sunset National Park. Chalk this up as yet another failure for the much-maligned Apple Maps experiment, for which senior executive Scott Forstall -- who oversaw the tech giant's mobile software unit before leaving the company in October – was (allegedly) forced out after refusing to apologize for Maps’ many issues………


- It may seem like the Arizona Cardinals quit on Sunday. After all, how does an NFL team lose a game 58-0 if they don’t quit? The observation that the team may have shut it down in their annihilation at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks came from Larry Fitzgerald Sr., father of Cardinals star receiver Larry Fitzgerald. The elder Fitzgerald alleged that the Cardinals waved the white flag in their ninth straight loss even though there is a much simpler explanation: They’re really that bad. With the poo-poo quarterbacking platter of John Skelton and Ryan Lindley, there simply isn’t a healthy QB on their roster capable of completing more than 50 percent of his passes or not turning the ball over habitually. Claiming they quit is a lazy and ignorant take, one Larry Fitzgerald refuted during a radio appearance Monday. He responded to his father’s remarks on Twitter by suggesting that the Cardinals would "never" quit. "We're professionals. That will never happen," Fitzgerald said. "We're going to continue to play. We're going to continue to practice. We're going to continue to prepare every week like we would if we had won nine games in a row. That's not going to change. We're not going to quit." That’s good to hear because as bad as they are, if the Cardinals actually do quit no one will be able to tell and they may lose 85-0. Quitting or not, they just hammered another nail into the coffin of head coach Ken Whisenhunt, who was pre-fired/given a vote of confidence for the rest of the season on Monday by team president Michael Bidwill. Whisenhunt is all but assured of losing his job at the end of the year after presiding over the first team in NFL history to start a season 4-0, then lose nine straight. In his defense, the level of talent on the roster is abysmal and Fitzgerald is the only legitimate playmaker currently wearing a Cardinals uniform. One of the best pass catchers in the NFL, the dreadlocked freak of nature has 11, 31, 23 and 2 yards in his past four games and just six catches in that span, leaving him with just 652 yards this season. Ever the professional, he hasn't publicly criticized his quarterbacks' play and insists he doesn’t want a trade. The eight-year, $120 million contract he signed in 2011 probably salves some of those wounds………


- Political intrigue is high today in Mali, the day after Malian soldiers arrested Prime Minister Cheick Modibo Diarra as he allegedly attempted to board a plane and flee the country for France. The nation has been in a state of turmoil for months and matters have worsened since a group of soldiers seized power in a March coup. Even though it technically handed power back to civilians earlier this year, the group remains powerful and after apprehending Diarra, the soldiers accused him of blocking efforts to stabilize a nation divided by a coup in the capital and the Islamist takeover of the desert north. "He was arrested ... as he tried to leave for France," said Bakary Mariko, a spokesman for the group. Arresting the prime minister typically makes stabilizing a government and nation more difficult and it likely will not lessen tensions in the West African nation, where soldiers and politicians remain divided since the coup in March and the northern part of the country is occupied by al Qaeda-linked Islamist fighters. According to Mariko, Diarra had been taken to Kati, the military barracks town just outside the capital which still serves as the former junta's headquarters. Mariko wanted to make it clear that this was not a coup and that the soldiers were merely looking to put an end to Diarra’s shenanigans. "The country is in crisis but he was blocking the institutions," Mariko said. "This is not a coup. The president is still in place but the prime minister was no longer working in the interests of the country." Animosity between the former junta, interim President Diouncounda Traore and Diarra have grown since Diarra was made prime minister in April after the military officially handed power back to civilians. He has shown strong ties to the military in the past, but that relationship doesn’t appear quite as strong these days. Coupled with the problems in the north, where some politicians have begun to support the idea of a foreign-backed military operation to retake control of the region from al Qaeda, and Mali is a combustible place to be these days………


- On the positive side, a student living in an off-campus apartment near the University of Maryland nearly burned an apartment building down and it wasn’t because he or she was smoking pot and left an unattended fattie on the desk in the bedroom. No, this instance of an absent-minded student torching curtains and setting a building ablaze occurred for religious- and holiday-related reasons, as in a menorah lit in celebration of Hanukkah caused a fire that displaced nine University of Maryland students. The brick building was engulfed in flames when Prince George's County fire crews were called to the off-campus apartments, located in the 4200 block of Knox Road, around 6:50 p.m. Monday. They spotted smoke emanating from the building, but the fire had not progressed too far by that point and firefighters were able to enter and extinguish the kitchen fire with no injuries reported. According to the residents of the offending apartment, they lit their menorah and stepped away for a moment – probably to update their Facebook status to “Just lit menorah…OMG! Awesome!” or to Instagram out a vintage photo of said menorah to their followers – and when they returned, they found their humble abode on fire. Nine students from two apartments were displaced by the fire, all of whom are being assisted by the County Citizen Services Unit. Two lessons can be derived from this sad incident, the first being that Jewish religious displays involving an open flame and a cramped off-campus apartment are a recipe for disaster and secondly, don’t assume that just because a college student caught something on fire that he or she was merely looking to get baked before plowing through a package of Pop Tarts and watching “Planet Earth” DVDs………..


- Florence Welch: lead singer of a successful alternative band and early frontrunner for next year’s Nobel Peace Prize. Don’t laugh because Welch has already done more to warrant the award than the European Union and its currency, the euro, did to merit recognition this year. Welch and her band. Florence and the Machine, were performing at the Exhibition and Conference Centre in Aberdeen, Scotland, on Sunday when a fight broke out in the crowd. FATM’s music isn’t the sort of rage-producing sonic noise that typically causes fights a la Rage Against the Machine or Tool, but nonetheless there was a fight in the crowd midway through the song “Shake It Out.” Welch spotted the scuffle and rather than continue performing, she stopped the song and very politely demanded that everyone involved in the tiff cool it immediately. "Excuse me, all of you – stop it,” she said. “I can't sing this song while there is a fight going on in front of me. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong, just sort it out and be friends.” After spotting a girl crying near the scene of the fight, she said, "Is she going to be OK? Are you alright my love?" Not willing to restart the show until she was certain the girl was OK, Welch - barefoot no less - offstage and climbed into the crowd where she comforted the girl while telling the crowd, “Everyone who's friends, kiss and make up and be good to each other.” When she’s not playing peacemaker at her own shows, Welch is busy joining The Rolling Stones on stage at shows at London's O2 Arena and suggesting she needs to take an extended break from the music industry before starting work on her next album and will use the time away from the business and her band to write a musical……….

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