Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Riot Watch! Egypt, spooked South Carolina giraffes and Kate Bosworth goes Christmas singer


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Now THAT is how you conduct a riot, Egypt. Angry over a blatant power grab by newly elected President Mohammed Morsi and a proposed constitution that jams both women and minorities, tens of thousands of protestors crashed the presidential palace in Cairo Tuesday as thousands more bum rushed streets throughout the city to demonstrate against the assumption of nearly absolute powers by the nation's Islamist leader. In response to the wave of protestors trying to overrun the presidential palace, police fired tear gas to stop the push after rioters pushed aside a barricade topped with barbed wire several hundred yards from Morsi's palace walls. Although there were no immediate reports on casualties, any time tear gas, barbed wire and clashes with The Man are involved, someone being injured or dying is a definite possibility. The uprising in Cairo was the main course on the day, but in the coastal city of Alexandria, some 10,000 opponents of Morsi gathered in the center of the country's second largest metropolis and chanted slogans against the Egyptian leader and his Muslim Brotherhood. Both uprisings are being fueled by rising anger over the draft charter and decrees issued by Morsi giving himself sweeping powers and a proposed referendum on the draft constitution on Dec. 15. On one side of the battle are Morsi and his fundamentalist Muslim Brotherhood, along with Salafi Islamists, and on the other side are youth groups, liberal parties and large sectors of the public. Morsi's Nov. 22 decrees placed him above oversight of any kind and immediately afterward, the constitutional panel then rushed through a draft constitution without the participation of representatives of liberals and Christians. The draft that will be voted upon in 11 days has been ripped for not protecting the rights of women and minority groups. Before then, here’s hoping for many more scenes of throngs of rioters clashing with hundreds of black-clad riot police, with the rioters angrily chanting, "Freedom or we die." If nothing else, give Morsi credit for uniting many groups that openly hate one another, all brought together by the belief that his decrees need to be rescinded immediately. Riot on, Egypt………


- Life is good (i.e. profitable) for mediocre actress Kate Bosworth. Bosworth has starred in a steady stream of forgettable movies (“Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!”, anyone?) over the past decade and along the way, apparently fostered a healthy love of the fashion industry. She’s bringing that love of fashion and her subpar singing talents together for an endorsement deal with popular United Kingdom retail chain Topshop this holiday season. Bosworth has partnered with the chain for its 2012 holiday campaign and the partnership has already produced a short film based on the famous piano scene with Michelle Pfeiffer in “The Fabulous Baker Boys.” Bosworth also managed to score a directing gig for her fiancĂ©, Michael Polish, who helmed the two-minute Topshop ad featuring Bosworth in a wine-colored sparkly dress. The short film, titled “Winter Wonderland,” showcases Bosworth as a high-fashion vision of holiday sparkly-ness with a pair of glittery pumps. In the video, Bosworth stands atop a piano and attempts to sing the lyrics to the popular holiday song. "We wanted to create something cinematic," Bosworth explained. "To marry fashion and cinema.” The ad just so happened to drop, coincidentally enough, as Topshop is beginning its campaign building toward the launch of its first Los Angeles store at the Grove shopping mall Feb. 14. There is no better way to celebrate a day all about the commercialization of love than standing in line to buy overpriced clothing from an international retail chain. For those who can’t get enough of an A-list actress indulging her long-harbored dream to become a pop singer, Bosworth’s version of “Winter Wonderland” is currently available for download on iTunes…………


- Apple is having a huge week. It started the fun by releasing the crap-tacular iTunes 11, the latest version of its popular music and media program. As millions of users installed the new iTunes, groaned and frantically searched online for the process necessary to uninstall the horrific version of the program and downgrade to iTunes 10.7, the company was already moving toward its next big piece of news: the expansion of the iTunes store into 56 new countries. With the addition of those 56 nations, Apple has nearly doubled the geographical footprint for its online music marketplace. That is noteworthy because with increasingly stiff competition from services launched by major rivals Microsoft Corp. and Google Inc., along with music streaming services such as Spotify and Netflix, Apple needs all the new markets it can find. Yes, iTunes remains the dominant force in the digital music world, with more than 400 million users and more than half the market for music downloads, but complacency in the face of such dominance inevitably leads to a major downfall eventually. As bad as it is, the iTunes 11 update is the most extensive overhaul of the program since the software debuted more than a decade ago. Proponents of the new iTunes argue it simplifies the overly complicated setup of previous versions, while haters claim it rips key features such as the Cover Flow view for albums, the display for album artwork in the bottom left corner of the window and the ability to stop music entirely rather than just paused it, among others. The new iTunes also features a stronger integration between the media player and the iTunes Store, but iTunes still doesn't offer a streaming subscription service, an increasingly popular method of consuming both music and video. Eve with the revisions, users can only buy music, movies or television episodes through iTunes. Netflix is certainly growing after some down times and had 29.9 million paying subscribers across North America, Latin America and several European countries by the end of September. Microsoft, which can always be counted on to throw away a lot of money on terrible ideas, launched Xbox music, a streaming service that is available on the latest version of its horrible Windows operating system. With the iTunes expansion to 56 new countries, Apple’s market for the program adds an estimated 137 million Internet users in India, 68 million in Russia, 37 million in Turkey and 9 million in South Africa. Those people now have access to the 20 million songs offered in the iTunes library and they too can pay too much money for a single song they’ll get tired of in a week………


- New York Yankees fans will be able to feel much less guilty next year as they high-five each other after the team announced Alex Rodriguez will be out for the entire 2013 season. On the surface, owing $114 million over the next five seasons to a busted-up, 38-year-old third baseman who goes missing every year when the playoffs start would seem to be a problem. However, if A-Rod is unable to play in 2013 following surgery on his hip scheduled for January, he Yankees are insured for a good portion of the $114 million they owe him. If something goes wrong or he simply cannot recover from the surgery because he’s getting older and his body doesn’t have his normal regimen of illegal steroids to rely on, the Yankees could reportedly recoup at least 75 percent, and perhaps as much as 100 percent, of the money it would still have to pay him. In order for the team to begin collecting any insurance money, A-Rod would have to be disabled for at least a full season. Its deal with Team Scotti, a Pittsburgh-based insurance firm that provides insurance to Major League Baseball teams, would provide relief after 12 months. What’s amazing is that there is NO WAY the Yankees could have foreseen such a complication back in 2007 when they signed the reigning American League MVP, then 33 years old, to a 10-year, $275 million extension. Former steroid users approaching 40 never break down or have physical issues. The Yankees announced on Monday that Rodriguez would undergo surgery on the labrum in his left hip, a procedure similar to the one that was performed on his right hip before the 2009 season. Estimated recovery time for the procedure is four to six months, meaning Rodriguez is unlikely to be back on the field before the All-Star break, at the earliest. Yankees general manager Brian Cashman made sure in announcing the surgery that the injury was not the reason A-Rod achieved his usual level of terrible postseason play in 2012, saying Rodriguez was "asymptomatic" and not in any pain during the playoffs, when he batted .200 and was benched for three games………


- Note to officials in Charleston, S.C.: Before any future events involving live animals, it’s an excellent idea to check and make sure said live animals are not easily spooked by large crowds or loud noises like the ones emanating from confetti cannons. Had anyone thought of this before the city’s tree-lighting ceremony in downtown Charleston Saturday, major problems could have been averted. Instead, a giraffe named Melman, based on the popular “Madagascar” movies, nearly put a major damper on the festivities. The plan for the night called for the giraffe to introduce Santa as part of the tree-lighting skit but as the giraffe's handlers led the animal along a path near the crowd, it began to resist and started shaking its head and neck. "There were a number of people that crowded around and took a lot of pictures with flashes, that got the giraffe a little stirred up," said Ellen Moryl, Charleston's cultural affairs director. The giraffe and two zebras were brought to Charleston for the event and according to owner Mark Nisbet, nothing at the event Saturday night should have posed a problem. "What we are is an interactive, educational animal exhibit," Nisbet explained. "We have a unique variety of animals from antelopes to zebras to giraffes. He's been in downtown New York City.  He's been in parades.” Parades or not, a few kooks with iPhones snapping pictures set the beast off and just when it appeared Melman had settled down, a confetti cannon seemed to scare the animal again. "They never had anything like that before, so we just assumed it would be similar to the way it was before because we were walking the same path the year before," Nisbet continued. After the confetti cannon scare, the giraffe’s handlers backed it away from the crowd. Following the incident, some attendees took to Facebook to question why a giraffe was included in the ceremony in the first place because the long-necked mammals have never really been a part of Christmas anywhere in the world.  Moryl said the city will learn from the incident and attempt not to repeat a scenario in which an easily agitated giraffe is given just eight feet of space in a crowded public setting…………

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