Sunday, December 16, 2012

Riot Watch! Russia, battling the bear menace and a Hobbit-sized box office rout


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The 11-months-of-winter-a-year wonderland that is Russia may be knee-deep in snow and neck-deep in Communist bullsh*t right about now, but that wasn’t enough to prevent thousands of opposition supporters from gathering Saturday outside the old KGB headquarters in central Moscow to mark a year of mass protests against Vladimir Putin and his fascist regime. While the turnout was far smaller than the tens of thousands who filled Moscow streets after fraud-plagued parliamentary elections last December, simply seeing the spirit of dissidence alive and well was inspiring. Those who attended risked arrest and heavy fines because shortly after cheating his way back into power, Putin pushed through a law raising the fine for participating in unauthorized rallies to the equivalent of $9,000, nearly the average annual salary. Concerns about opposition leadership have also plagued the dissidence movement, meaning many Russians hate the current regime and simply despise the opposition movement. After 2 1/2 hours, police dispersed the rally and several prominent opposition figures were among dozens detained in the course of the gathering, but all were released within hours. The police present was heavy throughout the rally in Lubyanka Square, which is outside the headquarters of the Federal Security Service, the main successor agency of the Soviet KGB. Some protestors laid flowers at the Solovetsky Stone, a monument to the victims of political repression during the Soviet era, located in the square. "The people who have come here are free, honest and decent people," said Boris Nemtsov, a veteran Russian politician now in the opposition. "I'm very proud of our people, of Muscovites, of Russians. They (the government) wanted to scare us, there's a helicopter flying over us and they've surrounded us with policemen. They think that we're slaves, but we're not. We're free people, and thank God for that." Some protestors were arrested after marching around the monument chanting "Free political prisoners." Sadly, no buildings were torched or looted and no tear gas or water cannons were utilized……….


- Bears. They are a menace to all of humanity and these long-toothed killing machines are always a threat, no matter what hour of the day it may be. That’s what makes the tale of Lunenberg County (Va.) resident D.J. Lacks so uplifting. Lacks recently scored a big blow for all of mankind when he killed a massive black bear with his rifle, shooting it from 75 yards away in the woods of the rural county. The massive mammal stood nine feet tall and weighed 674 pounds and took the remainder of the day to drag out of the woods. “This is the first one ever,” Lacks said. “It’s bringing more attention than I want, but it comes with the territory.” Spoken like a badass hunter who accepts the risk that people will care about him for 15 minutes because he put a bullet in a ginormous killing machine whose huge hide will make a nice rug or five for the den in his home. “Everybody has pictures. It’s on Facebook too. It’s a huge bear.” The bear will be processed at Duffey’s Mini Mart, where owner L.B. Duffey also has a meat processing plant. Killing this big bear will prevent it from turning up at a campsite and terrorizing a family or wandering into a nearby town and wreaking havoc, something bears have been doing at an alarming rate in many states over the past few months. “I’m pretty sure that is one for the record books,” Game Warden Lee Walker said. “As Virginia grows and more rural areas become more urbanized we’re going to be having more interaction with wildlife. Remove the food and you’ll remove the bear because the bear will move on looking for something to eat once the food is gone.” Removing the bear is also an option and with Virginia’s Game and Inland Fisheries estimating that there are 17,000 bears living in the state, busting a cap into some of them is essential. Game and Inland Fisheries will measure the size of the bear’s head to determine if it’s the largest black bear ever caught in Virginia……….


- That was definitely not close. “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” rode the power of higher 3-D ticket prices and the allegiance of socially awkward dorks around the United States to a crushing victory in its debut weekend at the box office, stomping its way to $84.8 million for the frame. That was nearly $80 million better than second-place finisher “Rise of the Guardians,” which notched $7.4 million and has garnered $71.3 million in four weeks of release. “Lincoln” proved its staying power by rising one spot in its sixth weekend, making $7.2 million for a cumulative tally of $107.8 million and counting. “Skyfall” fell three spots to fourth place with its $7 million weekend and has now banked $272.3 million thus far. Fifth place remained unchanged as “Life of Pi” banked $5.4 million and has earned $69.5 million in one month of release. “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” fell to its lowest ranking in five weeks of release, landing in sixth place with $5.1 million to up its overall domestic earnings to $276.8 million. “Wreck-It Ralph” locked up seventh place with $3.3 million and has accumulated $168.8 million through its seventh weekend in theaters. “Playing for Keeps” continued to underwhelm, sliding two spots to eighth and making a meager $3.2 million to nudge its cumulative domestic total to $10.8 million after two weeks. Another disappointing release was right behind as “Red Dawn” mustered just $2.4 million and has managed just $40.8 million in one month of work. “Silver Linings Playbook” continued in limited release and rose one spot to reclaim the final spot in the top 10 with a $2 million weekend for an overall tally of $16.9 million. “Flight” (No. 11) and the über-disappointing “Killing Them Softly” No. 14 both fell out of the top 10……..


- Human beings aren’t the only inhabitants of Earth who need to take part in a census every decade or so. Courtesy of he Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute, the insects of the Panamanian jungle has undergone their own population survey. A multinational group of scientists has completed the first ever census of insects in the Panamanian rainforest and their findings show the amazing reality that the number of different arthropod species outnumber those of mammals 312 to 1. Arthropods are a group that includes insects, arachnids, and crustaceans and they are notoriously difficult to count because of their small size and generally inaccessible habitat. “They are small and can make a living out of nearly everything, including other arthropods, decomposing matter, plant tissues, etc,” said Yves Basset from the Smithsonian Institute team. Project IBISCA-Panama, as the effort was known, canvassed a 23.1-square-mile area and focused on categorizing, sorting and sampling the region’s bug life. Researchers estimated that 25,000 different arthropod species reside in the region, dwarfing the area’s number of species of mammals. Basset and his team spent two years in the Panamanian jungle and sent their findings to labs all over the globe for identification. Once they compiled their results, it took a group of over 100 scientists more than eight years to process all the findings. “Arthropods are important in all the functions of the forest: pollination, early decomposition, [consumption] of leaves in the forest, [providing] nutrients in soil, and regeneration of [the] forest,” Basset added. Using the results, the research team predicted that the number of bug species should be similar even outside the rain forest and even in urban areas. In fact, Basset hypothesized that in an urban park with 10 different species of trees, there could be as 200 arthropod species. Arthropods fill a variety of roles wherever they are, serving as nature’s garbage disposals, pollinators and as a link in the food chain between their own sources of nourishment and the animals who eat them………..


- Trying to keep up with the ever-changing face of college sports conferences is not only futile at this point, it’s downright laughable. Schools are jumping from conference to conference at a rapid rate in search or the next big payday, er, the best experience for their student athletes and all of the musical-chairs playing has officially gutted what was once the dominant conference in all of college basketball. The presidents of the seven, non-Division I football schools in the Big East announced Saturday that they have decided to leave the conference and pursue a new basketball framework. DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, St. John's, Seton Hall and Villanova voted unanimously to leave the conference on June 30, 2015, per conference bylaws. Schools are required to give the conference 27 months' notice, but the league has negotiated early departures with several schools during the past year. Leaving as a group will allow the seven schools to avoid having to pay exit fees. "Earlier today we voted unanimously to pursue an orderly evolution to a foundation of basketball schools that honors the history and tradition on which the Big East was established," the seven presidents said in a joint statement. "Under the current context of conference realignment, we believe pursuing a new basketball framework that builds on this tradition of excellence and competition is the best way forward." In other words, PAY US OUR MONEY. With the seven schools exiting, the Big East is now one big geographical clusterf*ck comprised of Connecticut, a founding member of the league in 1979, Cincinnati and South Florida, mixed with a hot mess of new additions from across the entire country. The Big East still is lined up to have a 12-team football conference next season with six new members, including Boise State and San Diego State for football only, along with Rutgers and Louisville, both of which are set to leave the conference for new leagues after next season. Notre Dame, which is independent in football but a member of the Big East in all other sports except hockey, is also leaving to join the ACC, further gutting the conference. Georgetown, St. John's, Seton Hall and Providence helped form the Big East, which started playing basketball in 1979, but the shifting landscape of college athletics (PAY THEM THEIR MONEY!) clearly overrode any inclination to stay and sustain the league they created and helped build……….

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