Thursday, December 06, 2012

Bulldozing historical French chateaus, racist soro-racists and Eminem's daughter's Twitter lesson


- The University of Wisconsin’s football program is doing its best to pick up the pieces and move on after former coach Bret Bielema left them in the dust to accept the head coaching job at Arkansas on Tuesday. The Badgers are getting ready to play in their third straight Rose Bowl next month and with their head coach packing his bags for Fayettville, the question was who should coach the team on New Year’s Day against Stanford. Should Bielema continue to lead the team? After all, he did get them to the Rose Bowl, so maybe he should be allowed to finish what he started. On the other hand, he dumped them like a C+ girlfriend when an A- option became available, so why reward disloyalty? Thankfully for the Badgers, they have a viable alternative handy in the form of athletic director Barry Alvarez. Alvarez is a College Football Hall of Famer who led the Badgers to three Rose Bowl wins before retiring in 2005 and turning the program over to his handpicked successor, Bielema. Alvarez was the logical choice to replace Bielema for the Rose Bowl and the choice became reality when team captains asked Alvarez to coach the squad for the game. Wisconsin is one of just many programs whose coaches leapt at the chance for a better job after a successful season and won't coach their team in its bowl game, but the Badgers are arguably the most surprising entry on a list that includes Arkansas State, Kent State and Northern Illinois. Unlike those other programs, however, the 8-5 Badgers have a viable replacement option and someone who has already won three times in the bowl game they’re about to compete in……….


- For as long as fraternities and sororities have existed, drunken stupidity has been part of the equation for these groups. No, not all fraternities and sororities are full of booze-guzzling, six-year-plan-following skanks and meatheads, but on every campus across America, at least one frat or sorority exists to keep the traditions of “Animal House” alive. Penn State, which has had its share of scandal and drama for more than a year, definitely has one such fraternity and it is none other than the ladies of Chi Omega. The Chi Ho’s obviously like a good party just like any other college student and judging from a photo these fine ladies posted recently to their Tumblr page, they like their fun with a heaping helping of racism. If only the rest of the world could appreciate their bigoted, fun-loving ways, there would not be a problem with them posting a picture of themselves dressed in ponchos and sombreros and wearing fake mustaches and holding racist signs with messages such as "Will mow lawn for weed + beer" and "I don't cut grass. I smoke it." Inexplicably, the university and its Panhellenic Council didn’t get the joke. "The Penn State Panhellenic Council recognizes the offensive nature of the photo and is therefore taking the matter very seriously," the council’s executive board said in a statement. We are addressing the situation immediately with the members of the chapter in conjunction with their national headquarters." Rather than stand their ground and defend their right to hateful speech perpetuating ugly racial stereotypes simply for the purpose of amusing themselves and getting some social media run, the Chi Ho’s are instead backing down and apologizing. “Our chapter of Chi Omega sincerely apologizes for portraying inappropriate and untrue stereotypes," said Jessica Riccardi, president of the Chi Omega chapter at Penn State. "The picture in question does not support any of Chi Omega’s values or reflect what the organization aspires to be." Why not? A Mexican-themed Halloween party sounds like a damn fun time and just because these skanks weren’t smart enough to not tag themselves in the photo on Facebook is no reason to hate on them. Now do us a favor and pass the cerveza, sororacists………..


- Oops. Tearing down an historic 18th-century chateau in a sleepy French village in Bordeaux seems to be one of those actions taken only after careful planning and consideration, just to be certain that, you know, no one wants a building like that around. For officials in the village of Yvrac, prior planning wasn’t as big of a factor as it should have been when it came to bulldozing the aforementioned chateau. Residents awoke Wednesday to find the chateau gone and in its place they had only an apology from the mayor’s office, saying the building was completely bulldozed "by mistake." The mayor's office in Yvrac said a construction crew was hired to renovate the grand 140,000-square-foot manor and raze a small building on the same estate in southwest France. Somewhere in the process, the message was jumbled and no one bothered to stop and ask why a small building off to the side of the property would be left standing while a ginormous, historical chateau would be razed. "The Chateau de Bellevue was Yvrac's pride and joy," said former owner Juliette Marmie. "The whole village is in shock. How can this construction firm make such a mistake?" The onus looks to be squarely on the construction company, which reportedly misunderstood the renovation plans of the current owner, Russian businessman Dmitry Stroskin, to clean up the manor and restore it to its former baroque glory. The best part of the entire story is that Stroskin was away when the calamity occurred and returned home to discover his chateau was a giant pile of rubble. "I'm in shock... I understand the turmoil of the community," Stroskin said. Shocked? Just because a local treasure boasting a grand hall that could host 200 people and boasted a grand stone staircase is a heap of crushed stone is no reason to be upset. You can always build another one and wait 300 years for it to become just as historical………


- Eminem’s daughter has clearly been studying her father’s style and looking to emulate the ridiculous amounts of smack he talks, but she still needs to develop the thick skin he’s built up over the years. Oh, and 16-year-old Hailie Mathers could also use a quick lesson on Twitter and the media, because she doesn’t seem to understand either. The sh*t began hitting the fan when young Ms. Mathers fired off a tweet accusing country/pop darling Taylor Swift of “whoring around” to make an album. A Twitter account supposedly run by Mathers, @hailiejade_x, uncorked a stream of virulent anti-Swift rants late Tuesday. “Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see,” @hailiejade_x wrote. “We all know you’re only doing it so you can make another album.” Then (allegedly) Mathers got to her real point, namely that she was jealous that Swift was currently dating man-bander Harry Styles of One Direction. “If @taylorswift13 is really dating the love of my life Harry_Styles i will not be happy,” Mathers wrote. “I am never, ever, everrrrr, listening to your music againnnn, @taylorswift13. LIKE EVER.” Predictably, based on the fact that sarcasm never translates well into messages on a computer or smartphone screen, Swift’s fans fought back and after receiving enough angry tweets from pissed-off teeange girls, Mathers apologized and tried to blame the drama on the media. “Wow. I didn’t mean for people to react to my tweet in the way that they have it was just a bit of fun!” she wrote. “Sorry @taylorswift13 for my immaturity. OK so I’m deactivating my account now ...The media is BS.” True to her word, the account has since been deleted and maybe next time Mathers will realize what she’s getting into before she opens her mouth…or her iPhone…….


- How much of a role does a person’s memory of the meal they just ate affect how full they feel after consuming that meal? A research team at the University of Bristol has suggested that while remembering a massive meal you wolfed down can make you feel fuller, an inaccurate memory of the meal can lead to a feeling of still being hungry. Lead researcher Jeffrey Brunstrom and his team showed 100 volunteers either a small or large portion of tomato soup before lunch and then used a hidden pump to refill or empty the bowl without the subject noticing. "For the first time, this manipulation exposed the independent and important contribution of memory processes to satiety," Brunstrom explained. "Opportunities exist to capitalize on this finding to reduce energy intake in humans." After their meal, volunteers’ self-reporting of their hunger level was influenced by the amount of soup consumed, the researchers said. However, two to three hours after the meal ended, the pattern flipped and a person’s hunger level was dictated by the perceived amount in the bowl at the beginning of the meal rather than the actual amount. Participants who were shown 500 ml of soup experienced greater satiety than those shown 300 ml even though they did not actually consume 500 ml of soup. Both sides received 400 ml of soup, so their intake was identical even though their fullness was not. One day later, the researchers examined expected satiation for the two groups. Participants also answered an open-ended question about the purpose of the study and Brunstrom's team believes its findings s suggest that the role of memory is substantial and can be triggered without explicitly cueing a memory of a recent meal. The study did not draw the same cause-and-effect relationship between hunger and memory that previous studies have shown, but one brave team of money wasters, er, researchers, cannot possibily accomplish everything in just one study………

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