Monday, December 17, 2012

Hannah Montana: punk rock poseur, Linsanity returns to NYC and tiny earthquakes predict big ones


- Smaller earthquakes as a predictor for bigger tremors? It sounds logical and according to Stanford geophysics professor Paul Segall, it may be. These tiny tremors, smaller than earthquakes, routinely shake the Cascadia subduction zone deep beneath the Pacific Northwest. This zone is the intersection of two of Earth's tectonic plates, where the massive chunks of earth collide and one haltingly slides below the other. The resulting Cascadia Fault stretches for almost 700 miles from Northern California up to Canada and the sheer force required to shove a piece of ocean crust into Earth's mantle can produce mega-earthquakes along the zone, as in Japan and Sumatra. However, the Cascadia subduction zone has not experienced a major earthquake since 1700, during which time faults in the western Pacific have seen deadly quake after deadly quake. That number inlcudes an estimated 9.0-magnitude earthquake that generated an enormous tsunami that killed trees in Puget Sound and traveled across the ocean to Japan. Segall and his research team uses computational models of the region to determine whether the cumulative effects of many small events can trigger a major earthquake. Such tremors observed in the area are periodic, coming about every 15 months, and were first identified in 2003. That allows researchers to use them as a good measuring and predictive tool as these slow-slip earthquakes creep along the fault at about 4 mph for two weeks at a time. They occur about 18 miles below Earth's surface, deeper than the zone where big earthquakes rupture. There is a growing belief in the world of seismology that the tremors are evidence of the sinking tectonic plate gradually dropping into the Earth, which may "load" the shallower, locked zone of the fault. Segall's group simulates the slow-slip and tremors on a computer model of the subduction zone and with more refinement, he opes to possibly identify the signature of events that could trigger a large earthquake. "You have these small events every 15 months or so, and a magnitude-9 earthquake every 500 years. We need to known whether you want to raise an alert every time one of these small events happens," Segall said. More research is needed, but better quake-predicting tools could probably be useful………..


- New York Knicks point guard Raymond Felton needs to give his team’s fans more credit. Felton and the rest of the Knicks are off to an Eastern Conference-best 18-5 start and preparing to face the return of Linsanity at Madison Square Garden on Monday night. Guard Jeremy Lin, who skyrocketed to stardom when he emerged off the end of the Knicks' bench in early February to lead the team to seven straight wins before leaving as a free agent in the offseason, will return to Manhattan with his new team, the Houston Rockets. So far, Lin has been a colossal disappointment in Houston, averaging 10.8 points and shooting a meager 39.5 percent after signing a three-year, $25 million contract with the Rockets over the summer. His new team is 11-12 and light years behind the one he left, but for some reason Felton is concerned that Knicks fans may boo Lin Monday night. Felton wants the hometown fans to cheer Lin instead of giving him a typical New York reception. "They should. By all means, I hope they do," Felton said. "They should give him a standing ovation when he comes back here, without a doubt." Cheering Lin seems like a no-brainer in Manhattan. Had he stayed, he likely would have been exposed the same way he has in Houston as a good player, but not a star and certainly not deserving of a $8 million a season. Lin himself insists that he can and will turn his season around, but admits he hasn’t been very good thus far. "Terrible," he said. "I'm not doing close to what I'm capable of doing. It's a matter of figuring out how to play more like myself within the system. I'll be my harshest critic, but I'm doing terrible." Instead of throwing big money away on a no-defense shooting guard who can’t shoot, the Knicks decided against matching the Houston Rockets' offer sheet, which contained a "poison pill" $14.9 million figure in Year 3 and general manager Glen Grunwald obtained Felton in a sign and trade and signed Jason Kidd in free agency. Both have been infinitely more productive this season than Lin, so there is no reason for anyone in New York to be angry about a situation that has worked out perfectly for them……….


- Europeans do love their expensive clothing, fashion items and fragrances. They may have to learn to love luxury perfumes a little less if the European Union introduces measures that could cripple the $25 billion global industry in the name of protecting consumers against allergies. Perfume makers are concerned that new laws severely curbing or even banning natural ingredients used in best-selling scents could put many of them out of business. The proposed legislation will be unveiled in draft form next year and in addition to tightening laws on ingredients, some manufacturers fear it will shed light on the best-kept secret in the trade: many big brands have been tweaking their formulas for years. "It is a taboo in the industry. People are scared to say anything about it," said Fflur Roberts, head of luxury goods at market research company Euromonitor. Some of the fragrance industry’s biggest names will be hit hard if the new law is passed, including Dior, Chanel and Guerlain. Yes, this law could mean the death of the über-creepy Brad Pitt Chanel ads. The scent titans are mostly those who have been in the perfume industry for more than half a century because they use many natural ingredients and were created before scientists started looking into perfumes' potential health hazards. The reason many perfume makers do not want anyone knowing that their recipes have changed is because they fear they could lose customers or damage their carefully nurtured luxury brand. "If this law goes ahead I am finished, as my perfumes are all filled with these ingredients," whined Frederic Malle, who owns high-end perfume company Editions de Parfums Frederic Malle. Some traditional essences been blacklisted in recent decades due to health concerns and with an estimated 5 million to 15 million people, or 1 to 3 percent of the EU population, allergic or potentially allergic to natural ingredients contained in fine perfumes, the problem is not going away. If the recommendations are enforced by the European Commission, the International Fragrance Association estimates some 9,000 perfume formulas would have to be changed and the world may never smell the same again………


- Go ahead and insert the appropriate jokes here: ____________. Yes, it’s true. Mitt Romney robbed a Virginia bank Saturday. OK, so technically it was a man wearing what appears to be a Mitt Romney mask, but don’t act like Romney doesn’t need something to do with himself these days. Maybe it really was Romney and he was just looking to return the mountains of money Goldman Sachs and their banking brethren poured into his presidential campaign in an attempt to buy White House influences or maybe Romney was having a flashback to his Bain Capital days and staging a different sort of hostile takeover. Then there is the chance that this particular bank, a Wells Fargo branch in the town of Sterling, is a magnet for would-be robbers who have a political message to send. The same bank was hit by a robber in a Hillary Clinton mask two years ago, so perhaps a Dick Cheney or John McCain mask will be on the head of the next person to barge through the doors toting a gun. This particular robbery was not a standard grab-and-go  and this bold robber was in no hurry – at least not until he got as much as he possibly could. In addition to wielding the handgun and the ever-terrifying mask of a wealthy Mormon who was curb-stomped in a presidential election that proved no one wants a president named after a piece of baseball equipment, the robber also wore a Florida State sweatshirt and demanded money from all five tellers at the bank before exiting the building. Depending on how smart this robber was, the search to find his or her identity could be a short one. A Party City store is located behind the bank and police are investigating whether anyone bought a Romney mask the day before the robbery. Oh, and has anyone seen Mitt Romney lately and does he have an alibi for this one……….


- The standards for being a real punk rocker surely have slipped. Back when punk was beginning as a genre and artists such as Iggy Pop, the Clash, the Ramones and the Sex Pistols were driving punk, the movement was about being anti-establishment and having a provocative point of view. After Sunday night’s VH1 Divas concert, the standard to qualify as punk appears to be throwing on a revealing leather outfit, singing a bastardized version of someone else’s song and grabbing your crotch on stage while a stripper writhes on a metal pole nearby. The person at the center of this hot mess is the daughter of history’s most iconic mullet, Miley Cyrus. Yes, Hannah Montana herself hopped on stage at Los Angeles’ Shrine Auditorium rocking a midriff-exposing studded leather outfit with spikes protruding from the shoulders and proceeded to grab her crotch while murdering the chorus of Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell.” Mix in some skanks dancing in cages, the aforementioned stripper and the requisite overflow of pyrotechnics and this has to be punk rock, right? Nice try, Cyrus and VH1. It’s as punk as Cyrus is Joe Strummer and furthermore, what the hell happened to the whole concept of being a diva? Granted, no one wants to see the same artists trotted out year after year for a supposed divas concert, but in that case you JUST DON’T HAVE ONE EVERY YEAR. Trying to shoehorn Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson and Natasha Bedingfield in as divas was enough of a reach without Cyrus insulting punk rock by ruining Idol’s famed anthem. Pervs everywhere may have enjoyed Liam Hemsworth’s lady in a cleavage-revealing top and with her Susan Powter-worthy new blonde ‘do out of a bottle, but what really put this debacle over the top was Cyrus going pathetic dog “parent” after the show and dedicating the song to her dog Lila, who passed away earlier this week. "Feeling connected to my baby girl Lila after tonight," Cyrus tweeted after the show. "I know she's up in doggy heaven proud of her mommy for staying strong." Go away, kook……….

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