Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Visitors heart Portugal, the BBC grasps for reality karaoke TV straws and .217 Patriots


- When you need a healthy wide receiver under your Christmas tree at this time of the year, you don’t give a damn if Santa brings you a guy who nearly shattered the breathalyzer during a recent traffic stop. The NFL’s best team is a squad in need of another pass catcher as the season enters its final two weeks and thus, the New England Patriots are totally OK with the fact that newly signed receiver Michael Floyd had a blood-alcohol level of .217 when he was arrested after falling asleep in the driver's seat of his vehicle while stopped at a traffic signal on Dec. 12. The Scottsdale Police Department confirmed those facts of the case involving Floyd, who was subsequently released by the Arizona Cardinals and has since been claimed off waivers by the New England Patriots. On the fateful night, he was arrested and charged with obstructing a roadway, DUI impaired to the slightest degree, DUI blood-alcohol content above .08 and failure to obey a police officer. In a video released by police, an officer knocked on the window with his flashlight in an attempt to awaken Floyd, but was unsuccessful and had to pound on the window with his fist to awaken a startled Floyd, who then struggled mightily with instructions to put his car in park and turn it off - or even to place his hands on the steering wheel and leave them there. Based on that display, he’s staring down Arizona state law which brings harsh penalties, including jail time, for having a blood-alcohol level over .15 and even tougher penalties for a BAC over .20. A guy who had a BAC of .19 when he was arrested on campus at Notre Dame in 2011 may be convicted for a first offense of operating a motor vehicle with a BAC over .20 and if so, would face a mandatory jail sentence of at least 45 days, have to use an ignition interlock system, pay a $500 fine and contribute $1,000 to a prison construction fund and $1,000 to a public safety equipment fund. But until then, he can chase a Super Bowl ring with the 12-2 Pats………


- Three people and apparently three combined IQ points. They are the three men allegedly spotted stealing TVs from a Sand Springs, Oklahoma Walmart. One of this genius trio is clinging to life in critical condition at a local hospital, while his compatriots are already in custody and staring down grand larceny and felony eluding charges. The fun began early in the morning with a report of three people stealing televisions at the Walmart and because crime has a way of happening often at this particular business’ locations, police weren’t far away and responded to the scene to find the criminal trip wrapping up the grab portion of their smash-and-grab operation. When they saw the fuzz coming their way, the thieves fled the scene and quickly made their way to Highway 51, where they tried to put distance between themselves and the long arm of the law by driving at speeds up to 120 mph. Unfortunately for these three, they’re even worse at high-speed driving than they are at planning a successful theft and as a result, an accident ensued. The interesting aspect of the crash is that, according to investigators, the driver could not see well because the car was so full of TVs. Maybe next time, steal a cargo van or at least a minivan and you’ll have more space for your loots, fellas. In the crash, one person - police believe it to be the driver - was ejected from the car and now resides in critical conditions in a hospital bed. The crash shut down two lanes of the highway for several hours and needless to say, the stolen TVs weren’t in any real condition to be returned to the store and sold. Next thing the thieves have to do with TV will likely be making a video court appearance for the start of their criminal case……..


- Is there a reality karaoke show quota for British television networks we don’t know about? Otherwise, the BBC just looks panicky and reactionary for commissioning a new singing competition following its loss of “The Voice” to rival ITV. Thus, a show with the working title “Pitch Battle,” which sadly has nothing to do with either baseball or cricket, but will instead have the noble goal of finding the United Kingdom’s best singing group, regardless of its genre or origin. It could be a pop karaoke outfit, a country/folk karaoke pop group, a children’s karaoke choir or a barbershop quartet karaoke outfit. It’s all inspired by the movie “Pitch Perfect,” so the show will feature a number of choral challenges including ones derived from the movie. There will be riff-offs, a soloist’s challenge and an a capella round over the course of five hour-long heat episodes before culminating in a live finale. The show will slide directly into the Saturday primetime slot vacated by the departure of “The Voice” and it comes rom production company Today’s Child, run by Karen Smith, a former “Strictly Come Dancing” executive producer. “After a divisive, depressing 2016, we’re bringing some humor and harmony to 2017 in a contemporary new format with story, scale and spelling-binding, hairs-on-the-back-of-your neck performances,” Smith said. It truly has been a rough year for the BBC, which lost another of its flagship series, “The Great British Bake Off,” earlier this year after Channel 4 secured the rights to the hit show. At this point, the BBC is clearly scrambling and attempting to plug the many, many holes in its reality television dam with whatever half-baked ideas it can hatch………


- No matter how poorly governed it may be, the fact remains that people love to visit Portugal. As a result, the Iberian Peninsula nation’s fragile economy is getting a tonic from tourism this year, with revenue up by more than 10 percent through October including a 20 percent jump in visitors from the United States. Accoring to tourism minister Ana Mendes Godinho, the sector brought in some 11 billion euros ($11.5 billion) in the first 10 months of 2016 and for a country that is clearly hurting fiscally, seeing revenues in any area increase by 1 billion euros over the same period last year is exactly the kind of music that will have Portuguese dancing in the streets of Lisbon, Faro, Sagres, Tunes and beyond. Mendes Godinho said in a statement that beyond the 20-percent jump in American visitors, the number of French visitors increased by almost 18 percent. The biggest chunk of the credit for Portugal’s sudden surge in tourists is the country’s mid-Atlantic Azores Islands, which posted the strongest growth with a 30-percent increase. News like this makes the Portuguese government seems slightly less insane when it espouses hope that the economy will grow 1.2 percent this year. For a country for which government debt is 133 percent of GDP, one of the European Union's highest marks, turning the economy around is a long-term proposition built on hundreds of small steps, of which this this just might be one of the first………

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