Friday, December 23, 2016

Beauty queen rage, Arctic Monkeys back together and Russia praises itself


- For some time now, observers have wondered if the NFL would ever follow the example of its major American sports peers and establish a viable minor league or developmental league system. The reality of a full-fledged minor league system is still light years from ever happening, but apparently professional football will launch a spring development league in 2017, providing a place for aspiring NFLers to develop their skills and possibly earn the attention of teams interested in bringing them in for training camp in the summer. The NFL Management Council notified teams that the unimaginatively named "Spring League" will have four teams consisting of veteran free-agent players and those four teams will train at Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia, from April 5 through April 26. It’s a short-term endeavor in a place known for attracting tourists rather than aspiring professional football players seeking a second chance in the league, but this won't be a league in which teams can develop their own young players. None of the NFL’s 32 clubs will be allowed to allocate players to the league, so all of those taking part will theoretically be free agents who are trying to prove that they can still contribute to a team enough to justify a roster spot. During the course of the three weeks of the Spring League, the four teams will play a total of six games, providing a limited chance to see if any of the players are worth picking up…….


- The only flaw in Russian despot/President Vlad Putin’s bold proclamation to an annual end-of-year meeting Thursday with defense chiefs is that he apparently made it with a shirt on. Putin, in the dictator’s version of a company retreat, told the leaders of his country’s military that their forces can overpower any potential foe but should still strengthen their nuclear arsenal. "We can say with certainty: We are stronger now than any potential aggressor," Putin told the meeting. "Anyone." The despot’s remarks came at the tail end of a year in which tensions between Russia and the West have remained on edge over the civil war in Syria, with Putin ramping up his rhetoric amidst allegations of Russian hacking and interference in the just-completed American presidential election. Topics such as Russia's 2014 annexation of Crimea and surreptitious support of separatists in eastern Ukraine, Russia launching an air offensive in Syria to support President Bashar Assad and Russia conducting a flurry of military drills near its borders this past year have only amplified tensions. This gathering, held at the defense ministry's headquarters in Moscow, featured Putin declaring that Russia should be swift in "adjusting plans to neutralize potential threats to our country." The current story is that Russia is merely responding to a growing NATO threat, which even Putin can’t actually believe. "We need to enhance the combat capability of strategic nuclear forces, primarily by strengthening missile complexes that will be guaranteed to penetrate existing and future missile defense systems," Putin said. Once Putin finished his grandstanding at the meeting, Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu presented an annual report that lauded Russian military achievements in Syria and ongoing efforts to modernize the army……….


- Could the Monkeys be back together? Word on the social media street is that Arctic Monkeys have been spotted around their native Sheffield, enjoying each other’s company and a few nights out on the town and sparking rumors that they may have commenced work on their first album in nearly four years. They released “AM” back in 2013 and toured in support of the album, but elected not to follow that up with another album, instead staying busy with side-projects – as Matt Helders played with Iggy Pop for the ‘Post Pop Depression’ album and tour, while Alex Turner released an album and EP with The Last Shadow Puppets. Yet last summer, revived rumors of Arctic Monkeys returning to the studio together rose up despite Turner insisting that there was no rush to record a new release. “No, there aren’t really, not yet,” he said when asked about plans for the band’s sixth album. “But there will be at some point. I mean, we’ll see with that. No rush.” Taking sightings around Sheffield and various social media posts as definitive evidence that a new album is underway is the height of optimistic speculation, especially amongst those in the band’s hometown, but for one of the best indie rock bands on the scene, the prospect of new music after nearly four years apart is something worth looking forward to…….


- Do NOT f*ck with Miss Miami Lakes. Beauty queens are known for going hard and possessing an extreme sense of entitlement, but perhaps no one embodies that ideal of taking minimal actual achievement and blending it with A-lister boorish behavior quite as well as Vanessa Barcelo, who is charged with attacking a man during a drunken party at her home. Barcelo was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery and battery, all stemming from an incident in which a party at her home got out of control in a hurry. The Miss Florida USA 2017 contestant was reportedly hosting a party when a guest raised her ire - possibly by not being attractive enough, maybe by being not nearly stylish enough - and inspired Barcelo to demand that the man leave. According to the police report, most of the guests, including Barcelo, were "very intoxicated,” which goes a long way toward explaining why Barcelo and another man allegedly pushed the guest down the stairs and Barcelo then swung a baseball bat at the guest and punched him. For her part, Barcelo denied hitting the man while he was on the ground. If this is how she’s acting now, when the only thing she’s won is an über-small-time beauty pageant and is merely one of many contestants for Miss Florida USA, just imagine what kind of over-the-top behavior she would be exhibiting if she actually won something that actually matters in the beauty pageant world……..

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