Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Romania v. Hungary v. UNESCO, Aquaman's movie debut date and idiots ring bells for weeks


- Why is it such a fight to get the NFL to not have its head up its legalistic ass? The league is far too militant about subjects that simply don’t matter at all, all in the name of micromanaging every aspect of the game and trying to control its image to a finite degree. Its uniform police have long operated on a Third World dictator-level of control, but this past Sunday, the NFL’s corporate stooges deigned to allow players to wear - gasp - unique, specially designed cleats promoting various charitable causes with which they’re associated. But wait, what of the Tennessee Titans and Cleveland Browns, the two teams with a bye week and therefore excluded from the temporary relaxation of NFL uniform rules? Initially, the word was that missing the My Cause My Cleats weekend meant that Titans and Browns players wouldn’t get to take part, even by wearing their specialized cleats this coming Sunday. At least two Titans, cornerback Jason McCourty and tight end Delanie Walker, planned to wear their special cleats anyway in a wholly defensible “eff you” to the ass hats who run the league. McCourty would be promoting a joint charity he and his twin brother, New England Patriots safety Devin McCourty, have a joint charity called Tackle Sickle Cell. "I believe you should be [allowed], so I'll be wearing mine for the game," Jason McCourty said. Alas, the league has realized how bad it looked in all of this and has done a last-minute change of its stance. "We have spoken to both the Titans and Browns," NFL senior vice president of communications Natalie Ravitz said. "Players from the two teams on a bye last week can participate in My Cause/My Cleats in Week 14." How verrrrry munificent of you……..


- It’s another moronic example of someone doing an insane task in a lame effort to get their name in the Guinness Book of World Records. Sure, this time the idiot in question did so in the name of charity, but that doesn’t make it any less ridiculous. Enter Gulfport, Mississippi resident Jamie Richardson who is now a world record holder and should not be the least bit proud of it. For six-plus days, Richardson stood and rang a bell, over and over, allowed only a five-minute break every hour. He finally broke the 150-hour record at 7 a.m., surrounded by his friends and family, who should have been ashamed to be associated with this farce at all. "My hands are sore and cold from the wet but they'll be okay," Richardson said. The reason he rang that damn bell for so damn long and went without sleep for nearly a week is to benefit the Salvation Army, a charitable organization that means a lot to he and his family. He was once homeless and went to the Salvation Army for assistance. "We got through it. We went to the Salvation Army and they became family to us," Richardson said. Family friends said Richardson made it clear all along that he wanted the focus of his record-breaking effort to be on the organization and not on himself, but it’s pretty clear that all of the headlines are about a guy who didn’t work or sleep for nearly a week so he could unleash one of the most annoying sounds known to mankind, over and over again. After wrapping up his bell-ringing record, he went to church with his family and then headed home for some long-overdue sleep……..


- Warner Bros.’ water-based superhero finally has a debut date. Aquaman will finally get his chance to stand alone and shine in the running DC/Marvel superhero race for cinematic glory, as Warner Bros. has finally confirmed the release date for the film starring Jason Momoa as Aquaman and Amber Heard as Mera. That dynamic duo will hit cinema screens in October 2018, which is still a long freaking way off and three years after Momoa made his debut as Aquaman in this year’s “Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice.” Fans won't have to wait until 2018 to see them again, as Momoa will reprise his role next year’s Justice League movie, joined by Heard in her debut performance as Mera after she was cast in the role back in March. Aquaman and his cadre of water-based powers made their DC Comics debut in 1941, but amazingly, Momoa’s brief appearance in “Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice” represented the first time the character has appeared in a live-action film. The Aquaman movie will be helmed by director James Wan, who also directed “Fast & Furious 7” and “The Conjuring,” with “Batman v. Superman” director Zack Snyder serving as an executive producer. “I kind of don’t want to give too much away but know this: The spirit that I’m going for is like a classic sort of swashbuckling action adventure, sort of high seas adventure story,” Wan said of the film. “It’s ultimately a quest story in the spirit of Raiders Of The Lost Ark meets Romancing The Stone.” In truth, all of that matters very little because people love superhero movies and will fork over their movie dollars to see them no matter how good they are……..


- It’s Romania v. Hungary in a battle of small, eastern European countries most people around the world would struggle to locate on a map. But this fight isn't over territory, borders or even economic interests…no, it’s over a festival. The center of the drama is a senior ethnic Hungarian politician who says the Romanian culture ministry discriminated against the Hungarian community in failing to win international recognition for a religious festival. The individual throwing shade is Csilla Hegedus, deputy head of the Union of Democratic Hungarians in Romania, with claims that 100 Hungarian experts had worked six years to secure UNESCO protection for a Catholic pilgrimage in northwest Romania where 1.4 million Hungarians live. According to Hegedus, a Romanian culture ministry official failed to provide UNESCO with documentation it requested about the festival. Ah, nothing gets the blood boiling quite like a failure to submit the proper paperwork and undercutting a push for UNESCO protection of a religious festival. In truth, this is merely the latest escalation in rising tensions between the two countries, coming not long after Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto told Hungarian diplomats not to attend Romania's national day celebration. Add in the fact that Transylvania became part of Romania in 1918 after long existing as part of the Austro-Hungarian empire and you have all of the ingredients you need for a combustible mix that can go boom over something as simple as seeking United Nations recognition and protection for a religious festival………

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