Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Cross-country skiing rage, prison toilet escapes and Linkin Park's Hall of Fame self-induction


- What do Sarajevo, Paris and Beijing have in common this year? Aside from being places many Americans would have locating on a map without the assistance of Google, they’re all places that have spent at least part of the year coping with serious pollution problems that have led to government officials instituting severe driving restrictions or bans aimed at curbing the wheels of large numbers of their respective cities’ drivers for certain days of the week. Beijing led the way, Paris followed within the past few weeks and now, Sarajevo authorities have banned half of the city's cars from driving on city streets in an attempt to ease air pollution. The local government ordered the introduction of alternative driving days for cars with even and odd numbered license plates and made public transportation free until the situation improves, nearly identical to the measures Paris has implemented and other cities have utilized as a method of trying to lessen the level of toxicity in their air. As part of Sarajevo’s efforts, some outdoor construction work has also been halted and in a city located in a narrow valley that hinders the free flow of air, every small step is helpful in combating the dense fog that has obscured the view of the city from surrounding hills for more than a week. If you’re someone who actually believes official government statistics in situations like this, Sarajevo’s numbers from the past seven days show that the concentration of hazardous air particles have been between six and 10 times above the acceptable limit. Assume it’s at least 50 percent worse than that and you have an idea of what we’re dealing with here………


- Is Chester Bennington the one who always raps or the one who always screams? It’s hard to remember, but either way, the co-frontman of nu-metal/electronica band Linkin Park is confident that in a few years, when he, Mike Shinoda and the fellas are eligible for induction into the wholly meaningless vacuum of musical memorabilia that is the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, they’ll be inducted alongside the scores of disco, pop, jazz and dance music artists who already crowd the Hall’s halls and have their lunchboxes, jumpsuits and instruments on display inside plastic cases. Artists have been inducted every year since 1986, with performers becoming eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their debut album. Recent inductees include Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, David Bowie, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground and Joni Mitchell and if you ask Bennington, Linkin Park are a lock to join their ranks. “There’s no way that we can’t be,” Bennington said. “Biggest-debuting album of the 21st century. I mean, how can you not get in?” He added that the band’s chances of future induction are at “a hundred percent,” although that honor will have to wait until at least 2025, when the band’s debut album, “Hybrid Theory,” turns 25. That album has racked up 27 million sales worldwide and Linkin Park has somehow won two Grammys amongst many industry honors it has achieved. Self-inducting your band into the Hall of Fame is a bit presumptuous, but given the low threshold the hall has set over the years, it really isn't a stretch to imagine the Park getting voted in…….


- What a story from Tennessee, where a toilet, Cock(e) and prison escape all came together over the holiday weekend. Yes, excitement was high in Cocke County, where six inmates escaped from the Cocke County Jail Annex during the early morning hours through an escape plan that has been utilized by prisoners for almost as long as there have been prisons, creating a hole behind the toilet in their cell and using it to get into the prison’s inner workings, thereby making their getaway. According to investigators, the inmates escaped through a hole behind a stainless steel toilet, with a little help from their old friend opportunity. "The inmates escaped after a water leak occurred behind a wall unit stainless steel toilet. Apparently the bolts holding the unit rusted out and there was prior damage to the concrete due to plumbing repairs,” the sheriff’s department said in a statement. “The inmates vandalized the lavatory removing it from the wall and gained access to a hole which led outside of the facility." Sadly, three of the inmates proved that they were much better at escaping prison than remaining free, as John Mark Speir was caught at a home in Cosby and Steven Lewis was captured after a foot chase in the Carson Springs community. A third inmate, Eric S. Click, was captured the next day and two men, Daniel Speir and Jarred Schoondermark, were charged with harboring a fugitive following Speir's arrest. Three other escapees, John Thomas Shehee, Harce Wade Allen, and David Wayne Frazier, have been able to keep their temporary freedom going longer than the rest of their friends, but look for them all to be reunited behind bars very soon……..


- Never underestimate the ire of cross-country skiiers. They strap on giant-ass skis, they fight the cold and powder across extreme distances and they do it all wearing full-body spandex. They have reason to be chafed and right now, the target of their outrage is the International Olympic Committee's approach to anti-doping issues. That approach has inspired more than 100 cross-country ski athletes from eight nations to sign their name to a letter demanding a meeting with the leadership of skiing's world governing body, FIS, in the wake of controversial comments by its longtime president. "We believe a soft-handed approach to anti-doping is allowing cheating to persist in our sport," the letter stated. "We request stronger leadership by both the FIS and the IOC." The letter’s credibility is bolstered by the signatures of Olympic medalists from several of the sport's strongholds -- Sweden, Norway, Germany, Finland and France -- along with dozens of other athletes who added their names during a signature-gathering effort conducted at World Cup competitions this month. In a wonderfully ironic twist, among them are four Russian athletes, all women, including 2010 Olympic team sprint bronze medalist Natalia Korosteleva. Russia opposing rather than systematically engaging in doping is a new concept, but maybe it’s legit. There are also 13 U.S. athletes on the list, including Kikkan Randall and Jessie Diggins, the 2013 team sprint world champions. The pissed-off posse of pole-toters wants a meeting with FIS president Gian-Franco Kasper at the February world championships in Finland and there, will join the growing number of athletes from across the sporting world pushing for a World Anti-Doping Agency with more power and autonomy………

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