Sunday, December 04, 2016

Nazi gates in Norway, Wu-Tang's strife and MLB fights tweakers


- And yet there will still be cheaters because there’s lots of money to be earned. It’s good that Major League Baseball is increasing penalties for using banned stimulants and is adding more random drug tests, but until a first positive PED test results in a lifetime ban and immediate forfeiture of any money owed under a player’s contract, guys will continue to cheat because they can make a lot of money by doing so. Under the terms of a change to the sport's drug agreement, the suspension for a second stimulant violation goes up from 25 to 50 games, while a third violation would result in a 100-game penalty, up from 80. The penalty for a first stimulant violation remains follow-up testing and the discipline for a fourth stays at up to a permanent suspension, with the first-offense penalty the glaring weak link in this armor. MLB did conduct 8,281 drug tests -- 6,634 urine and 1,647 blood -- in the year ending with this season's World Series, up 123 from the previous season and 352 from two seasons ago. With this new rule, random urine tests will increase from 3,200 to 4,800 in season and from 350 to 1,550 during the offseason, ensuring at least one offseason test for all 40-man roster players, while random blood tests rise from 260 to 500 in season and from 140 to 400 in the offseason. Dr. Jeffrey M. Anderson, the program's independent program administrator, issued his annual report this week, with 105 theraputic use exemptions for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and one exemption each for hypertension and hypercalciuria (calcium in urine) issued. In other words, best of luck to all of the cheaters out there in MLB working to scam the system this offseason……….


- If you can’t make real news by arresting real criminals, then why not make it up, eh Santa Maria Police Department? The SMPD is taking all kinds of heat after Chief Ralph Martin decided to throw a plot twist in his department’s war against local gangs by issuing a fake press release reporting the arrest of two gang members as a ruse to mislead rivals who planned to kill them. The fake news release infuriated some local news outlets, who worried that reporting bogus news fed to them directly by the local police would undermine their credibility with their respective audiences. Those outfits are already fighting a losing battle against the proliferation of fake news on social media and elsewhere, so taking on the long arm of the law only deepens that struggle. That argument didn’t faze Santa Maria Police Chief Ralph Martin, who argued that his approach saved two lives and helped extend an investigation that took down 17 gang members for 10 slayings and plots to kill eight others, including the two men placed in protective custody and used as theoretical bait. Of course, the next time his department sends out a news release that demands immediate action by news organizations in order to relay an important message to the public and those news organizations ignore it, Martin may regret his tactics, but for now, he can revel in the temporary high of getting over on a local gang that now knows it can’t actually believe anything that comes out of his mouth…….


- Wu-Tang Clan has never been the most functional rap outfit. While extremely talented and even revolutionary within the hip-hop world, the Wu has been on the verge of imploding for virtually every day of its existence. Thus, it should surprise no one that Wu-Tang member U-God is reportedly filing a lawsuit against his own bandmates, claiming that he hasn’t been paid for his royalty payments on 12 Wu-Tang albums over the past six years and demanding his 2-percent share of the merchandising rights, plus his share of the $2 million the group received for selling the lone copy of its most recent album, ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin,” to infamous pharmaceutical entrepreneur /world-class d-bag Martin Shkreli. U-God is a founding member of the pioneering New York City hip-hop collective and is seeking $2.5 million from his fellow Clan members. He blames the supposed need for the lawsuit on group leader RZA and as part of the suit, he’s demanding a full audit of the group’s finances, supposedly to certify how much each member of the group will be paid in future. The Shkreli/“Shaolin” mess is one the entire group would probably like to forget at this point, given that Shkreli bought it under a contract that banned him from releasing the 110-minute-long album for 88 years after the purchase, an agreement he violated within a year by leaking parts of it after last month’s presidential election. Oh, and Shkreli has since been revealed to be a price-gouging piece of sh*t who raises the price of life-saving medication by 5,000 percent in the name of sheer corporate greed, so there’s that as well. All in all, right now is just not all that great a time for the Wu………


- It sounds like an absurd riddle, but it’s a true story and one Norwegian police apparently aren’t all that close to cracking. Police in the western city of Bergen are trying to determine how an iron gate stolen from the Nazis' Dachau concentration camp in southern Germany ended up in western Norway, but they’re not doing very well and according to police spokeswoman Kari Bjoerkhaug Trones , the investigation has hit a snag because "no useable evidence" has been found. The infamous gate is topped with the cryptic slogan "Arbeit macht frei" — "Work sets you free" — and it was found Nov. 28 under a tarp at a parking lot in a settlement north of Bergen, Norway's second-largest city. Why someone would go to such lengths to steal the gate, knowing its genocidal history as the imposing sight greeting Jews sent to live, work and eventually die at a Nazi concentration camp, and then abandon it in a parking lot on the far left coast of a frigid Scandinavian nation is befuddling and Bjoerkhaug Trones said the gate that was now in police care, but had apparently been in the parking lot under the tarp “for quite some time with some junk.” Bergen police have no suspects, no leads and no idea what to do next, other than getting that gate back to Dachau where it belongs. The concentration camp near Munich was established by the Nazis in 1933, with the missing gate originally set into a larger gate at the camp's entrance…….

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