Thursday, December 22, 2016

College football stoners, cities robbing retirees and a "Dunes" remake director


- Since when does an 85-foot-tall artificial Christmas tree serve as a monument to peace and harmony? Since a Muslim businessman who erects it declares his faux-tree stationed in the middle of Baghdad as a symbol of solidarity with Christians this holiday season. According to Yassi Saad, he wanted to put the tallest tree in the Iraqi city with the aim at “joining our Christian brothers in their holiday celebrations and helping Iraqis forget their anguish, especially the war in Mosul.” It was a nice gesture - and one that will be lucky to survive the holiday season without being bombed to hell or burned down - and here’s hoping it inspires the sort of sentiment Saad clearly feels. The tree has a diameter of 33 feet and was erected in the center of an amusement park in the Iraqi capital at a cost of around $24,000. One local teacher took her students to visit the tree and they posed for photos in front of it while expressing hopes that Iraqi Christians an return to Iraq and live normal and peaceful lives. The country’s Christian community has steadily dwindled since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion, largely because Christians have been targeted by Islamic extremists on several occasions and have fled the country for both security reasons and better economic opportunities. One of the most noteworthy exoduses came when thousands of Christians fled Mosul and surrounding areas when IS swept across northern Iraq in the summer of 2014. The extremist/terrorist group forces Christians to convert to Islam or pay a special tax and often confiscates their property. The few Christians who have managed to return to villages outside of Mosul that have been retaken by Iraqi forces have come back only to find that their homes and churches have been ransacked. Maybe a fake tree can be a catalyst for change…….


- Ah, another Hollywood remake. The next one in the assembly line process is “Dune,” which was previously adapted into a 1984 film by David Lynch, who lined up a large ensemble cast including Francesca Annis, Kyle MacLachlan, Sting and Patrick Stewart. The “Dune” remake will likely be helmed by Denis Villeneuve, director of next year’s “Blade Runner 2049,” whose new thing is apparently directing remakes of various iconic sci-fi movies. Villeneuve is in talks to direct the remake after Legendary Pictures secured a new deal for the film and TV rights to Frank Herbert’s classic sci-fi novel and should he agree to take on the project, it would be his third sci-fi effort in a row following this year’s “Arrival” and next year’s “Blade Runner” sequel. To knock the recycling of “Dunes” is not to knock Villeneuve, who has done some bang-up work on films such as “Sicario,” “Enemy” and “Prisoners.” He may well craft something worthwhile out of this unimaginative, unoriginal effort, but it doesn’t lessen the lameness of continuing the remake and regurgitate every damn movie ever made in lieu of actually trying to craft something original. Yes, “Dune” has reached the enviable status of the best-selling sci-fi novel of all time, which is great, but it was also made into both a movie and  a three-part TV mini-series in 2000. In other words, it’s been done to death and it’s time to strike out in search of something that hasn’t been done before…….


- There’s nothing quite so bureaucratic/government-esque as a municipality coming back years after the fact to demand that dozens of retirees - including former police officers and firefighters — pay back a combined $1 million the city claims it errantly paid them nearly a decade ago. Such is life for former city of San Jose employees who are receiving very unwelcome messages from their former employer after an audit revealed the city messed up, overpaying retirees almost $1 million. Resolving this issue will take money from the pockets of about 300 retired San Jose police and firefighters and the city is mighty cold and detached about all of this. “The miscalculations were based on incorrect data that was being furnished from our payroll system to the retirement system,” said David Vossbrink, the city’s director of communications. In true, slow-moving governmental fashion, the city first found out about the problem in 2009 and only let retirees know about it last month. “It’s taken us several years to replace the incorrect data with a complete set of new data so the calculations could be completely accurate,” Vossbrink said. In a statement about the matter, Association of Retired San Jose Police Officers and Firefighters president Mike Alford said, “Our association is working to ensure that the mistake is promptly fixed in a legal and fair manner and that no retiree be placed in financial hardship because of the city’s mistake.” According to Vossbrink, the city has no choice but to pursue repayment, which the amount charged to each person ranging from a few hundred dollars to thousands. The city plans to host a series of public meetings inviting all affected retirees to talk about how they plan to repay the funds and in an ironic twist, some retirees also were underpaid and those individuals will now be reimbursed for lost wages………


- Few things are more hazardous to a college football player’s eligibility than the time off between the end of the regular season and their team’s bowl game. Since much of that time also comes with classes having ended for the semester, there is free time galore and what’s a college student-athlete to do during their down time other than be up to no good? Enter Texas A&M wide receiver Speedy Noil, who has been suspended from the team after he was charged with misdemeanor drug possession. Granted, his crime wasn’t exactly a serve one, but he is charged with possession of less than two ounces of marijuana. That could simply mean he and his freidns had already smoked most of their stash before police responded to a call regarding a disturbance at his off-campus apartment. Upon arriving, officers said they smelled marijuana and when Noil refused to allow them inside, they obtained a warrant and found the drugs. Noil, a junior from New Orleans, surrendered to College Station police, posted a $2,000 bond and was released, but it’s hardly the first time he’s been on the wrong side of the law since arriving in College Station. He suspended before a postseason game last year and missed the Aggies' 2016 season opener, so no one should be surprised that Noil has been foiled once more and will be AWOL when Texas A&M plays Kansas State on Dec. 28 at the Texas Bowl in Houston. At this point, he might want to use his time off to decide whether playing football is more important to him than getting high………

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