Friday, December 30, 2016

Francis Badwan's shoe paranoia, Burundi is bur-angry and axing Bob Bradley


- The coach of a professional sports team has to do something extremely offensive to get himself fired just 12 weeks after his hiring. For a case study in how to make it happen, take a close look at former U.S. men’s national team and now-former Swansea City coach Bob Bradley. Swansea broke off the American bench boss just 85 days after being brought on board because the Swans accumulated just eight points during Bradley's 11 games in charge. How does a coach, even in the high-pressure world of European professional soccer, wear out his welcome in less than three months? According to Bradley, he knew about the negativity surrounding Swansea, brought on in part by the sale of the club to Steve Kaplan and Jason Levien earlier this year, but he believes owners Kaplan and Levien, as well as chairman Huw Jenkins, lost their nerve and fired him in a panic move. A four-point haul from the club's first seven games and poor performance of late has slotted Swansea in 19th place, firmly in the relegation zone and ahead of last-placed Hull City only on goal differential. Bradley had just returned home from training when Jenkins summoned him to the team's academy for a meeting and like many employees summoned suddenly into a murky meeting by their boss, he was well aware the end was near. "As soon as I got the message I knew what was happening," Bradley said.  "When Huw and I met, he just talked about the fact that [I] came into a tough situation, that there was at this point, such a negative atmosphere around the club and as a result felt they needed to make a change." The veteran coach believed the team could have bolstered its roster during the upcoming January transfer window and rallied back up the standings, but now that task will fall to someone else…….


- Times are hard in Florida and even elementary school-age children trying to make a quick buck selling lemonade in their front yard need to have their head on a freaking swivel while on the clock. That means you, Lucas White, and your 9-year-old friend who were selling lemonade at a stand in their neighborhood in Hillsborough County when a pair of teenage suspects robbed them of their small stash of cash. The suspects, 19-year-old Deante Small and a 16-year-old cohort, made their brazen cash grab at an apartment complex on Livingston Avenue, but this was no ordinary lemonade stand robbery. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, a verbal argument ensued when the suspects weren't happy with how much drink they were given and at that point, one of the proprietors of the stand did what 9 year olds are wont to do in times of disagreement, throwing a temper tantrum by hurling a cup of lemonade on the juvenile suspect. Rather than act like the person in the incident much closer to adulthood, the juvenile pushed the child to the ground and grabbed an iPod from the stand before fleeing. Small grabbed a cup that contained about $13, then followed suit with a reprehensible drink-and-dash. White and his friend told the nearest responsible adult, who called police. Officers were soon able to locate the suspects, but they didn’t find the money or iPod. Still, Small was charged with robbery by sudden snatching, and the juvenile was charged with battery and petit theft. In the end, the incident proved to be a business boon for the two children, who saw sales skyrocket as people in the community heard about their plight and reached out to buy some watered-down, warm lemonade from two kids on the side of the road………


- Anyone who’s ever seen British indie rockers The Horrors live knows that eccentric frontman Faris Badwan is a man who often has fashion on his mind. The shaggy-haired rocker is renowned for always rocking skinny jeans and is on the record as saying that he always sticks to wearing black as he looks ”very ill” in other colors. “I like jeans that stop at the ankles and I love drainpipes. My favorite jeans are Levi’s,” Badwan said. “I stick to wearing black because brown makes me look very ill, and I already have a tendency to look ill anyway.” However, as much attention as he clearly pays to his own jeans and sartorial choices, apparently he doesn’t feel the same way about other parts of the wardrobe. In the world according to Badwan, he can’t understand why people wear shoes to make a fashion statement. In fact, the opinionated frontman says he’s always suspicious of “experimental footwear,” preferring to stick to more tried-and-true means of protecting his feet from the elements. “I’m very suspicious if anyone who is experimental with footwear. I prefer to stick to smart, classic and British styles,” he said. Rock stars are known for being eccentric, but this is an odd take on the idea. Badwan has had himself a busy year despite The Horrors not releasing any new music, as he released a new album with his side project Cat’s Eyes. The album was recorded at Real World Studios in 2015 and was produced and mixed by Steve Osborne and was Cat’s Eyes first studio album since their self-titled debut LP in 2011. It makes you wonder what kind of footwear everyone was rocking in the studio……..


- If you’re the president of Burundi, you don’t have a ton of clout. When you do have a chance to exert your über-limited influence, you clearly have to take it and thus, Burundi's president has threatened to pull out almost 5,500 troops contributing to African Union forces in Somalia over unpaid allowances. President Pierre Nkurunziza threw down the gauntlet, vowing that if there is no payment by January, Burundi will recall the more than 5,400 troops from the 22,000-strong regional force protecting Somalia's weak government from al-Shabab extremist attacks. Pulling security forces from a tenuous situation where every last peacekeeper is valuable is a shady move, but Nkurunziza claimed that Burundi's troops have not been paid allowances for 11 months amid a standoff between Burundi's government and the European Union over the EU accusing Burundian authorities of human rights abuses. Yes, but who can be expected to respect human rights in their country while also sending troops across borders to help keep the peace in other countries? The problem for Burundi is that the EU is the largest donor to the African Union force in Somalia and Nkurunziza and his dubious regime have faced mounting international criticism over the deadly political turmoil that followed his pursuit of a third term last year, which many in the country called unconstitutional. Hundreds have been killed in the ensuing dispute and the situation remains combustible at best. The EU antagonizing Nkurunziza probably won't help calm things down, but at this point, battle lines have been drawn………

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