Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Russia stays intolerant, a metal lead singer goes badass and Big 12 idiocy fallout


- Bitter much, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. Abbott is his state’s highest-ranking elected official and theoretically should be focused on issues like education, health care, relations between police and citizens and infrastructure, but his eyes are apparently on a different prize right now. In the wake of the wrongly named, 10-team Big 12 conference announcing that it would not expand after it spent three months vetting and interviewing potential new member school, including the University of Houston, the governor took to Twitter to rip the conference a new one. Having previously tweeted his support for Houston being added to the Big 12, Abbott wasn’t holding back on social media. "The Big 12 owes a lot of people an apology. It punted on expansion & shanked its future. @UHouston deserved better," Abbott tweeted. Why is he so angry? Is the governor a UH alum who wanted to see his old school join one of the Power 5 conferences and have a guaranteed shot at a national championship every year by virtue of that affiliation? Nope, Abbott is a University of Texas graduate and UT was one of the 10 current Big 12 members who voted against taking on teams like Houston, BYU and other viable candidates. Houston was among the 11 schools the Big 12 met with in September, but now the Cougars will have to stick and stay in Conference USA and there’s not a damn thing they can do about it. At least they have the governor’s support, though…….


- Shelby Palmer, you are a certified badass - along with being a certified skydiving instructor. Palmer is an instructor at Skydive Temple in Salado, Texas and in four years instructing people on how to properly jump out of working planes, he’s completed 1,900 safe dives. None of them were quite like a recent jump during  which he managed to lose his shoe and then catch it while he was still in the air. The crazy mid-air antics came after his friend Christopher Elder asked him to perform a skydiving stunt with him called "Mr. Bill.” It was something out of the ordinary, so Palmer jumped at the chance. "One of my favorite things to do is take new students out to do stuff," Palmer said. "Mr. Bill's, though historically I'm very successful at them, but this one didn't go so well.” The fact that he lived and wasn’t injured would suggest otherwise, but Elder and Palmer tried to rehearse the stunt as best they could before hopping out of the plane, knowing that it’s extremely difficult to communicate once you’re in the air. As they began performing the stunt, Elder relaxed his arms a little too soon and was jolted off of Palmer. The two men moved away from each other and in the process, Elder accidentally knocked Palmer's left shoe off. "I realized as he came off of me that I was missing a shoe and I started looking for it immediately. I could just see it coming underneath his right side,” Palmer recalled. Having borrowed his shoes from someone else, he decided to go after the shoe. He calculated his speed and angle of descent, drifted over and snagged the shoe, then executed a successful landing on the ground………


- Frontmen for metal bands are typically thought of as hard-rocking, edgy badasses. Rarely do any of them prove it quite like Ryan McKenney, the lead singer for grizzled metal men Trap Them. McKenney, who is known for being sheer chaos in motion on stage, was performing with his band at Bloodshedfest in the Netherlands when one of his on-stage stunts went horribly wrong. In a time-tested concert action sequence, McKenney jumped from the top of a speaker stack and unfortunately for him, he did not stick the landing. Instead, an awkward return to the ground resulted in two broken feet and while it is possible to keep singing with two broken feet, it’s much harder if you’re not Stevie Wonder, John Tesh, John Legend or some other piano-playing performer who has the luxury of sitting on a nice, cushioned bench while plying your trade. Yet McKenney would not be silence and continued to performing, using monitors to prop himself up and visibly in pain. His feet weren't the only casualties in the fall, as a Trap Them performing in London days later showed the true extent of McKenney’s injuries, as he played with a bruised face, black eyes and both of his feet in casts. Sure, one could argue that a member of any legit band playing in or near Amsterdam should be peaking on chron and any other number of drugs that could help numb the pain of such a fall, it certainly looks like McKenney was feeling the full brunt of his pain during the remainder of the set. But such is the price of creating the sort of iconic concert moments that fans will never forget……..


- Stay intolerant, Russia. It’s not the least bit embarrassing that a theater in one of your largest cities has cancelled a planned performance of the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" following protests by an organization of conservative Orthodox Christians. The irony is that this wasn’t some band of irreverent outsiders coming in from the West and bringing their evil, capitalist values to Russia in an attempt to ruin the communist utopia of Vlad Putin’s evil empire. No, this show was to be staged Nov. 1 by a troupe from St. Petersburg, entertaining the masses in Omsk, Russia's seventh-most-populous city. That show will not go on after a local group called "Family, Love, and Fatherland" filed a complaint alleging that the musical mocked religious faith. It is true that “Superstar” doesn’t present the sunniest take on religion, but unless this is North Korea and a hellacious despot with a fat, toad-like head and no fashion sense stifles every semblance of freedom of expression, then the show shouldn’t really be a problem. It’s been performed thousands of times in dozens of countries around the world over the years, in a wide range of languages no less, and hasn’t really encountered this sort of problem. Still, it’s not a huge surprise given growing conservative sentiment and resistance to Western popular culture in Russia. Amnesty International issued a statement denouncing the cancellation as "an affront to freedom of expression and the latest example of interference in Russian cultural life by nationalist 'activists.'" Hope you’re happy with yourselves and your blind hatred and general intolerance of culture and progress, Russia…….

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