Wednesday, October 05, 2016

NFL referee profanity, Moroccan uprising warnings and White Stripes v. Donny Trump


- What does it take to reunite one of the most enigmatic, mysterious bands in rock and roll years after their curious split? The single most heinous, racist, bigoted and xenophobic presidential candidate in the history of the United States, that’s what. Yes, Jack and Meg White went their separate ways years ago, with her dropping off the map and him becoming the dark, cryptic and hipster-ish embodiment of an undertaker crossed with a record label boss. But they’ve temporarily reunited to publicly condemn Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump after their song 'Seven Nation Army' was used in a promotional video for the human candy corn with a dead weasel stapled to its tip. The duo issued a statement through White’s Third Man records and minced no words. "Regarding the use of ‘Seven Nation Army’ in a Donald Trump campaign video, The White Stripes would like to unequivocally state that they have nothing whatsoever to do with this video. They are disgusted by this association, and by the illegal use of their song.” What’s odd is that a fan-made video soundtracked by 'Seven Nation Army' went viral over the summer, but that video wasn’t directly tied to the Trump campaign. Perhaps making this all the more offensive, there is a 0 percent chance Trump has any idea who the White Stripes are or has ever actually listened to any of their songs. But the song that will really fit Trump once he loses next month is “Walking With a Ghost,” because a ghost is all that will remain of his campaign come the second Tuesday in November………


- Thanks for the warning, Polisario Front independence movement. Most of the time, rebel fronts don’t clue the world into the fact that they’re about to revive their long-running confrontation with Morocco over the disputed Western Sahara. According to the movement’s leaders, they’re much closer to resuming confrontation than to peace and Ould Salek, the movement's foreign relations chief, urgently appealed to the U.N. Security Council to hold the referendum on the future of Western Sahara promised in a 1991 cease-fire agreement with Morocco. Salek said "the situation remains very tense, very dangerous" in a buffer strip in southwestern Western Sahara where Moroccan security forces are facing Polisario Front fighters. To further amp up the drama, Salek claimed that all that’s really needed to set this mo-fo off is someone to light the smallest spark. "Anything can start the confrontation," Salek cautioned. According to a confidential U.N. document, Morocco violated the 1991 cease-fire agreement by sending armed personnel into the area without prior notice to U.N. peacekeepers. However, that same document stated that the Polisario Front also violated the cease-fire when it responded by deploying its fighters. In other words, but sides f*cked up and now the Polisario Front is trying to act as if its misstep doesn’t count or that Morocco somehow screwed up worse and therefore, the U.N. needs to meet the movement’s demands and meet them now or else, sh*t is about to go south………..


- Rather than “internally address referee Pete Morelli's recent microphone gaffe,” maybe the NFL should see this as an opportunity. Sure, having one of its officials drop a four-letter bomb on an entire stadium full of people seems offensive at first glance, is it really such a bad thing? During Sunday's game between the Buffalo Bills and New England Patriots, Morelli left his microphone on during a timeout and the crowd heard him say: "Turned into a pretty good game. But one big hit, this s--- could explode." He merely said what a lot of people in the stadium were probably thinking and this was nothing like the incident in 2013 when the league suspended umpire Roy Ellison for a profane and derogatory comment made to Washington Redskins offensive lineman Trent Williams. Morelli was merely talking to his crew and made a comment without making sure he’d switched off his microphone, yet his was one of what had to be thousands of profanities uttered within the venue that day. Gillette Stadium isn't a place one goes if that person expects to hear nothing but good, clean language and see wholesome, family entertainment. Maybe it’s a good thing that NFL fans now know that the guys being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to officiate their favorite team’s games every season talk and think just like them………


- It’s a vexing question that up to this point hasn’t had a legit, worthwhile answer. How does one go about raising and perhaps even doubling the value of a 2000 Chevrolet Blazer with six-figure mileage, its share of wear and tear and little aesthetic value? Enter Larry Hall, a Randolph County, N.C. man who owns just such a 2000 Blazer and decided to do a little exterior redecorating by covering his entire vehicle with pennies. He used some 51,300 copper spheres embossed with the likeness of Abraham Lincoln to give the vehicle a brand new color scheme and while the pennies have a collective value of $513, the odds of anyone stealing them or even trying to deposit the entire vehicle at the bank are low because Hall actually affixed them to the SUV quite well. "I had to put them on one-by-one and it took about seven weeks and six or seven hours a day," he said. "It took 80 tubes of silicone glue and three gallons of fiberglass boat glue." Also worth noting here is that Hall definitely doesn’t have any true friends because if he did, he would have had something much better to spend that $513 - plus the cost of materials - on, those friends would have confronted him about what a lame idea this was and they would have suggested that he find a better hobby to occupy his time. But having no such friends, Hall has both the time and the money to glue the pennies back on when they fall off and keep his curiously colored ride rolling down the street in style………

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