Thursday, October 13, 2016

Batman-disguised robbery frauds, Poland talks utensil smack to France and Nick Kyrgios keeps Nick Kyrgios-ing


- Well played, Simon Cornwall. You’re the producer of the hit cable series “The Night Manager” and as the producer or star of any big show knows, the key is to continue building interest in the show and keep fans hooked. There’s no better way to do that than allowing everyone to believe that despite the show’s impressive ratings and critical success, the first season will be the only one - only to come back a while later and cleverly hint that there just might be another season in the offing. Cornwall decided to stop stonewalling and admitted that another season of the show, which is based on John Le Carré's 1993 spy novel, is possible. The show has colossal star power with leading men Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie, who have both poo-pooed the notion of a second season. "It's based on a novel, we've got to the end of the novel and John Le Carré has yet to write another novel, so in cold practical terms, no, we're done," Laurie said. Ah, well done Hugh. Couching your comment with the “in cold practical terms” tag. Cornwall has a bit more of an inside track on this because he’s LeCarré's nephew and he says that a second season isn't beyond the realm of possibility.  "Of course, the broadcasters would love to do another series," he said. "There's no book and there's never been a Le Carré story that has been extended beyond the confines of the novel. It would be interesting to try that. We wouldn't do something that we didn't feel had a fighting chance of being even better than the first one.” Yes, the broadcasters and their advertisers would love another season and in the end, that’s why it will happen……..


- Stop acting like you’re the bastion of culture and civilization in continental Europe, Poland. Clearly, you can't position yourself as any sort of military badasses because you haven’t really done much to brag about in any world war up to this point, so maybe acting like you’re incredibly cultured and civilized is the best you can attempt…but it’s still lame. That goes for you, Polish Deputy Defense Minister Bartosz Kownack, who went on state television and described the French as "people who learned to eat with a fork from us a few centuries ago." That seems like a really clumsy and weak slam on France and its culinary history and yet when pressed on the idea that he made the comment that the two countries are embroiled in a diplomatic war over a failed defense deal, B. Kownack denied that such a diplomatic war has broken out. He did verrrry subtly allege that the French had compromised themselves and revealed their "class,” but wasn’t big into providing specifics of exactly what he meant by that comment. What we do know is that in the past week, Polish officials and representatives of Airbus have traded recriminations over a failed multibillion euro deal under which Poland was to have bought 50 military helicopters from the French company. On one side of the deal, the French have accused the Poles of acting in bad faith, while Polish officials counter that the deal was bad for their country. How that justifies (allegedly) welching on a previously agreed-to, multimillion-dollar military equipment deal remains unclear, so maybe Poland can find another utensil metaphor to explain it all away………


- Keep Nick Kyrgios-ing, Australian tennis star Nick Kyrgios. Don’t worry that fans booed and heckled you during an uninspired 6-3, 6-1 loss to Mischa Zverev at the Shanghai Masters, taking issue with you visibly not trying during multiple segments of the match. Kyrgios clearly mailed in his second-round match just three days after winning the Japan Open in Tokyo, tapping a soft serve over the net and walking toward his chair before Zverev had even returned the ball, floating other first serves in at 67 mph and simply bypassing his chair on the sidelines during changeovers, walking straight to the baseline and waiting impatiently to serve, twirling his racket on his fingers. Even chair umpire Ali Nili took notice and called Kyrgios out for his act. "This is a professional tournament, you have to act like a professional," Nili said. The crowd wasn’t about to sit idly by and allow Kyrgios to get away with this sh*t and toward the end of the 48-minute match, fans began booing and jeering. One man yelled, "Respect the game," and rather thsan ignore some scrub in the stands, Kyrgios shouted back, "You want to come here and play?" At his post-match news conference, someone dared to ask him whether he thought he owed the spectators a better effort as one of the stars of the game. What does that even mean? I'm good at hitting a tennis ball at the net. Big deal. I don't owe them anything," Kyrgios said. "If you don't like it, I didn't ask you to come watch. Just leave." He then claimed his serves were soft because his arm was “a little sore,” though he did allow that he didn't put forth his best effort and was mentally drained after winning his third title of the season in Tokyo. Ultimately, a lot of people are talking about men’s tennis who wouldn’t otherwise be and this piss-poor effort didn’t hurt anyone’s bottom line other than Kyrgios, so the man just needs to keep doing his thing……..


- You’re a disappointment and a fraud, robbery suspect who failed to pull off off a haphazard heist at the AM-PM mini-mart at Country Club Drive and University Drive in Mesa, Arizona. No, not because you chose food and drink items before approaching the counter, lifting your shirt and revealing a handgun tucked in the waistband of your pants before demanding money from the register, only to have the clerk start crying and become too terrified to open the register, prompting the would-be thief to sprint from the store with only his food and drink items. No, this guy is a fraud because he made a half-assed attempt to dress up as Batman for the robbery, but he couldn’t even follow through on that simple task. All he could manage was to wear a black Batman mask, black Batman gloves, a black short-sleeved shirt with a white Volcom diamond logo on the front. Simply put, it’s a garbage effort akin to forgetting about your big homework assignment for algebra class, hurriedly scribbling 2 + 2 = 4 on a piece of notebook paper and drawing a couple of isosceles triangles for good measure before handing it in to your teacher and hoping she gives you an A for effort. If you’re going to dress up as Batman, you go all in, with the mask, full suit, cape and you find yourself a f*cking Batmobile - or a close approximation to take wherever you’re going. If you can't fully commit to the role, then don’t play it at all. Here’s hoping this suspect is soon captured and vengefully prosecuted not only for the actual legal crime he committed, but also his crimes against the name, likeness and spirit of one of the best superheroes around. This ass hat is described as a white man, mid to late 20s, about 5-foot-7, with  tattoos on the inside of his left elbow. He also clearly has no self-respect and no sense of what the Caped Crusader truly means to the world………

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