Friday, October 07, 2016

Prison drug scams, Carlos D digs on Interpol and Myanmar v. ignorant Dutchmen

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- The NCAA spends most of its time with its head up its ass. This was a rare chance to do something awesome and not be a bunch of bureaucratic ass hats. As is its custom, the governing body for most of college sports swung and missed badly, ruling a decorated Army veteran ineligible and not allowed to compete during the 2016-17 season. Oakland's Isaiah Brock, who received an Army Commendation Medal and other honors for his services as a mortuary affairs specialist in Afghanistan, wants to suit up for the school’s men’s basketball team, but the NCAA says no. He allowed to practice with the team and receive financial aid, but he cannot participate in games. Why? Because the NCAA rejected Oakland's request to grant the 6-foot-8 Brock immediate eligibility for the upcoming season. "It was definitely kind of devastating," Brock said. The school plans to appeal the decision. Brock claims to have taken two online classes while deployed in Afghanistan in 2013, receiving an A and B in those courses. He then earned two B's in the summer courses he took at Oakland, a school he landed at after meeting Oakland coach Greg Kampe during a Troops First event in Kuwait. His problem stems from the fact that he was not an academic qualifier out of high school. He has since penned a letter explaining to the NCAA that he did not take his academics as seriously as he should have in high school but cited his military experience as a catalyst for his growth. Apparently being one of the heroes who served in the Army by retrieving the bodies of fallen soldiers, performing autopsies and preparing those men and women for their trips home to their families isn't enough to change the NCAA’s minds……..




- Score one for Third World countries demanding that ugly Westerners check their self-centeredness at the door when they visit. Myanmar is a predominantly Buddhist country and that fact should not have escaped Klaas Haytema and his girlfriend when they decided to visit the nation formerly known as Burma for a fall vacation. Haytema was staying at a hotel in Mandalay, the country's cultural capital, when his attempts to relax and get some rest were interrupted by a late-night Buddhist sermon being broadcast through the area on a speaker system. He decided that his right to sleep trumped the right of those in the area to hear the sermon and so he unplugged an amplifier blasting that message out to the masses. Things escalated quickly when a crowd gathered around his hotel in protest after Haytema turned off the loudspeakers at a nearby religious hall. Matters got worse when the man who was reciting the sermon pressed charges against Haytema and he was arrested. Now, a Myanmar court has sentenced the Dutch citizen to three months in prison for interfering with a religious observance. In addition to his three months behind bars in a foreign country, Haytema was also fined 100,000 kyats (about $100) for violating visa regulations requiring him to respect the culture. As bad as that seems, he could have been sentenced to two years in prison for insulting religion in Myanmar. If ol’ Klaas is smart, he’ll keep his mouth shut for the next three months, keep his hands off all electrical equipment and get the hell out of town as soon as he’s released……..



- It’s been seven years and former Interpol bassist Carlos D seems to still have some issues with the band that helped make him famous. Dengler famously left the well-respected New York City indie rock outfit after the completion but before the release of their self-titled fourth album in 2010 and decided to chase an acting career. Now, he’s taking a moment to explain why he bolted and let’s just say the warm fuzzies between he and his former bandmates clearly died on both sides long before he walked out the door. Dengler said feeling “bored while watching Coldplay' was when he had his realization to leave the group, which sounds like an odd time to walk away. Sure, plenty of haters rip Coldplay for not exactly rocking everyone’s socks off, but just because Chris Martin and his crew aren’t your cup of musical tea, why walk away?  “I was experiencing so much pain being in the band, being in the music industry,” Dengler said. “I have to admit that I couldn’t help but to feel that the band was constraining a creative impulse. It wasn’t for lack of actually trying to make it work; it was still three tortuous years of trying to… I got sober and I said, ‘Okay, enough of this fucking rock star shit. Who am I really?'” Ah, the old rock star identity crisis, it happens to all of the great ones. This probably won't smooth things over with Interpol frontman Paul Banks, who previously said his ex-bassist was 'an asshole' but 'a genius.’ Dengler did make a short-lived musical comeback when he appeared on “Late Night With Seth Myers” to play the bass, but largely ignored late-night talk shows appear to be the extent of his musical pursuits right now……..




- World, prepare to be shocked. A prison in Maryland was not a wholesome, upright house of reform for those incarcerated there, but rather a place where seedy insiders and outsiders conspired to funnel all manner of illegal drugs in and out of the facility. Thanks to a tip from a concerned prison guard, we now have the single largest federal case in Maryland's history, one in which 80 people including corrections officers, inmates and "outside facilitators" have been charged with orchestrating a vast contraband smuggling enterprise that involved trading drugs, pornography, tobacco and cellphones to state prisoners for money and sex. This wide-ranging case came to light thanks to two federal indictments unsealed this week, revealing a sweeping racketeering scheme infiltrated the Eastern Correctional Institution in Westover — Maryland's largest state prison — in which 18 prison guards, 35 inmates and 27 civilians allegedly assisted in maintaining the flow of drugs and other contraband. It’s nice to see guards and the inmates with whom they could have such animosity all working together in the name of coitus and capitalism, not to mention bridging the gap between inmates and the rest of society by connecting those 27 civilians to their endeavor. The FBI was able to snuff out the scheme by relying heavily on wiretaps and the narc who ratted out the guilty guards and prisoners and now, the good men of the Eastern Correctional Institution will have to find another way to get their illicit drug fix……..

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